Describe your ideal girlfriend?

Describe your ideal girlfriend?

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thats a guy

This girl is beautiful, plz, tell me where she is live, for i am desire speak with her

A tomboy who would rather sit in and watch TV than be treated to an expensive dinner.

Looking like this would be welcome too.

agreed, in fact I'd rather have a tomboy with something in her head and a good sense of humor than a stupid but "socialy beautiful" bitch

>pls tell me where she live so I can stalk her on fb and fap

a balrog of morgoth

The one I have now, 10/10

>short
>jet black hair
>pale smooth skin
>D or C cups
>leaves me alone for extended periods of time
>doesnt say dumb shit around friends and family
>loves to give blowjobs and anal
>bakes shit like cup cakes and cakes
>has a job

Xenia Onatopp

>female
>into guys
>preferably doesnt hate me
>preferably has no dick (not even feminine)

great tits
skinny
blonde hair
loves to cook and clean
angel in public, devil in the bedroom
sissy cock

real

>about 5' tall
>slim
>tits D or below
>virgin, but those are fuckin unicorns so as long as she hasnt slept around a lot i'm fine
>not crazy
>shares some of my interests, but has her own
>educated, has her own job, and doesnt rely on/expect me to pay their bills
>younger than me
>never fucked or dated a black guy

Dumb, thick, and in the kitchen

Chained naked body begging for more cock. From all who enter

Problem with this is such a girl wouldnt want YOU

My ideal girlfriend is a real girlfriend

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD GARD GARD

>>not crazy

> virgins are unicorns
> doesn't acknowledge that not-crazies are horses with conjoined twins in the middle of their heads that are, in fact, tiny unicorns

/thread

Someone who love me.

pretty much

When I see girls like that, I always wonder if they're aware of themselves?
I mean, she has huge tits and isn't too shy to flaunt them, but her face and her smile don't match the slut-personality.
So his she unaware of how she's presenting herself? And if she's aware, what does she think of the fact that literally every boy wants to fuck her?
I had a friend like her once and she said that she never notices when guys stare at her rack and she also said she doesn't think that anyone would like to fuck her.

breathing....or not breathing. i'm not picky

>alive
this thread makes me sad and think how alone i m

>Same ethnicity as me
>About the same age or a bit younger
>Smart
>Fun
>Athletic
>Good looking
>Chaste
>Low maintenance and little to no make-up
>At least master's degree in any field of natural sciences (students also acceptable)
>Doesn't watch TV or listen to radio
>Doesn't like any other kind of commercial spoon-fed entertainment either
>Doesn't smoke, drink or use drugs
>Plays some instrument
>Photographer
>Interested in history and mythology
>Plays games occasionally
>Likes roughly the same music, movies and shows as I do
>Rides a motorcycle or at least likes/accepts them
>Accepts, likes or shoots guns
>Conservative right-wing nationalist
>Likes to be in nature
>Likes animals (and dogs over cats)
>Likes cooking

I think that's a good starting point. More requirements can be set, when candidates show up.

Maybe she doesn't sit around obsessing over what other people are thinking? Or she just likes her tits. I like my cock, and would flaunt it about it society wouldn't reject me for it.

Good for her.

A girl who loves dictators.

>Doesn't talk much.
>Hates going out.
>I do my things, she does hers, often together.
>usually horny, doesn't like taking the initiative, but kind of hints at it at times.
>looks: 6+/10
>We both know we would like nothing more than to just sit through every weekend cuddled up watching a movie or playing some game.

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>when candidates show up

kek

This is how you can tell a dude will kiss the first girl's ass that even looks at him twice.

>Maybe she doesn't sit around obsessing over what other people are thinking?

You really think women are capable of that?

Well, lucky for you there are plenty of women just like that.
You may have to settle 4-5/10 though.

>when candidates show up
You'll be alone forever user

>not fat
>uglier than me so she doesn't cheat
>knows that we are only together because we can't get anything better
>alcoholic, like me
>dead inside, like me

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I would describe her as gay

>Doesn't smoke, drink or use drugs
boring as nigga

OP cos she's beautiful and probably takes it up the ass

>Thicc
>Not a manatee
>Not a nigress
>Around my age or a bit older
>Not an SJW
>Don't mind crazy so long as she's loyal
>Never fucked a nigger
>Nice to look at

That's pretty much it.

>I like my cock

I kek'd, but then I realised that I like my own cock as well, even if he is small. weird

...

Really?
...I guess the problem is that we'd never find each other. And if we did.. neither would know, nor have the balls to make a move.

>Imouto

That's it.

someone real

Beth

might work out for you, but only if it is a feminine penis

typical Sup Forums response:

>BIG BOOBED
>AND SKINNY TOO
>FIT, BUT NOT REQUIRES THE SAME FOR ME
>HATES GOING OUT
>HATES HER FRIENDS
>LIKES WHAT I LIKE
>DISLIKES WHAT I DISLIKE
>LIKES VIDYA, BUT IS NOT BETTER AT ANY GAME THAN ME
>SHY VIRGIN
>BUT A FUCKING SEMEN DEMON, COCK CRAVING WHORE IN BED
>LIKES COOKING AND HOME KEEPING
>NOT SAY A WORD IF NOT ASKED FOR

kys, you fuckin robots

A control freak bitch, in such a sense that she does improve our lives.

If theres anything worth liking, its your own dick. It makes you feel good when you tug it

at this point she just needs to be alive

Apparently you aren't.

Isn't that how it works? :^)

Actually I've turned down all girls thus far.

Possible but I'm such an unique snowflake that it's hard to find anyone that's even remotely likeable in any serious way. And because having a girlfriends isn't a very high priority for me, I'm content with my situation. Sometimes it's a bit lonely but that's fine too.

I'd say the same about anyone, who smokes, drinks or uses drugs. It tells that the person doesn't have any content in his/her life and has to artificially fill the void.

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>pulse
>vagina
>tits

implying this isn't reproducible outside the confines of Sup Forums

they're just clowns anyway

except nobody answered something even remotely close. you might want to leave

someone who wont leave me when i tell them i love them and she says that we should just be friends ;_;

>i am desire speak with her

>5'2 to 5'4
>Short brunette hair similar to OP's pic.
>Pale skin
>Smart
>Likes anime but just like any other genre
>Likes videogames and wants to play together
>Virgin
>Breasts from size D to A
>Loves to just be together

>vagina

already too high expectations

no need to take the first bidder when you can pick and choose...

also no need for someone else when you're content and they don't offer improvement/benefit to your life

Underrated

like this

Nice trips, I would rather have a person who has had sex b4 because if you find a virgin it is because they are lying or they are not worth it. Most awesome women are awesome because they have been with someone that has opened them up to be into more things than just makeup tutorials and nail art.

I rate it:

25+
Offensive content
Sexual Themes
Violence

High enough rating yet?

One that exists and actually likes me would be a good start

calm down with a vagina, and you could fuck a quite passable trap, user

This

Basically Emma Watson without feminist bullshit

>Japanese
>Short
>Thin
>Share some interests, but not all
>At least a common knowledge of video games and anime
>Willing to try new things
>6/10 or lower so other men don't look at her
>Clingy
>B-C tits
>Virgin
>Dresses conservatively

im a huge fag

Emma Watson before she opened her mouth for shit that was all just a fantasy.
>inb4 10 y/o Emma

In order of importance more or less
>playful and tomboyish but still feminine
>carefree
>nice to everyone
>pretty face, young looking
>pretty eyes
>athletic
>skinny but not anorexic
>nice legs
>short hair that is feminine in pattern, or medium hair that is messy
>any height above 4'9
>decent tits

But here's the real dealmaker/breaker
>not materialistic, will love me for myself and not my worldly success and social standing

So, never gonna happen, ever.

go to jihad land where they all come pre-wrapped so you don't need to worry about eye-rapists

>Brown eyes (most important)
>long hair with any colour that is not ginger
>shorter or around 180 cm
>smile like a god
>big tits and ass
>kind of fit
>faithful
>not stupid
>pussy don't smell of sea food

>somebody I can empathize with
>somebody that can empathize with me
>doesn't look like a monster and is female

This is literally all I need

actually god tier taste

It looks like you're having a casting for a girlfriend, and also being so narrow minded is likely to decrease your chances of ever having anyone showing their interest...

>carefree
>nice to everyone
so a slut, huh

>Thin - Sightly chubby
>Likes vidya
>Likes skating or longboarding
>Short hair or very long hair
>Thai, white, or Latino
>Tom boy
>Likes talking about philoshy and space
>is VERY much in love with me
>Clingy as fuck
>Flat chested (If chubby then D cup)
>No father
>Very homey mother who likes me and makes me food and likes me in their house
>No older siblings
>Has a part time job (So I don't have to pay for literally everything, but she's not at work all the time)

youre pretty much desperate for anything legitimately female arent you

Pls to tell i dont no how to computa

>one that really loves me and doesnt make me puke when i look ar her

i don t now maybe alive or real ?

So basically a fag.

holy shit you should date a graveyard then

Bruhhhh

Yes,but with a vagina

woah, easy man, that kinda woman doesn't exist

I'm not a woman, so why should I worry about what others think of me?

Pretty much how I think. Every time I've said no to someone, it seems that I've dodged a bullet but I guess the good ones don't just show up and have to be found. One girl was actually very nice and we were good friends but she turned out to be lesbian years after. She became really distant after what happened and the friendship was over, so nowadays I'm very confused, what I should have said, because both ways it would have ended badly.

I'm not having a casting. I'm not even looking for a girlfriend. Me being "narrow minded" only saves me from relationships I don't want. If I find the girl of my dreams, fine. If not, that's fine too.

But not both.

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>older than me
>Enjoys kinky sex and frequently initiates sex
>Athletic and will come to the gym with me
>Enjoys being outdoors, camping, hiking, kayaking, etc
>Equally enjoys staying indoors and playing Vidya
>Not a fucking lunatic
>Good conversationalist
>Has a face that doesn't make me throw up
>Literally doesn't exist
My ex gf fit most of my criteria, except she was fat and crazy.

A girl with huge tits that rapes school kids

Kek

>5'7
>up to b cup
>blonde hair
>nice personality
if she cook delicious meals, all of the above is irrelevant.