Yo Sup Forums how do I tell my crush I like her

Yo Sup Forums how do I tell my crush I like her.
We've been hanging out alot recently and ive been single for 2 1/2 years and dont wanna let this one slip away. What do

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"Why haven't we fucked yet?"

And I will post the convo as it happens.

reply "Hey how're you?"
>im good user etc
Do you have any plans Friday
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I was thinking we should go for dinner, how about [local place]?

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spread em i'll be there in half an hour

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She lives like 6 minutes away lol. Wouldnt take a half hour

thread is kill?

No

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COME OOOOOON

ask her if she's into one of your fetish, if she is enjoy your free poontang OP, ask immediately though

Straight to the point

Goddammit user

Did i just get curved bros?

wow cringe as fuck

Beta

Its been a while lmao

"I'll buy you dinner as well as anything you need to sell. I'll be your sugar daddy."
Something like that. Trust me I've gotten laid b4

ask her if she enjoys spaghetti because you have plenty in your pockets OP

Roll

Just ask her out.

"What are you trying to sell?"
God damn just be a normal person

only one way to save this OP. Send dick pic and hope she's DTF, gotta go alpha as fuck

Delivered

w h a t t h e f u c k

Press F to pay respects. OP just fucked himself.

Holy shit

Trolling le Sup Forums. x----D

Stop. She's not interested

No response yet. Maybe i spooked her away?

Not delivered :V

*Slow claps*
*Steps out of shadow*

Well played OP, once again you did it.. You actually managed to fuck it all up, AGAIN!

But this time it's somewhat different, it isn't just the delivery that failed, but your whole pathetic banana meme life has gone to the wrong track.
You must feel pretty good now, laughing your ass of behind your dad's computer.. Good for you.

Well your luck is over now, we Sup Forums and Sup Forumsrothers will trace your IP and we WILL take your phone and sent the winner-text-message to your girl! Ha ha!

Wait and see, BITCH !!

Wait.. could it be possible that *i *could* always be your sugar daddy ya know* spooked her away?

Op is fag?

Ye op is a fagg

And it's true

Not yet op. Just ask her what she's trying to sell. Turn it into a normal fucking conversation. Stop advancing in on her.

>started off ok
>user no
>rip
might aswell try spread em i'll be there in half an hour at this point

OP you faggot. Get a life.

The real question is why did this go from iMessage to text ?

Op go all in
Tell her that if she doesn't comply you will rip a wet one in her vag

Operation backtrack is a go

Because im on an iphone and shes on a samsung and i have it set up to where it tries to send as an Imessage first since im on wifi

I see. I thought OP died

spaghetti has already hit the floor

god damn u are a dumb nigger
drop her, u fucked up

Not bad. I'll try to help you even though you're probably underageb&

nice save Op, go for the goods. tell her that you love her and want to elope.

Op is not dead

Tell her that you can hold her down and use the black Santa emoji

just stop, its over

Sure dude, just keep piling on op's spaghetti

Roll

Sounds like she's a fucking loser, you two ought to be perfect together.

trips

Ask her if she's down for a suicide pact

Eh shes in college for biomedical shit and im just a welder.

You listen here bubu I want to slam my sausange inside your vagina you up to it or not ?

What are you waiting for to tell her ? cute message and afterwards just tell her clearly

checked

"Str8 hustlin grrl"

Astounding that OP knew that 'she' owned more than one iPod.

OP, when was the last time she asked something about you?

Ive already made the hint a couple times and shes met my parents too. So i have no idea whats going on bc i didnt think it would get this far bc im retarded

Ive been to her house bro lol

Op is a faggot, dont post a thread if you dont wanna to text what we say...

Winrars. Do it op

Dude honestly I’ve been waiting for 2 years to explain my feelings to my crush, afterwards I realized that she loved me too after all these years (She was with another faggot tough so we didn’t do anything)
Just discuss about anything and then ask something like " What if we were together "

Op just do it

>bro
>lol
OP confirmed 12 year-old.

Just be the sweetest person possible. Slowly show passionate interest. Also be very detailed with your words.

Too late fool. You friendzoned yourself. Only way out now is to tell her you have a crush on her best friend

Tell her you'll eat dat ass all day. Always works.

Im 19 not 12

F

Pic of crush

RIP Thread

Lets have D. Trump thread.

Im not new.
Youve probably already found my facebook and thats why, but a hint is she is on my friends list.

but you act like a newfag

Im neither new or old

I didn't find your facebook I just wanted to see what she looked like

I am beta sadly.
Only time i become alpha is when im just desperate for some poontang and go fuck the first good looking bitch i see. I got tired of that though so I just cut off everybody and stuck to myself and now 2 years later I dont know how to function like tf