Evening Sup Forumsrothers, need to get this off my chest

Evening Sup Forumsrothers, need to get this off my chest

>24 years old
>Break up with girlfriend of two years
>Friend of mine introduces me to her friends
>Out one night and there is this ham beast
>She's not entirely disgusting, keeps coming onto me and I admire her ambition.
>This bitch is several leagues under the sea
>I get her number because I need the rebound
>Ask her to come round to mine for some wine and netflix
>She arrives at my house and looks far worse than I remember
>She'd contoured her face into the nth dimension when I had met her, this was her final form
>It was too late she was already walking in as I recoiled in horror
>The gruffalo had come to stay
>cont

Keep coming. I'm hard

>The gruffalo is the worst type of creature my Sup Forumsretheren
>Like vampires they need invitations
>I'm already regretting my decision as the stairs to my room groan in agony
>She goes past the mirror, but casts no reflection
>I hear her hoofs against my laminate flooring followed by a thud... the bed squeaks
>It almost seems to say "Why have you forsaken me user"
>I look at myself in the mirror
>myancestorsarenotsmilinguponme.exe
>I compose myself and enter my room
>I make offerings of wine and snacks to the gruffalo
>It graciously accepts the offerings
>Normally I would put some Barry White on, but the gruffalo is a fearsome adversary
>"Dirty Deeds" by AC/DC sounds across my room
>This is no longer a place of rest; this is our chosen battle ground
>cont

Quicker 0p

Barry white
Kek

Did you op?

>I'm a few bottles of wine in and that's when the gruffalo strikes
>I'm laid on my bed and it straddles me
>It begins to eat my face
>I try to throw the gruffalo off of me with all my strength
>I call out for help from within it's cavernous maw
>I realise that I am by myself; there is no God here and if he is he doesn't care what is happening.
>Like Descartes I am alone with thoughts
>The gruffalo is scratching at my belt as it snaps open and abandons me
>It snakes off into the bathroom, it doesn't want to see what is going to hapen.
>As the air escapes my lungs, Archimedes comes to me and whispers leverage my child!
>Decide to take charge of my destiny
>I will not go gentle into this good night
>Determine the ideal position to apply force and roll the gruffalo off of me
>I stood atop the gruffalo, the battle was won, but the war was not yet over
>cont

Filth

You fucked her right?

Should of pre typed op

Keep going

>I strip this hairy beast of its clothing
>It was all a lie the breasts droop to the belly button as they cling on to the mass
>The chins lap against its chest like waves
>I make out the semblance of slit in between a valley of self-loathing and comfort eating
>As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil
>Cloaked in glory I thrust my sword into the gruffalo it lets out a grunt
>The smell is revolting, but my word what a tale this shall make
>I hack away at the disgusting creature as it lets out grunt after grunt
>I kiss its neck and am greeted by a 5' o'clock shadow...
>I am reminded of Camus: In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.And that makes me happy.
>I am ready...
>cont.

You should be ashamed. I bet she was half dude.

Did you splooge?

Cum in her op, sell the children to a freakshow

Oh shit dawg. I thought I was the only one here

Keep it going op

Hurry up

Chop chop OP

>Remembering my spirit guide I pivot this hairy mass over
>The key is to take the creature from behind
>By oblivion, the arsehole is hairy
>I lose my nerve...
>I contemplate my existence... I am disgusted with myself
>I remember the words of an old friend
>"If you're going through hell, keep going"
>I pierce the gruffalo with my sword once more as its body ripples like gelatine
>I hear grunts from the other side of the room as the mass infront of me writes
>The smell is near unbearable now
>Thunderstruck comes on
>Just what I needed, upon the back of the riffs I shall drive my sword deeper into the wretched beast.
>cont.

Nope, we all want to know how this turns out

Is it just us?

Speed it up op. I'm nearly finished

Not sure. Having a laugh though!

A light admist a sea of shitposting and YLYL/Trap/PicsNotSupposedToShare threads.

Thank you OP. Thank you.

This could be screen capped and shown to the children.

So speed it up

>Cloaked in bravery and ferried by Brian Johnson I pick up the pace
>I lean over to grab a titty but the leaning was unnecessary...
>It drapes over its torso like a scarf
>For a minute I am amazed; what a feat of biological engineering this creature is
>They don't build creatures like this anymore... sturdy... built to last...
>It rolls forward and takes my sword to the gullet
>My sword scrapes against the beard
>As steel scrapes against hair sparks fly off and dance around the room like fire flies
>I am lost in their graceful dance
>I am back in the room TNT blasts through the stereo...
>I whisper "I'm dynamite"
>cont.

Thank you indeed OP, I have been getting bored of Sup Forums lately, I needed this.

Your amazing op keep going

That's exactly my plan Sup Forumsrother

Dis is gud kek

you''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re *

This is inspirational. I want to go bang the most wretched bitch I can find now.

This shall go in the halls of copy pasta history!!!!

Grammar fag

God please op keep going

Yep your

Kek

yo'ure **********

>The battle ground is caked in seminal fluid, hair and broken dreams
>TNT!
>The body is broken, but the spirit is willing
>TNT!
>I'm showing the gruffalo no quarter; I show no mercy because it shows me none.
>TNT!
>I must finish soon, the euphoria of my self-disgust will only last for so long
>TNT!
>I formulate a plan, again using my spirit guide's advice I pivot this wilderbeast onto it's front
>"I'm on the highway to hell"
>Indeed I am Mr Johnson, indeed I am....
>cont

Truly art

Y'o'u'r'e'

Wrap it up you cunt

I think I'm a part of history
I bumped this thread when there was no one else. Thank me later Sup Forumsros

This is magical OP, I would go full faggot and blow you, I think half the thread would line up behind me too

Bump to be in history

Lurking here, you're doing the lord's work here OP. The people need to know your tale.

ÿöü'rë *********

Hi mom

OP

FINiSH FoR ME™

Finish her

This is the word of God. These are his preaching. A new saint is born.

don't lose your way

...

Magnificent but I still regret that I fucked a whale

>>I am lost in their graceful dance

In your mind

I've been bumping since the first comment. I've been here all night. Keep going op

>Like the sword of Damoncles I hang above this mythical beast
>The walls of the arena are damp with sweat
>I take the plunge
>"Once more into the fray..."
>The gruffalo writes around the bed as frame begins to shake
>"Do not fail me now IKEA"
>The end of the playlist is arriving soon; I must be swift and decisive in these next few minutes.
>Just a few more minutes Mr. Johnson, this disgusting mass does not deserve to hear Mr. White
>I am pumping this wilderbeast like the Suez canal
>I think of my friends
>I think of my Sup Forumsrothers
>I feel the final form rise up within me
>cont

I'm copying every word of it to add to the copy pasta archives when I get home

Read the first image filename

Kek

"Don't fail me know ikea"
Pure gold

Please don't tell me she listened to Barry white. Please OP. Please tell me you finished in time??

We have to be as one

Bumping thread in hopes I am part of the screen cap.
>HI MOM!

>Nail biting horror

What a time to be alive

(me)
Fucking kill la kill

Cmon op
Time to finish

Did you nut in the hamhog?

This is borderline beastiality

The suspense is killing me
Will his bed hold out
Will he push through and finish
Will they date ?

Do it for brian

Anyone know how to save an entire page in Mimi?

More like animal cruelty.
With op on the receiving end

Come on OP I'm waiting this is amazing

Oh god, op you are one magnificent bastard. This story is going in my best of Sup Forums folder

Nvm, found it. Bookmark the page, but only after all the posts you want have been added.

...

File name... "its all ogre"


my sides, oh god

>You shook me all night long sounds like an air siren across the field of battle
>The shadows flee from the walls as God turns a blind eye to this beautiful disaster
>The gruffalo has lost awareness and is in a state of blind ecstacy
>I remain focused on the task in hand; the beast will not live to hear "Just the way you are"
>The die is cast; I go for the kill
>Like an olympic figure skater I glide in and out of the gruffalo with ease
>The beads of sweat on its beard, glisten like snow flakes
>The final form begins to rise within me
>Rise! Rise! Rise!
>I am so disgusted with myself, but this only strengthens my resolve
>Rise! Rise! Rise!
>I christen this sword "Hrunting slayer of beasts!
>RISE! RISE! RISE!
>I remove Hrunting as his glorious incandescence illuminates the room
>The gruffalo begins to weep for it knows it is too late
>Hrunting sends forth his cleansing seed showering the Gruffalo in shame
>I fall back off of the bed into the void
>I awake a few days later
>Open up my internet browser and share my story

Stay classy Sup Forums

OP you are amazing but next time pretty this pop

C'mon OP I gotta go back to work soon

I salute you, brave warrior.
May your sword be forever sharp and STD-free.

These dubs are alla gift to the demi-god, who is op

Did not dissapoint.

It's over

It's been a pleasure OP

...

fucking kek

I love you OP

4 of those dubs are me. I've been bumping this shit hard

Capping right now.

bumping so i can save the cap

Bravo OP

include me in the screencap ^~^

could you please share once you're done?

Make sure you cap some of the comments

And the meek shall inherit the earth
A-fucking-men !

include me in the cap, sincerely, moonman