Why are Europeans gay?

Why are Europeans gay?

That webm is LITERALLY heterosexual

Disgusting desu, also my penis looks like that flaccid but when it's erect it's 7 inches

tfw no qt euro bf to humiliate

>measuring flaccid penises

For what purpose?

>left guy is brown, right one is blond

What country is filmed in? Russia?

> yurosmalls

M8..you didn't see the end did you?

>small
>euro
>dicks

>flaccid
>flaccid

look at them, they even mastered the special vocabulary on Sup Forums.

pretty hetero
they are not gay
just fooling around

This. That's just European culture.

they're not wrong though, and flaccid is an actual term

you have to be aroused to get fully erect, but stimulation will lead to the sort of semi-erection chubbies and can cause ejaculation

wow is it brazil or Sup Forums that made you so observant? i didn't notice any difference. just a little tan. you guys are obsessed

no i am not saying it is wrong, i am admiring their good command of english. i probably never ever used the word flaccid, it sounds too fucking medical to me.

Why are you watching gay porn?

It's not normal to have this kind of variation. Only in ultra mixed countries you can find such variation.

You have interesting porn taste america-kun

What is the target audience for this kind of porn? I can't imagine gay men wanting to be humiliated by women. And guys into femdom might be faggots, but they're still heterosexual.

underage children probably

that's pretty normal English, and I'm from the South

i blame people like you for dumbing down our language yet further

Flaccid is a pretty normal word.

Women?

men with a humiliation fetish

Wait, European dicks are THAT small?
Lol

We don't have the BBC gene from our grandfathers like you.

>Sweden

>this fucking post
>sweden

Wow white guys are basically fag? Good to know thanks

>he fell for the BBC meme

you will next generation

>2 hours ago

These guys are literally Tyrone tier in Korea

no i thank them for making English so much easier for foreigners to learn.

Thank you, dumb Americans.

You must be the Canadian with 4 inch penis. It's understandable you had to cling to that stale and fake meme image.

No. Koreans are bigger than you. Source: wps.tumblr.com
5 inches is not big but still 1 inch bigger than your "penis"

There are really few men in the world that is smaller than you. Just go off yourself. A thumb can please women better than your "penis."

lmao. just pull down your pants and stand in front of the bathroom mirror. then exit the world through the bathroom window. go ahead. lmao.

TL;DR no matter how hard you put yourself in denial and troll or do anything. your "dick" stays the small and you are closer to women than men.

Proof: the difference in volume between your (erect) "penis" and the average clit is bigger than the difference between your (erect) ""penis"" than the average (flaccid) penis.

KYS. KYS. KYS.

>bigger
smaller
wow im dumb
at least my dick is still bigger than this "canadian"'s.

P. S. There are really few beings in the universe that has smaller penises than your "penis." lmao.