Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Yuuko Claimed!

Hey there.

Hello again energetic yuuko

Frantastic

Plug Suit edition

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still here


and


nothing at all. just going to watch thread a bit

nice feet

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Calamity-masu'd

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Akeno claimed.

being raped is pretty awesome wanna be raped by esdeath

wew lad

what porn?

sounds yummy

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Hello, hello!
How are you? I'm feeling hardly energetic today.

Claiming Akiko

>Yuuko
Great answer
Wouldn't expect any less from you

>Touka
>knee high socks
Touka knows what's good. Zettai is top tier

>Fran
Halla

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I have faith your sexual desires will evolve.

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You're waifu is a crash dummy...

Hello new yuuko

Yay! It's the original yuuko!

Best Austrian

Hey rem

How are you doing?

League still rip?

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This nigga gets it

If so I'd 1; still be in prison, and 2; probably be dead. The guards will leak the info of those who commit repulsive crimes to the general population and turn a blind eye in hopes the inmates will serve the justice they can't.
You new here?

You're waifu is fucking disgusting.

(Laura)
Which hamsters are more dangerous, obviously.

(That vampire chick)
Hmm, fair enough then, keep being edgy.

(Disgusting)
Nah man, seriously?

(Shiro)
That does sound nice as well. I occasionally also enjoy some audio books.

(Bereicherter)
Ich wäre auch glücklich, wenn meine Kultur so sehr bereichert werden würde.

(hoonest guy)
Don't we all, mate, don't we all?

I get off to real CP to does that count?

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You still sound like it now. Why so tired?

YIIISSS it's the one and only but still best Fran!

Im doing well, just tired. What about you?

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Reclaiming this anime classic cutie.

For some reason all the best pictures of this sexy beast have Edward in them also.

Slutty maid.
>Rattles
Loli jokes aside, i might still like ninja boat more.

Please elaborate...

Nicest, healthiest, and softest feet I've seen on a waifu

>Touka
>vampire
Nigga do you even Tokyo Ghoul?

Also not a hypersexualized minor for a waifu

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HURRDURR I CLAIM A DOGGER

At least get some good quality images if you want people to take you seriously.

You called me disgusting for my crush fetish and then said you wanted to rape an elementary schooler.......

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GET OUT

I wonder if she smells more pleasant with perfume or more like musky animal fur.

Gross. Was totally disgusted when I found out she didn't have a dick.

Evening Fran~

>bereichert
Wirklich? Also Merkel setzt sich doch eh schon volle Kraft dafür ein euch ebenfalls zu bereichern. Dauert nur etwas länger weil ihr etwas mehr Land zum Bereichern habt. Und wahrscheinlich könnt ihr es auch nicht so gut hören wie wir, weil ihr kaum Berge habt.

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thats what i don't get about feet
hits the gag reflex 2 hard 3 me

Hello again~.
How's your day going so far?

same

Well, my typing usually doesn't reflect how I'm feeling in reality, honestly~.
I'm not sure. I think I might have stayed up for too long, or slept in too late. Boo.

Right

QOTT: Does your waifu drink tea or coffee? And what kind does she prefer?

Akiko is shown to like Ginbe's jasmine tea

I'm doing good, been working on some art
And yes, League is still kill

It would be pretty fucking stupid not to like that

she looks pretty well-kept, probably a servant to a royal family, so i don't think she would smell bad

Audiobooks wouldn't be able to keep my attention, music is almost like a necessity.
I'm fine, also tired, just about to go for my run.

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Touka makes a bomb ass cup of coffee

here! waking up still.

Oh okay
Wanna talk though?
It was pretty good thanks
Hey Fran

She drinks both, but I think she drinks more coffee than tea.

It appears I'm meddling with a greater force

She drinks my fluids.

She definitely appears to not have a wild animal odor. Could be wrong, though. It's a fucking JPEG.

She probably drinks Coffee but would prefer Chocolate milk

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Espresso large

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Coffee. Because if I drank tea I'd either be French or a queer.

Doppio

claimed waifu

Oh Noes!
You mean a bunch of lolicons don't take my desire to fuck a canine seriously? My life is ruined

In all fairness though my post from the last thread was admittedly much better. I'm getting lazy

There was the mortician Fran, he was pretty chill

I'm going to get to try out my sidisi deck today, can't wait!

You visited your grandma some recently? I remember you saying you were wanting to do so

Good so far, I did sleep in a bit late though

That's lame, have you delete and reinstall?

Tea

she drinks animal blood

DAMMIT, WHY WONT THIS THREAD CONVERT

Yeah, sadly a spiderman derail is not enough to stop this thread, they're basically cockroaches.

dat autismus not cleared up yet?

Basically. You should take pride in shit posting, not like you'll do anything else productive today. So do your best at being the worst.

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probably sort of strange but i would like to try rubbing honey all through those feet, and sticking the toes in my mouth and licking off as much as i could while she smiled at me

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brothers in arms faggot you wanna razzle dazzle fuck you

Do you really think SpiderMan is enough to derail lolicons from fantasizing publicly over their 2D love?

Tommykoko, is that you?

What the hell is a doppio!

Yeah he was shockingly kind.
Can't believe he was paying out of pocket so the people could wear better clothes.

Chen

Yes, did so last friday. Was a horror. You should remember
>get home at 11 pm
>have to get up at 3 am for job

I have an entire folder of this shitpost, I'll make an effect

What? Don't buy it?
As i keep saying, liking lolis doesn't mean i only like lolis.
Nice. Good luck.

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Wew you say? It's just feet, I don't see how they can be wew.

But I don't own a hamster, I own a cat.

Coffee.

Tommykoko?

Hate machine

>Update
get me sick oniichan!!

ILL MAKE A DENT YOU NIGGER

Oh? You can shitpost the image limit in 7 minutes with under 10 waifu posts?

Cuz that was the record from a spiderman poster

Go on, do your best

So I've heard. I like it with them special sugars in them

That scene where she gets a coffee and ruins it with condiments was way too relatable for me though

coffee with coco in it is alright. Masks the bitterness

Decent stuff. Good if you need a kicker

>tea
>French
What?

Already did. Didn't work

How edgy

Black? That looks like it has quite a lot of milk in it

What...why?

bc fottfagsrfagsrus

My attempts to derail have failed

Good band name

>yuuko

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