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CARA

More like Claire haha

BIG STRONG ANGLOS pls listen to argentine music in english

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Those ain't natural pham.

Friendly reminder that Claire Abbott has become used goods and a complete whore at this point, who's only still known because of her younger years where she was attractive and could pretend to have a little bit of innocence.

they look saggy enough that it's possible

still too big for me

How much for a time share of that?

hue

i like to study right before going to sleep , this is normal isnt it?

THat PArt

post her nudes

>11:39 pM
It's getting late. Would someone please tell me a good bedtime story? I really need to go to sleep

I read somewhere you remember things better if you study before you sleep

delete that

you a grill, user?
you sound like a grill

>that friend who invites you to a night out on a fucking tuesday evening (when you have classes next morning) and then gets angry when you don't want to
>that friend who constantly grills you in super fine detail about why you're not going somewhere and will never simply accept "no sorry I can't" without any further followup questions

seriously though, she aged really awfully, considering how young she still is

Imagine what kind of a trainwreck she'll look like at age 30 and beyond

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breddy gud

*throws banana peels while making monkey sounds*
ah yes the famed "mexican culture"

sinaloa is gay

Yeah, we know.

Has Baja shown up today?

my arms still hurt like hell

i would kill all those who hate sinaloa with my bare hands if i could move them.

>911
Nice. Nice get. Never forget.

Anywho, where should I begin. Oh, so a long, long time ago there was a young girl named Claire who was sad. She was sad because the boys didn't really like her, and were more interested in video games. Poor Claire. But then, one day, just like magic, she woke up and realized that puberty hit her and boom presto she got a nice body. And soon after, every little betaboy on Sup Forums and bodybuilding.com was giving himself a toss over her underaged bikini body. She initially felt creeped out, but then she started to like being idolized as some sort of sex symbol. She built up a large social media presence and even hung out with Dan Blizerian once. Her young adulthood life was filled with parties and alcohol and funtimes with an endless lineup of male suitors. She thought her life was going to be amazing forever. But then, one day, when she hit 30, she woke up and looked in the mirror, and saw that she had become THREE HUNDRED POUNDS. It turns out that her titcow genes which blessed her before had that inevitable expiry date, and she had become a fat sack of ripply cottage cheese surprise. And suddenly, just as it started, the betaboys were no longer interested in her and moved on to another b-list internet instagram celebrity. Claire got really sad again, after seeing such a sharp decline in her life quality, and started to try out crystal meth to deal with the pain. She then found some moderately wealthy lanky guy who was ten years older than her and she settled down and had a couple kids and nobody ever thought she was attractive again. The end.

That's not a very good story

el sinaloANO

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>his weak lil churro arms hurt

JAJAJAJA Sinaloan "men"

cheque it out

she looks fine pal

I have to side with the Californian. Pic looks like a Bed, Bath and Beyond. I wouldn't be surprised if it were gentrified crap.

More aroused these days by kissing and snuggling than sex and good bodies.

Baja told me she loved me once. I hope she comes back by Valentine's Day

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@70068108
Fucking terrible

@3
fuck off

He got cucked by some shitty telenovela skank and Sean Penn.

Que voulait-il dire par ceci ?

Just a friendly reminder that Vaporeon is objectively the best choice

if you had pokemon emerald or sapphire instead of ruby don't talk to me

J ai dit que touts les grenouilles peuvent sucer ma verge

>not getting an Umbreon for dat Dark

Watch your mouth cunt

>he didnt have Ruby and emerald

literally LMAOing at ur life, senpai

>Umbreon

Je vais avoir une petite amie française et il n'y a rien que tu puisse faire pour m'arrêter

Are we the designated shitposters for 2017 /cum/?

*wrecks every psychic/ghost type on your team*

nothing personnel, kiddo

>he didn't have all three

would rather have an unevolved eevee than vaporeon tbqhwyfam

>tfw you stopped caring about pokemon after gold and silver
>tfw there are people in this thread who were born after Pokemon originally aired
>tfw too old for /cum/

Aussi pepe ?
Dégoûtant

D-delet this

Two more days m8s

>ever having a normal type(except snorlax, I guess) in your team

>ever caring about pokemon

NEED a quebecer gf

Je sais parler français un peu mais je sais utiliser des traducteurs

Jokes on you, they were in their electric form when you did that

I had Meowth just because of the show

>never played HG/SS
>never played the updated FR/LG

ISHYGDDT

I'm back from work

Did you miss me???

>not having an electrode to self destruct on bitch niggas
pussy

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>tfw below average looking Asian girl in my drawing class
>disappointing face
>fucking huge delicious tits

I'll still fap to the stolen cell phone pics of them

*sends out a rock/dark type*

wow, enjoy your one use pokemon, stupid. Or have fun wasting a turn on revives

As far as I'm concerned all the pokemins are the same except !pokemon go¡

I haven't seen you in a few days ;_;

That is clearly a guy.

>still too big for me
honestly what's wrong with you

petite and stacked is the best kind of woman

t. LMM

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what does that mean?

I'd rather go for the real thing
Thats like buying an epihone or squier instead of a gibson or fender

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(((((Meowth)))))

t. Weak bitch whos been blown the fuck up one too many times

I've been studying and working and making sticky sweet love to the boy sorry

I basically been a loser my whole live but never been loser enough to play pokemon.

you all sicken me.

Disgusting

Do you believe in life after love?

nou

I'm livin it kiddo

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That room looks really tacky, far worse than even Trump's taste. I guess they aren't spending the shekels on interior design.

>implying I dont have them hold a focus band or Sturdy

enjoy being down 1 pokemon

pokemon is normie as fuck, m80

/asean/ is dead so here I am

You come across a Death Note and have just enough space in it left to write in 3 names. When you do so, those three people will die. You can choose how they die, or if you leave the cause of death blank, they will die of a heart attack.

Who do you pick?

You have to go back flip.

T-thanks

*Writes my name down three times*

you
/cum/
st vincent

>Beaners couldn't afford Pokemon as a kid

Not surprised.

Seth Rogan
my 2 roommates

I would choose public martyrdom by fire and leave rest blank.

I doubt you have them all holding it
Don't cry when your bitch pokemon is dead