Every time I talk to my girlfriend in a sexual way she just fucking laughs at me but not in a good way...

every time I talk to my girlfriend in a sexual way she just fucking laughs at me but not in a good way, when she does I just feel like she's taking the piss out of me and kills my mood

how do i stop her from being a bitch

I need to know what sort of retarded stuff you say to her.

Just tell her that it bothers you, you fag.

Give her orgasms. Then she'll associate you being sexual with orgasms for her. Then the bitch will be serious.

Literally stuff like 'you like that don't you?' when doing stuff, nothing weird or creepy and only really say it when we're both horny, but for some reason she'll still laugh

THIS

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Embarrassing

>autistic
>think any female that pays more than 5 seconds of attention to him is his gf
>says sexual shit to the pizza hut delivery girl
>awkward_laughter.jpg
>shit i best post this on /BEE/ right now fam. why bitches cray?

You fucking cuck.

Vocaroo that shit

we need an example

we have only fucked once and when we did she orgasmed twice before I even cummed so I luckily have that job settled

this, this shit is going to be based

To be honest, that sounds rather cringeworthy. If you can't talk dirty, then don't.

Tell her to talk dirty to you

She's laughing because that's fucking funny

She's probably laughing at you because your idea of dirty talk is fucking hilarious. Stick to your strengths.

>how do i stop her from being a bitch

huehuehue i think you know how.
dood you stupid fuck just cheat on her.

Just fuck her. Dont even communicate

no dood if she makes fun of you like that. you will not last much longer.

get tf out of that relationship.
cheat on her. you'll be glad you did.

Become a pathetic cuck who gets off on being humiliated like half the disgusting faggots here.

don't say i didn't warn you, op.
i know what it's like.
get. out.
fire her.

Ok, OP I'm gonna give you some advice here but you're not gonna like it.

I'm gonna guess you're new to the whole thing. Let's say age 14-22.

She's still young, inexperienced, has not been fucked like a dirty whore yet.

It takes time to get into dirty talk. The fact you bitch out when she laughs means you're not used to it and she's not used to it, and when she laughs and you bitch out and get hurt, she also gets turned off right? Like "how dare you try to talk dirty like a little bitch and then get offended like one?"

Don't bother talking dirty. Save that for when you've been fucking for months.

For now, don't think, just fuck.

Keep fucking her and fucking her until she feels like she's a seasoned veteran of the D, and then once things start to get boring, THEN start talking dirty.

In the meantime, take it easy and enjoy the silence.

>'you like that don't you?'
We need to hear your voice for some context
For instance, if you sound like Gilbert Godfried then that would make sense

don't do that, OP.
You never know who's listening.

>Oooo you like that don't you
>You like my hard penis

my sides

is OP kil

quite realistic tbh, we're both 17 her first time having sex was with me what has only happened about three times now so yeah i should personally just try and chill with it

I already have twice but thats only when I've been absolutely fucked off my face...plus I have a girl who's 16 (i'm from the UK so it's fine) and she calls me Daddy all the time, quite like it but we talk on the dl because i've manipulated her to think that im superior over her

underage b&

Don't fuck her. Laugh in her face.

GTFO underage millennial filth

KYS

Stop getting your knowledge of sex from porn, you retard

this

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Nice dubs.

Start acting like a creepy mother fucker, seriously.

Wisper in here ear "dont be afraid little girl" while youre fucking her, in the most creepy voice possible.

Did that to my girlfriend, and she flipped her shit, was funny as hell, totally worth it.

It's easy, OP. Dump her ass and find another girl who likes your dirty talk. There are three and a half billion women on this planet, don't get hung up on one.

I find her best friend fucking hot and always goes for her friends boyfriends, might have a try.....

Revenge is sweetest in the long term.
>learn how to cook for her
>add sugar and fat to everything
>gradually increase the amount over time
>she will start gaining weight and become visibly fatter
>convince her that you love her that way so she doesn't try to lose weight
>continue the fattening until no man would want her
>dump the cunt
>tell her you never loved her and no one ever will now
>she will eventually die of heart failure
>have a laugh and forget her
>find a new gf
>live a happy and healthy life together

Try having to talk naughty in sign language.

You know my finger game is on point.

>oh how lewd you are the way you enjoy it when I make consensuous love to you in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation

...

ballgag

End your life.

That's the spirit!