Evening Sup Forumsrothers, need to get this off my chest
>24 years old >Break up with girlfriend of two years >Friend of mine introduces me to her friends >Out one night and there is this ham beast >She's not entirely disgusting, keeps coming onto me and I admire her ambition. >This bitch is several leagues under the sea >I get her number because I need the rebound >Ask her to come round to mine for some wine and netflix >She arrives at my house and looks far worse than I remember >She'd contoured her face into the nth dimension when I had met her, this was her final form >It was too late she was already walking in as I recoiled in horror >The gruffalo had come to stay >cont
Justin Jenkins
Keep coming. I'm hard
Jose Torres
>The gruffalo is the worst type of creature my Sup Forumsretheren >Like vampires they need invitations >I'm already regretting my decision as the stairs to my room groan in agony >She goes past the mirror, but casts no reflection >I hear her hoofs against my laminate flooring followed by a thud... the bed squeaks >It almost seems to say "Why have you forsaken me user" >I look at myself in the mirror >myancestorsarenotsmilinguponme.exe >I compose myself and enter my room >I make offerings of wine and snacks to the gruffalo >It graciously accepts the offerings >Normally I would put some Barry White on, but the gruffalo is a fearsome adversary >"Dirty Deeds" by AC/DC sounds across my room >This is no longer a place of rest; this is our chosen battle ground >cont
Blake Taylor
Quicker 0p
Leo Nguyen
Barry white Kek
Noah Murphy
Did you op?
David Nelson
>I'm a few bottles of wine in and that's when the gruffalo strikes >I'm laid on my bed and it straddles me >It begins to eat my face >I try to throw the gruffalo off of me with all my strength >I call out for help from within it's cavernous maw >I realise that I am by myself; there is no God here and if he is he doesn't care what is happening. >Like Descartes I am alone with thoughts >The gruffalo is scratching at my belt as it snaps open and abandons me >It snakes off into the bathroom, it doesn't want to see what is going to hapen. >As the air escapes my lungs, Archimedes comes to me and whispers leverage my child! >Decide to take charge of my destiny >I will not go gentle into this good night >Determine the ideal position to apply force and roll the gruffalo off of me >I stood atop the gruffalo, the battle was won, but the war was not yet over >cont
Jack Lee
Filth
Elijah Carter
You fucked her right?
Luis Butler
Should of pre typed op
Sebastian Wright
Keep going
Leo Hall
>I strip this hairy beast of its clothing >It was all a lie the breasts droop to the belly button as they cling on to the mass >The chins lap against its chest like waves >I make out the semblance of slit in between a valley of self-loathing and comfort eating >As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil >Cloaked in glory I thrust my sword into the gruffalo it lets out a grunt >The smell is revolting, but my word what a tale this shall make >I hack away at the disgusting creature as it lets out grunt after grunt >I kiss its neck and am greeted by a 5' o'clock shadow... >I am reminded of Camus: In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.And that makes me happy. >I am ready... >cont.
Caleb Morales
You should be ashamed. I bet she was half dude.
Eli Taylor
Did you splooge?
Wyatt Kelly
Cum in her op, sell the children to a freakshow
Lucas Phillips
Oh shit dawg. I thought I was the only one here
Nathan Fisher
Keep it going op
Matthew Bell
Hurry up
Logan Richardson
Chop chop OP
Joseph Allen
>Remembering my spirit guide I pivot this hairy mass over >The key is to take the creature from behind >By oblivion, the arsehole is hairy >I lose my nerve... >I contemplate my existence... I am disgusted with myself >I remember the words of an old friend >"If you're going through hell, keep going" >I pierce the gruffalo with my sword once more as its body ripples like gelatine >I hear grunts from the other side of the room as the mass infront of me writes >The smell is near unbearable now >Thunderstruck comes on >Just what I needed, upon the back of the riffs I shall drive my sword deeper into the wretched beast. >cont.
Leo Morales
Nope, we all want to know how this turns out
Joshua Hernandez
Is it just us?
Aaron Carter
Speed it up op. I'm nearly finished
Jace White
Not sure. Having a laugh though!
Ethan Perry
A light admist a sea of shitposting and YLYL/Trap/PicsNotSupposedToShare threads.
Thank you OP. Thank you.
James Sullivan
This could be screen capped and shown to the children.
So speed it up
Dominic Stewart
>Cloaked in bravery and ferried by Brian Johnson I pick up the pace >I lean over to grab a titty but the leaning was unnecessary... >It drapes over its torso like a scarf >For a minute I am amazed; what a feat of biological engineering this creature is >They don't build creatures like this anymore... sturdy... built to last... >It rolls forward and takes my sword to the gullet >My sword scrapes against the beard >As steel scrapes against hair sparks fly off and dance around the room like fire flies >I am lost in their graceful dance >I am back in the room TNT blasts through the stereo... >I whisper "I'm dynamite" >cont.
Eli Cooper
Thank you indeed OP, I have been getting bored of Sup Forums lately, I needed this.
Aiden Garcia
Your amazing op keep going
Anthony Walker
That's exactly my plan Sup Forumsrother
Jason Fisher
Dis is gud kek
Leo Richardson
you''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re *
Zachary Hughes
This is inspirational. I want to go bang the most wretched bitch I can find now.
Asher Taylor
This shall go in the halls of copy pasta history!!!!
Adrian Walker
Grammar fag
Thomas Wright
God please op keep going
Jace Nguyen
Yep your
Gabriel Gonzalez
Kek
Chase Allen
yo'ure **********
James Reyes
>The battle ground is caked in seminal fluid, hair and broken dreams >TNT! >The body is broken, but the spirit is willing >TNT! >I'm showing the gruffalo no quarter; I show no mercy because it shows me none. >TNT! >I must finish soon, the euphoria of my self-disgust will only last for so long >TNT! >I formulate a plan, again using my spirit guide's advice I pivot this wilderbeast onto it's front >"I'm on the highway to hell" >Indeed I am Mr Johnson, indeed I am.... >cont
Christian Mitchell
Truly art
Ian Wright
Y'o'u'r'e'
Charles Cook
Wrap it up you cunt
Charles Cox
I think I'm a part of history I bumped this thread when there was no one else. Thank me later Sup Forumsros
Nathan Nguyen
This is magical OP, I would go full faggot and blow you, I think half the thread would line up behind me too
Isaiah Reed
Bump to be in history
John Roberts
Lurking here, you're doing the lord's work here OP. The people need to know your tale.
Charles Hughes
ÿöü'rë *********
Brandon Cook
Hi mom
Alexander Russell
OP
FINiSH FoR ME™
Adrian Harris
Finish her
Owen Cook
This is the word of God. These are his preaching. A new saint is born.
Christopher Reyes
don't lose your way
Cooper Sanders
...
Ryder Lee
Magnificent but I still regret that I fucked a whale
Nathan Cox
>>I am lost in their graceful dance
Jaxon Davis
In your mind
Michael Martinez
I've been bumping since the first comment. I've been here all night. Keep going op
Adrian Carter
>Like the sword of Damoncles I hang above this mythical beast >The walls of the arena are damp with sweat >I take the plunge >"Once more into the fray..." >The gruffalo writes around the bed as frame begins to shake >"Do not fail me now IKEA" >The end of the playlist is arriving soon; I must be swift and decisive in these next few minutes. >Just a few more minutes Mr. Johnson, this disgusting mass does not deserve to hear Mr. White >I am pumping this wilderbeast like the Suez canal >I think of my friends >I think of my Sup Forumsrothers >I feel the final form rise up within me >cont
Xavier Nelson
I'm copying every word of it to add to the copy pasta archives when I get home
Charles Morris
Read the first image filename
Jonathan Campbell
Kek
Luke Turner
"Don't fail me know ikea" Pure gold
Caleb Turner
Please don't tell me she listened to Barry white. Please OP. Please tell me you finished in time??
Angel Myers
We have to be as one
Asher Morgan
Bumping thread in hopes I am part of the screen cap. >HI MOM!
Oliver Sullivan
>Nail biting horror
Jose Clark
What a time to be alive
Jackson Miller
(me) Fucking kill la kill
Henry Cox
Cmon op Time to finish
Elijah Gray
Did you nut in the hamhog?
Easton Lewis
This is borderline beastiality
Carter Taylor
The suspense is killing me Will his bed hold out Will he push through and finish Will they date ?
Joseph Carter
Do it for brian
Bentley Parker
Anyone know how to save an entire page in Mimi?
Gavin Cook
More like animal cruelty. With op on the receiving end
Grayson White
Come on OP I'm waiting this is amazing
Brayden Walker
Oh god, op you are one magnificent bastard. This story is going in my best of Sup Forums folder
Cooper Jones
Nvm, found it. Bookmark the page, but only after all the posts you want have been added.
Michael Harris
...
Justin Parker
File name... "its all ogre"
my sides, oh god
Grayson White
>You shook me all night long sounds like an air siren across the field of battle >The shadows flee from the walls as God turns a blind eye to this beautiful disaster >The gruffalo has lost awareness and is in a state of blind ecstacy >I remain focused on the task in hand; the beast will not live to hear "Just the way you are" >The die is cast; I go for the kill >Like an olympic figure skater I glide in and out of the gruffalo with ease >The beads of sweat on its beard, glisten like snow flakes >The final form begins to rise within me >Rise! Rise! Rise! >I am so disgusted with myself, but this only strengthens my resolve >Rise! Rise! Rise! >I christen this sword "Hrunting slayer of beasts! >RISE! RISE! RISE! >I remove Hrunting as his glorious incandescence illuminates the room >The gruffalo begins to weep for it knows it is too late >Hrunting sends forth his cleansing seed showering the Gruffalo in shame >I fall back off of the bed into the void >I awake a few days later >Open up my internet browser and share my story
Stay classy Sup Forums
Landon Fisher
OP you are amazing but next time pretty this pop
Mason Collins
C'mon OP I gotta go back to work soon
Tyler Miller
I salute you, brave warrior. May your sword be forever sharp and STD-free.
Logan Morgan
These dubs are alla gift to the demi-god, who is op
Gabriel Reyes
Did not dissapoint.
Isaiah Ross
It's over
It's been a pleasure OP
Jonathan Ward
...
Dylan Murphy
fucking kek
Luke Anderson
I love you OP
Cooper Stewart
4 of those dubs are me. I've been bumping this shit hard
Hunter Roberts
Capping right now.
Isaiah Harris
bumping so i can save the cap
Charles Lopez
Bravo OP
Bentley Collins
include me in the screencap ^~^
Jace Evans
could you please share once you're done?
Angel Carter
Make sure you cap some of the comments
Easton Scott
And the meek shall inherit the earth A-fucking-men !