Do hollywood stars not realize that women who date them are gold diggers with dollar signs in their eyes? Marry a star...

Do hollywood stars not realize that women who date them are gold diggers with dollar signs in their eyes? Marry a star, fuck him and please him for a few years, then file for divorce. Walk away with a few hundred million. Become a multi-millionaire with hardly any of the work.

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Why does she get £400 million? There's no kids involved. What right does she have to his money?

>right

excuse me shitlord? Are you saying you're anti-equality? Reported to the mods of this sub

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This. I dont get it, they were only married for over a year.

nobody said JUST except you, retard

Why you white boys made though

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Because the very condensed version of law in America across the board is the spouse is entitled to all shared assets and entitled to the lifestyle she or sometimes he was living under in the marriage.


It could be worse in Canada its whatever the spouse was making at the time of the divorce, you pretty much cant readjust it so if I married you while I was making 1 million a year. We split up and I lost my job and had to work at McDonalds to pay rent, I'd still owe you 500k a year. It can be renegotiated but its a endless cycle of misery, jail and debt.

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Implying his lawyer isn't already on the case and will leave that bitch with 20 million if she's lucky

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Stupid false mexican poster

How men still get into these without a prenup, I don't know.

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>what a shame I only got x million out of that faggot

she is already a millionaire why should she get anything?

this is why dave foley can't return to canada

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Pretty white women are evil.

BREAKING: Johnny Depp and Brendan Fraser to form new JUSTice League

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Depp in particular looks like he's so constantly zonked that Heard probably told him to his face exactly what she planned to do multiple times and he still didn't get it.

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She's not going to get shit and it's not even suggested she's asking for shit.

She filed for divorce. That's really all anyone knows about it. Of course tabloids are going to play up the money angle otherwise no one would care.

That's a nice haircut, what do I tell my barber to get a cut like that?

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Back to plebbit with your recycled unfunny jokes

>literally paying millions of dollars for some fake haggar looking bitch to fuck for a few years and then sue you


There are MILLIONS of women in the world, just fuck a different woman each night for the rest of your life.

Top kek

And this is after she tried to snuggle dirty american rabies dogs into Australia making him apologise and look like a massive faggot

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Fuck off, kid.

>it's not even suggested she's asking for shit
come the fuck on are you really this stupid?

>Cuz all wimminz is greedy bitches, amiright?

t. Bernout

>I'll defend womyn on the internet! That should surely lose my virginity!

Fuck off dirty chicano

You underestimate a woman's ability to manipulate, and a man's capacity for stupidity. No matter how many times a man hear's about something like that happening, they're still susceptible to it so long as they haven't lived it. Hearing stories leaves out the nuances, which let's the man convince himself that his case of a woman half his age marrying him is different.

>pointing out that there are no facts outside of she's divorcing him
>defending

>they're still susceptible to it so long as they haven't lived it
Well I guess I'm lucky I experienced it while I was still young unlike this privileged faggot who made it all the way to fiftyfuckingtwo before some cunt shat him out.

She will get some nice change. In rich people lawsuits lots of money oft monthly for a period is offered to maintain a lifestyle. She may also be an actress and prob makes good money he's worth more and being with him probably enhanced her lifestyle. I mean the dude owns an island ffs.

With everything you know about her up to this moment, if she were to walk up to you and say "hey user, whats up" you would still shit your pants and try desperately to please her. Dont act as if Amber Fucking Heard couldnt make any man her bitch just with by acknowledging him

>haven't lived it

Isn't Heard like his 2nd or 3rd wife?

i meant to respond to OP

He'll buy her a house and give her a couple mill, which is nothing to him.

It's not going to be a Brendon-esque alimony or 300K a month for 1 kid like some of these guys get hit with.

So mods are 24/7 to 404 every fucking interesting thread but not for this. BRAVO MODS. You are outstanding

This.

She'll get X% of their combined income over the last 15 months, minus the payments minus anything by Disney because they'll manipulate or re-negotiate the contract so that whore doesn't get any of his Alice+Pirates money.

She'll get between $20 - $30 million in an early settlement. Not bad for 15 months of prostitution.Best escorts in the world don't even make that much.

Johnny should consider it idiot tax. What kind of retard marries his fuck toy?

this is why i am deeply misogynistic. i'm average looking but it's amazing how being a prick to women attracts them. you just have to let them yell and throw their tantrums then you let them crawl back. they are permanent children.

this. not getting knocked up is a huge blunder on her part. she'll get pennies.

This is what Leo does. And the media still have the gall to question why he's still single at 40.

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yeah but I'm sure they were much older than Heard.
this new generation of girls is something. they're like bred assassins.

Depp probably did realize this, which is why he married someone who was already loaded figuring that she wouldn't care about his money during a divorce.

He doesn't get that certain women don't care about the money per se, they'd still squeeze you for everything you have even if you were a garbage collector. Divorce is simply a competition for them, and the only way to win is to rob your spouse of as much as possible. That's why you hear these gutwrenching tales of ex-wives even demanding (and getting) the family dog even though the husband bought it before they met.

>She filed for divorce. That's really all anyone knows about it
she asked for maintenance in the divorce papers. California also goes by communal property and there was no prenuptial agreement. she could very well get half his shit plus huge monthly payments if she is wiling to fight for it. They'll settle though.

Supposedly he was the pursuer. Heard is a lipstick lesb he's the only guy she's dated while famous whereas she's dated 3 girls and allegedly two others including Wilde before either were very famous.

>tales of ex-wives even demanding (and getting) the family dog even though the husband bought it before they met
That's always the worst. And then they have it put down being the petty fucks that they are.

>getting married
>not just having kids

marriage is an outdated concept at this point with the way the law works, you're a fucking moron for doing it at this point.

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Yeah because JUST is such an important film discussion. Especially when you retards say the same shit over and over.

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>Depp probably did realize this, which is why he married someone who was already loaded figuring that she wouldn't care about his money during a divorce.

She would have around $10 million in her name at best.

Depp has like half a billion. That greedy bitch saw dollar signs and A list roles.

>Le all women want your money maymay

No just the ones it is painfully obvious don't actually love you. If you deliberately walk into a busy street is it the drivers fault that you get hit or your own?

>maintenance

Which is exactly what I mean. Now definitions of what that is vary, but it doesn't imply there will be asset assessment involved. Simply gimme some $$ to live on for awhile.

>That's why you hear these gutwrenching tales of ex-wives even demanding (and getting) the family dog even though the husband bought it before they met.

This infuriates me to no end. Famemely Guy had it right with that skit about the guy pretending to be happy to bump into his ex and the whore gave the dog away. Women are so vindictive.

Women are incapable of feeling love for anything besides their children, and that's because the fetus secretes a hormone in the womb that makes them love it.

Is this the /samerepetiveforcedmemeretardshit/ thread?

That's what he gets for hating President Trump

i'm no MRA faggot but there's some terrifying shit about divorce laws and how hosed the husband gets, because if the husband is working and making 100k a year, legally they see that as both husband and wife making 50k equally.

And let us not forget: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

Worse case scenario is he rented the pussy for a year for about 10 million if the bitch is lucky. Lesson learned. Doubt she'll get any more than 20 million which he probably won't miss anyway.

Let's hope she gets a female judge. Contrary to popular belief, they're usually less forgiving on wives during these kinds of things. It's white knight male judges who like to act like surrogate daddies and make sure princess gets hers.

>Be Notch, the creator of Minecraft
>game is getting pretty big financially
>wife divorces you
>she runs off with some of your money
>next month Microsoft buys you out for nearly three billion dollars

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The laws are simply outdated. The point of making the law like that was to offset that most women didn't ever earn a living in the "good ol days" and couldn't return to their parents as a burden so they needed some money to live off of until they found a new man. And being the Christian nation that it was the USA didn't just want to throw those women into the streets that got divorced.

That's all it is. There is no great conspriacy against men, it's just that nobody has bitched enough for that law to be changed.

Women think they love you when they marry you. Then they change their mind.

only in california. divorce laws in california are retarded

Only SJW don't know that women hate women more than men do.

>said the guy who got rejected in high school years ago and has never talked to a woman since

see

Honestly, I hope she gets a white knight judge who gives her half of Depps assets. Id much rather a 10/10 goddess like her gets 200 million to do with as she pleases than have his sorry old ass hold on to his money. Let her be the spoiled goddess she deserves to be

Depp should've never married her. He goofed hard.

He knew what she was deep down and he did it anyway; I don't feel as much sympathy for him as I would an everyman getting fucked over.

He knew she was young, loose and calculating. He also knew that he was a giant social boost and meal ticket to her. AND YOU DECIDE TO LEGALLY BIND YOURSELF TO THAT?

nice1bruv.

I love a story with a happy ending.

>Now definitions of what that is vary
in california it will be equal to that necessary to "maintain the lifestyle to which the spouse has become accustomed to".
>but it doesn't imply there will be asset assessment involved
there will. that's what community property means. anything he bought before the marriage is safe. his cash and purchases while married though are not.

>singling out women who date actors
all women do this, it's the price of pussy

I'm having my wedding in Saudi-Arabia for that reason. A temporary conversion to Islam is worth it.

Let's hope he doesn't and he loses everything. Maybe he won't be so #ImWithHer when he has to get by like everyone else in a world run by Democrats

>A temporary conversion to Islam is worth it!

Nice try Abdul.

i atteneded a Saudi wedding nice. the perfumes were awesome which is the one thing I can't forget in that ceremony

this. she should be living in a mansion waited on hand and foot by her beta slave boy

Yes, I agree, but as you said, IF she fights for it. That she's only asking for maintenance with no addendum (maintenance until assets can be audited) suggests she might not.

Nah, said by the OB/GYN pleb.

Forget prostitutes. most people don't even make this much in their lives.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL HE COPE WITH ONLY $200 MILLION DOLLARS?????

BEING JOHNNY DEPP TRULY IS SUFFERING

gulf arabs and their ridiculous tastes get old pretty quick once the novelty wears off

Lol, only in AMERICA.

The women are slutty and fat, it's no wonder that they are greedy.

Ameeicans are so stupid.

Almost everything you produce is garbage, and it shows with threads like these

You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.

But you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this

In fact, Canadian EVERYTHING is better.

We have better books, clothes, holidays, food, women (who don't want you), healthcare, and an overall sense of happiness here.

As opposed to AMERICA, Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women, and have the highest stats in the world for crime

You fat fucks truly deserve Trump

What's funny is, is despite all of that, you Amerifats love to say that "Canada is an irrelevant nation", but the truth is is that you are fat asses who are jealous of everything we are.

Fuck you America.

You fat cunts.

You stupid pigs.

You unbelievable mongrels.

You are a nation in decline.

Your women are sluts, and your mothers are fat pigs.

When my country finally destroys yours in the coming conflicts, the rest of the world will truly be able to see how great and amazing CANADA is.

Granted but she is virtually a prostitute which is why I was comparing her income to other whores.

what the fuck is your problem. every one of these threads you bitch about how much you hate him. I get disliking a celebrity, hating one is just autistic. Did he fuck your wife or something you cuck?

>slave boy

They'll be slave girls.

Even if it is more money than anyone would ever need he should not be forced to give away half of his wealth to some whore who spent less than a year and a half in his life.

>Fatmerican pretending to be a fellow leaf to perpetuate Sup Forumss "Canadians are shitposters" epic maymay

Fuck off.

>I don't feel as much sympathy for him as I would an everyman getting fucked over.
I feel more for johnny depp than some nobody faggot.
At least depp starred in a few movies I liked. Fuck some peasant shitstain who has zero bearing on my life.

Can you please stop false flagging and trying to make my Country look bad?

We already look bad enough with our cuckold government officials and social justice retards.

>fat fuck detected

Fuck you.

I tell the truth. You're literally a puppet nation that rides off the backs of big corporations.

Go back to sucking dicks, you fat fuck.

>Canadians like you share the same space as me

Literally kill yourself.

You have a nation that loves you, and what do you do?

You literally don't have what it takes to be superior, so you revert to sucking American cocks.

Fuck you to the depth of hell.