Have a party at my place

>Have a party at my place
>Invite a bunch of people, including my crush
>Crush asks if she can bring her friend
>Plsno.jpg
>Say yes
>She comes 3hrs late with some fuckboi
>Whatever, too drunk to care
>Another hour passes
>Wasted af, have to sit down
>Fuckboi sits next to me, crush sits on his lap
>Party is in a garden and its dark af so noone sees us
>Crush says: ``user, i don´t want anyone to know about this. Do you think you will remember anything tommorow?``
>Don´t even know what she wants
>Say no
>She starts making out with fuckboi right next to me
>Mfw
So this was yesterday. Anyone else feeling suicidal?

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An hero, faggot

Lol fuck your crush bro, go shoot up the school

The tale of a friendzoned cunt. vol. 1337

My father abused me everyday of my childhood, my sister who behaved like a mother to me hung herself during my childhood and I found her corpse. But no OP, you have it rough. Some whore kissing another faggot in front of you is true feels. I hope you fall for another whore and catch an STD.

I bet your sister's pussy was real loose after what your father did.

You think that was rough? My daddy once forgot to buy me a fruit roll up after school. You had it easy.

I lol'ed

What is this the depression olympics?
Both you two fruits need to take that bullshit to therapy.

kek

...

you weak piece of shit

Trip dubs checked

we missed quints feelsbadman

I'm sorry Sup Forumsro, you're getting therapy for it though, yeah?

Hell no... Or at least kill the guy while you are at it

Nah, i´ll just stay a cucked shit for the rest of my existence

Why do sad people post here? They know people will respond with shit

I dunno just want him to shoot up the school.

That sucks

But don't chase her, she's not gonna be worth it if she does stuff like that
She's not a nice person and she doesn't care about you. It's just what women do

I know the truth hurts but trust me, I've been there.

Grow up

OP here//
Thanks, surprised someone actually said something nice. Thank you, you glorious bastard

Women are like that, why would she give a shit about you? Improve yourself until you look down at her, then you can have her but at that point you wont want to

you have a crush, friends and even did a party?
and you're suicidal?

I have to admit I'm really fucking jealous
is this b8 or real life?
I'd laugh if I could...

thats nothing
>my birthday
>invite a girl I actually met at gamestop
>she is the only girl I met and interacted this whole year
>she actually agrees to comes
>her face when she was expecting a big birthday party and it was only me and her
>she stays out of pity
>her phone rings
>she says I will make this party flow you will see user
>MFW she invites a thug
>thug is in my house laughing at my movie collection and touching my stuff
>be afraid of getting robbed or something
>thug pulls out a bag with some cocaine and start doing lines with the girl
>girls says user join the party
>NOPE
>thug suddenly carry her on his arms to my bedroom and close the door
>was thinking in calling the police but the thug would kill me
>hearing the moans of my gamer cutie crush
>fap to it in the bathroom
>had to wait almost 8 hours for them to run out of cocaine and leave
>all my bed was covered in stains and sweat had to sleep there because can't afford new sheets

These thread reeks of edge.

Probably the same children who say "Sup Forums was never good" and "not your personal army faggot". Sure sucks all the oldfags left. Then again OP's "feels" are normie tier.
I miss Baww Threads.

>fap to it in the bathroom
top kek

kek? can you imgaine him not buying tendies to you once? i really was on borderline to be an hero

you are a fucking retard. why wud you only invite her? you really called it

I don´t see where the problem is. Sleeping is thug-cum is great : ^)

I met this girl at gamestop was expecting playing games with her, maybe have some drinks, I would be happy with just that, it would be my best birthday, but life always screws me, probably because ugly and shy... at least I tried it, right?

If you dont try
you will not cry

thats really fucked up
I am so sorry
keep meeting girls don't give up, you had really bad luck with that one, it happens... keep working on it

Your fault, here's how it should have gone.

>ask girl to party
>she asks to bring guy friend
>respond so long as he doesn't get jealous when I take you in the back room and have my way with your drunk self

Either :

>Oh user you are so bad, I'll be there at 8.

Or:

>Oh user I hope you are joking, I don't like you in that way

Either way you know and aren't a complete loser. Plus there is a 3% chance she didn't know you wanted to fuck her and wouldn't have brought the dude if you were straight forward with her.

I hope this story isn't true
for you

yea...stopped trying 4 years ago(I'll be 24 in 2 weeks)
but it made me numb and I'm coming closer to edge year by year to be honest senpai

nothing is fun anymore

>OP has another party
>texts his crush he wants to fuck her when shes drunk
>OP gets arrested

thats funny
if I don't try I feel like shit and I think there must be some girl for me out there I am a good guy with lot to give
but when I do try, life trolls me in the worst possible ways

so is never ending suffering, one of this days I will off myself for sure

I'm a good guy... m'lady

that's some next level here

If you fail, then at least fail like a man

>be me
>have a crush for years
>want to make a move with her
>make a date for a party
>she doesn't know it's a date
>she's not there at the time we agreed on
>get super uber drunk
>crush comes with another guy
>really wasted, nothing matters anymore
>"I'm gonna ask every girl in here to make out, from the top to the bottom"
>go to the 8/10 girl
>advance from behind
>take her hand and hip
>dance about a minute
>"turn around if you want to make out"
>wtf she actually turns around
>makes out
>makes out like crazy
>gives me number
>comes to me next day
>gets intense instantly
>GF since 2 weeks later
>that's been 2009
>user win, the other girl was a 6/10 and as I realized later quite annoying

Moral of the story dude: If she doesn't want you, you set the bar too low.

Post pic of her

>expected cringe
>pleasantly surprised
If this is real, good job user

You just have to be more outgoing.

>b me talking to thus nerdy chick from work
>always make it a point to talk to her and make her feel special, we start talking about everything
>one day she tells me that she owes her husband a lay from another woman, because when they broke up for two weeks she hooked up with another guy.
>Joke with her saying "you know you are gonna owe him again after you fuck me right?"
>she is super into it but pretends I crossed the line
>3 months later we are chatting it up like we always do when she tells me her marriage is now an open one and she is DTF!
>never would have known if I hadn't been forward with her,
>we are planning on fucking next week, she is a decent 8/10, I am 5' 9" and 30 lbs overweight.
>confidence, pass it on

fuk dat hoe mane! Find u a good bitch! A bitch who good!

you have to love delusions

>nothing is fun anymore
ain't that the truth

Fucking hell, the balls that some people have

>find u a good bitch
golden advice right there

ty, it is. I didn't dare to ask for a long time why she turned around that night. Later she told me that the way I took her kinda felt different to all other guys that have been approaching her plus my smile when she turned around. I thought I was the biggest autist when it comes to women until that night. Guess I was lucky.

nice story user, good for you!

>confidence

it's really all about that. I've been much more confident and flirtier since I've got a gf and that really pays off.

>thats funny
is it?

wow congrats Sup Forumsro
sounds like you got the highscore
just don't take her for granted dude

yea, I'm just waiting
too pussy for ann hiro

just to clarify, it pays off in the sense that women react way more positive. I don't fuck around while in a relationship.

you missed the most important part

>A bitch who good!

that's what really matters. user knows what's up

>just don't take her for granted

Sometimes that's really the hardest part. I love her from all my heart. But while she always makes it up to me with stuff I'm kinda lazy. I'm making a card for her in PS right now, thanks for reminding me user:D

I like how when someone is feeling upset assholes like you turn it into a "who's had the worst life" competition. No one asked for your faggy story, go make your own thread.

Doing god's work

This

Marry me

you deserve that. That's what you wanted. You'd rather have this fucking asshole thug in your bed fucking a girl that you like than stepping up to him. Don' come to the internet and complain about it.

god i hope that's true

You realize that when she said
>I will make this party flow
she really wanted to fuck the Thug AND you? Dude, she wanted drugs to fuck you. And you were so beta and autistic that she only went with the thug.

Especially Sup Forums which is famous for hating betas

>>all my bed was covered in stains and sweat

and jerri curl juice?

self hatred

Lol pathetic pathetic PATHETIC

Forget her OP

Go find another woman
shes already a hoe

i feel ya

Thats nothing, she is a whore that doesnt deserve your interest.
Im probably getting at least one testicle removed, and that is the good outcome.
Also, should I ask them to put false wooden balls inside?I guess that is better than having no balls

Only like every second of every day.

I wish i could tell you it will get better user.

I wish i could tell you that you won't wind up like me OP.

>married to a woman that hates u
>drink nightly
>make more money than ever and piss fucking broke always
>friends i used to party with just eat a bullet and about the rate of 1 or 2 a year...
I'd quote the standard u are beutiful and have so much to live for, but i'm currently trying to drink my fat ass to death like I do everyday at 5:01pm.


Best advice i got is dont be a cuck. She likes u or she dont.

This will happen several times more in your life.

Either hit the gym like it owes u money, keep good hygeine, and find confidence or learn to date the 4/10's in your pool.

Sadsac bullshit aside i wish u luck.

If i was capable of feeling anything but pain for myself im sure id feel for ya.

Goodluck.

And in all seriousness don't kys.

All it does is double your pain and give it to your freinds and family.

>thanks for reminding me user:D
thanks for the (You)

btw it can't go wrong with those lucky number seven dubs tho

don't know if I'm included because I haven't said anything about my life here ever but I kinda feel adressed
I mean these kind of threads are like a slap to face for me and make me feel really down
I see someone saying he's ''suicidal'' while I wish I could be him
this is not a competition for me I just don't have anyone to talk to

don't know if this makes any sense to you
but you're right I'll better stop posting in threads like this

>tfw I'm too depressed even for /r9k/

Mfw therapy is nothing but some faggot telling me to do yoga and being stingy with the meds...

Also,

>yoga
Im 300 pounds u fucking queer.

And i have a metal plate in my foot.

$100+ an hour for u to tell me to do yoga and play with your shill stressball with your company logo.

Getfucked therepy.

even though I feel bad for the guyI agree with it's not a competition. the thing that you had worse doesn't mean that other people can't be sad with their own situation

...

motivation out of nowhere
>nice

im not sure why
but i kek'd
how'd you get the metal plate in your foot? car accident?

Well you always can talk to Sup Forums. Whatever it is, we basically HAVE to listen to you. That's the whole point of Sup Forums. Not that you would find a lot of empathy. But sometimes there are nice people around that you can have decent conversations with.

Why can't you talk to people actually? The key to get rid of your depression is really opening up on what makes you happy to other people.

OP here//
Thanks for sharing, while reading your response and those of all the other fags here I realize how whiny I am. Others have it way worse than me - I´ll try to better my life. It is MY life after all, I´m sure i can do something to better it

hey man it's perfectly alright to talk about your life and your troubles, that's what threads like these are for, but you aren't doing yourself any favors by trying to one-up others and tell them that just because they have it easier that their problems aren't worth feels

Class of 04 lurking. Stay salty friend.

30 years old
Neckbeard
Heavy equipment operator by day
Shitposter by night

I don't think he did though? The thing with depression is, that it really seems to you that anyone else has it better.

LOL. Nice work m8. I once took a Japanese exchange student on a series of friend dates. Wife material man. My stupid ass... could barely do anything but stumble over myself talking to her.

Mfw, she was probably into me
Mfw, i dove at her for a kiss like some drunken faglet
Mfw, 12 years ago and havent talked to her since...
Mfw, still mad at my spurg self.

Fucking autism off the charts main...

Nah user. The trick is to ride that confidence line like its a fucking unicorn and u are donald trump.

Girls hate spurgs
Girls hate cocky faggots

U gotta be confident but not overly so.

It's not an easy line to ride but it can be done.

Ask my short balding at 18 bro, he landed pussy the likes his 3/10 ass had no business even talking to.

Just by tips from him my maybe 5-6/10 ass was pokung 8's on the reg.

> But no OP, you have it rough.
> Some whore kissing another faggot in front of you is true feels.
> I hope you fall for another whore and catch an STD.
This guy was trying to 1 up OPs thread

Tech me your ways user. Tell me all your secrets

This advise?

On /b?

user...run...

Run now before u turn into a sadsac fuck like the rest of us.

That face when u shoot him for being black in your home and its kansas so nobody bats an eye...

just find another girl that will make all the ones before here look weak.

After the initial shock you gotta feel bad, there's no cure for that but if you give it some time and keep your eyes open you'll feel bad for ever thinking about ending your life over some slut.

>trust me, I know that from experience
story for those who care

>like this one chick
>invite her over to a session
>she gets drunk, out of control almost, she's that kind of drunk
>buy her a drink
>one of my friends starts to like her
>hits on her even though I was the one clearly interested
>nothing happened for the two of us
>later on the next day she texts
>"hey user, I gotta tell you something"
>"go on" I said
>"I like your friend, you know which one I mean" after which she described him
>I like the guy, he probably had no idea I liked her
>decided to not be a dick and tell him about her
>they hooked up
after about 2 weeks they split their ways
>ask him if they're still seeing eachother
>"no" he said
>he's a super nice guy so it couldn't be him that fucked up
>she seems like a type of girl that likes to hit the booze and party a little to hard for my liking
>saved myself some trouble
some time later I found a different girl I liked, all the ones before her seemed like a joke
sadly, I had to move out and now I'm way too far to even consider a long distance relationship, not that they work anyway

Keeping my eyes open still, plenty of fish in the sea my friend

09 here
joined back when I was 12 and asked myself what this is

btw you guys were right about me, haven't left by now tho

pic unrelated

OP here//
Thanks for the story. I honestly expected to only get shit after posting this. But all these stories and advice I´m getting is that little bit of encouragement i need rn.

Building a church (glorified cuckshed.)

Rafters are like 8 feet.

Putting up the trusses (roof.)

Something comes loose and it starts to fall


Allofmynope.jpg

Nailgun was fucked up so we jammed the pressure saftry feature.

Mfw i am sprinting rafters with a gun and no safety.

Made it a ways too.

Air hose catches.

I grab a beam with my arm and almost stop myself.

Mfw mybfat ass falls like 5 feet, crushes my heel, fucks ankle and bones in my foot.

Paid it off last month.

Goddamn 40 grand and i can barely walk.


Fall protection is your friend user.

Ive since met a few guys like me. Car crashes and plane crashes. Normally when u fall u just die i guess...
Fucking lucky me...

Lol, but nobody wants to hear about my bullshit lawnmower projects or have any faith that i actually am going to be richband activley study personal finance.

Mfw im not playing games

Mfw all these faggots will want to be my best friend soon

Mfw i gave u your chance faggots...
Leave me and my fucked up mower obsession in peace normiefags.

>titles are a thing
>using a mac in 2016

at least you didn't lie about not playing video games.

Thats the spirit it seems. I know others have it way worse than me. Half of this im doing to myself. Fat, booze... etc.

You can only have the shittiest year of your life and then have your best friends an hero so many times if u only have a finite amount of friends i guess.

I had a dream last week i got cancer and hugged the doctor thanking him.

Mfw i woke up and didnt have cancer.

OP here//
Yo.. If you´re being serious and you want to talk or smth, just tell me. I tend to be a sad little shit myself, but not near as bad as you seem to feel.

No real secrets. Im married and been out of the game a bit. But my bro, finally got him to divulge. He said its "all about reading people." So my sourg ass gets books and vidya research like a moffugga. Pretty much just comes down to balls and flat out faking like rejection doesnt bother u.

The biggest change for me came with studying "likeable" people.

Sounds fucking stupid. And i would never tell anyone this in real life. But i activley seek out and study people i know in real life thst everyone loves.


Ive found that people who genuinly seem interested in what u have to say are the most likeable.

In relationships or bromances its the people that seem to legit care about your bullshit that win at socializing.


U can legit be mentaly fucking retarded, nod some, agree, crack a cheesyb1 liner, and ask someone a stupid fucking question u already know the answer to and they will love you for it.

GG. Im fucking 30 and was in high school. If this place was ever great it was well before 2004

So... just keep a really shitty conversation with whoever you want to fuck and hope they care enough to listen
>all aboard the pussy train

Lol, fuckoff iphags.

No really tho. I got like 200 personal finance books.

Being rich is more a state of mind and habbits then a random lucky draw.

Just like anything else.

U wanna play tennis study tennis players and practice.

U wanna be rich study richfags and adopt new habbits.

Its not rocketsurgery.


Would love to game.

My 1990s sattelite internet dicktates that i shitpost and the only game i can play is kingdom of loathing.

A shitposter is me!

Fucking kill me...

Dude yesterday I posted something similar that happened to me:
>Be me
>16
>Fucking autist cunt with no friends
>Meet nice girl
>She has problems with her family and with her bf
>I try to help her
>She breaks up with her bf
>We chat every night
>Im falling in love with her (first time i feel something for someone this way)
>I try to go for it
>Then she invites me to a party in some dickhead's house
>I accept
>11pm, everyone is getting drunk except for me, I don't like drinking
>We go to a near stage with music for dancing
>Idk how to dance, she tries to help me
>she's getting more and more drunk
>3am, she starts to kiss everyone, even one really fat and ugly guy
>I feel bad, went back to dickhead's home
>I try to sleep in sofa, but i cant
>1 1/2 hour later she comes with dickhead
>They start to kissing each other and make lewd noises
>They go to the sofa next to me and start touching themselves
>I cry a lot without making any noise
>It's been about 2 weeks now and I want to die, lost hope in humanity
Btw this year dickhead and girl are going to be in my classroom

Lol, ty but if talking helped i wouldnt wake up and want to die. Honeslty not sure wtf my problem is since im more "well off" than ever.

Thanks though user.

Just keep plugging along and give some of us negative old fucks hope alright?

get in here lol

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