This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight...

This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight, Teddy will kill you in your sleep unless you post in this thread.

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K

if you say so

Thank fuck

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Any one have a brazzers acount?

I'm a nigger

This isn't ''your mom will die in her sleep tonight''.
Original/10

ok

Fuck off Teddy. Ain't got no time for your bullshit.

po

post

i hope Teddy gags me on his filthy cock before he kills me

no

Goodness!

I'm hope he fucks my sweet boipussy and gives me a sissygasm with his powerful big dead cock

Motherfucker hides in my house everyday

Fuck off.

hjyg

chat shit get bummed

Realistically, if some retard was hiding in your house waiting to kill you, possibly armed with knives of some shit. What would you do?

I'd leave and call the cops, stay at a hotel over night while things got sorted out.

at least it's not a trap thread

Poop is nice

asdf

Nigger

mtf

xd

Yo motherfuckers, Teddy here!

Just want to let ya know you ain't safe post or no post, I'm gonna get ya!

You know that big-ass knife you use to cut meat? No not the sharp blade, the big cerated bastard that would saw through your windpipe in seconds... I'm saying to much, after all the best things in life are surprises!

See you tonight bitches

Teddy x

reply

>leave
>not wanting to fuck a dead twink

fuc my pussi

in this thread

18+

damn

Fuck off, Teddy.

Jokes on you i dont have a fucking home you dumbass loser KEK

Why would I give up on such an occasion to die

Fuck Teddy and all of his bullshit

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k

k

Pls no

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k

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k

Teddy is a motherfucker I dont want to see ever again

Dam

K

K

ted, stop

kys lol im leafy xD

ay

ü-)

In the original chain mail, Teddy was 7 you sick fucc

sp00kd

fuck you teddy

I replied plis dont kill me now

No freddy

nigger.

fuq

plz no

fuck off

Fuck

Fuck boi

Hey teddy

i have a bunny guard u.u

:DDDDDDDD

Cept that's that little arsonist from The Grave Dancers, innit

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Fuck you Teddy, I'll fap if I want to. You can watch tho.

pls no

Teddy aint shit, im more scary than this teddy nig

called teddy like a little BITch

FUck out of here

Keka

fag

k

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He looks like a fucking pedophile. OP I hope he rapes you in the ass you dumb nigger.

You mean Rubber Johnny?

I'll bite

not fucking around

Teddy leave

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oh

FUG U TEBBY :DDDDD

Somebody pleas tell me: Why the fuck do you guys ALWAYS bite and respond? No matter where this "reply or X" is posted, there's always a dozen niggers feeding into this cancer. Why?

Come at me

pls no

Fuck you

Ok

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no pls

Gayass

I'll throw hands with teddy

spaghet.

Well Alrighty Then

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

fuck you teddy