What's the correct answer and why?

What's the correct answer and why?

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ofc. Like I give a damn about one damn dog

I can step on its tail. I don't have to kill it and I get 18 billion. I win.

yes. but only lightly as to not hurt it. Now give me the money.

But thats mean

I could save so many puppies with 18b

would step on the puppy for my parents approval

your stepping on it not stomping so i dont give a fuck

yah stomp on it so hard it would look like a pressed flower.

would do it for free and cum on the corpse

I'd do it if for 1 dollar if I could get away with it

You could even save the puppy you just stepped on.

There is no correct answer because truth is just perspective

i do it for free

Fuck yeah dude, what has the puppy ever done for me? Nothing. What will the puppy even do? Good chance of living some shit neglected life when it gets older gets blind gets some sort of organ failure. What can the puppy do? It can give me 18 billion dollars yo.

of course i would!

then ill use 10 billion dollars to better the world for those little cute fuckers..... he will be known in history!

serial killer alert

Of course fucker

only a stupid liberal would say no.
>step on dog
>get 18 billion dollars
>donate 1 billion to for animals all over the world
>only one dog died to save millions

If you lived to be 100 years old, and you spent $10,000 every single day from the day you were born to the day you died, you wouldn't come close to spending even $1 billion. Would I step on a puppy for 18x that amount of money?

I'd consider it. Not a hard yes, but I'd consider it.

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Fuck no, i don't have that much money

>>consider
what are you fucking retarded?
JUST DO IT

Jesus dog died for our sins

I'd fucking stomp the shit out of that little fucker. Little fucking bitch think he all that. I'll show that little nigger puppy what is fucking up. For 18 god billion dollars I'd curb stomp his little wannabe ass until he's just blood, piss, and my own semen from when I unload my fucking load all over his shit life.

i could not do it and i don't care if you call me a pussy or a fag

Pretty much this. I pet my dog with my feet all the time.

you step on its paw, gently. it doesnt say stop the fuck out of it

>truth is just perspective

Sure. They're an invasive species after all.

would stomp pupper with my nike shoes

JUST DO IT FAG

Im not sure I'd pay that much to step on the little fucker.

18 billion? I would walk on a trail of them.

I bet you think there are also more than two genders.

faglet

There's gonna be puppy parts splattered on the sidewalk when I'm done with it

Yeah, then I'd used it all for charity. Millions of children could be saved over a single puppy.

i'd do it for half that

The correct answer is an empirical question.

>Would I step on the puppy?
Probably yes.

>SHOULD I step on the puppy?
Now that's a whole new question.

i would step on 2 puppys for 18billion

Fuck yeah I'd step on that fuck. I have 18 billion reasons to do so

There would be, if it were in our genetics. ;)

can you imagine the good things you could do for animals with 18 billion? How many of them you could give shelter and food?
Is one puppy worth the suffering of 100's of millions of other animals?
>Yfw your morale is immoral.

>no specification of force or pressure of the step
>step the puppy gently witouth hurting
>profit

I would do it, 18 billion is ridiculously high and I'd do it for less but for 18 billion, yes. I'd feel bad but not even being glib, 18b will buy a lot of distraction for my conscience.

It says step not stomp, so yeah, I guess he'd be fine.

for 18 billion dollars i would duct tape it to my shoe and do a marathon

But I don't have 18 billion dollars... :(

You'd have to pay me NOT to step on the puppy.
I'd step on the puppy and suck it's dick afterwards.

Nice one. I laughed.

I would tap dance on that cute little puppy for $250k

No. Fuck anybody that petty and mean, srsly.

for 18 billion id do some Nazi scientists shit to that thing

If you're willing to kill a domestic animal for money, you're not going to use that money for anything good.

i agree

Id step on the fucker for £20

not so --I'd change my name to Trump

then step on a puppy to pay Paul

Yes, yes, so much yes! If a puppy is all that stands between me and 18 billion, that puppy will soon experience Aryan superiority!

Trick question. The puppy is actually your mother.

What do I get if I step on Paul's peter?

Accurate.

Guess again brah

Except for that cute puppy you crushed flashing into your brain as you lay awake trying to sleep

fuck yes, then i would spend some of the money saving other dogs lives so it balances out....

Don't cut yourself on that edge, children.

your credit would be good faggot

All the more reason to step on it for money. Wait... that came out wrong...

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except you'd be that guy who killed the puppy to get rich
you'd have people on your arse

Yes. Of course I would.

I'd do it for free.

would do it for $25

I could use someone on my arse. More action than im getting now.

Yes. Lightly step on the puppy in a playful way, and make an easy 18 BILLION.

Edgy. *tipping intensifies*

The correct answer for this is the loopydeloop.

See, now this user knows what he's talking about.

I will help you make the remains into a commemorative button!

i would allah hu akbar a train for $50

Yeah but I meant whittling your vast empire down to the size of a dogbone through endless relentless means. You'd have to blast yourself off into space m8

Yes

I'll stomp its entire family for 18 billion dollars

I'll spend every waking day for 30 years stomping puppies for 18 billion dollars

You'd get over it. Dogs only live about 12 years and have the mental capacity of a dog.

HDTV

I would bite its fucking head off, for 18bn USD.

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dressed as Ozzy?

I would only do it if the apostate puppy would refuse Allah as the one true god. Then use 18 billion to produce Hollywood quality execution video of puppy who survives initial stomp. With full puppy interview/interrogation and showing what it did wrong..

i'd pay to step on a puppy you weakling fuck

Never do something you're good at for free.

No i'd just move to Turkmenistan and hire isis to kill whoever is annoying.

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there ya go OP

I could always just resort to having it mentally blocked by a renowned hypnotist if it did actually manifest itself as a problem, yes.

I'm practicing how to talk when I get that much money, sorry.

Yes because I'll get a shit ton of money

>step

ok so a small tiny step can't hurt that pupper and even if i did manage to permanently hurt it or kill it , i would give half the money to the dog owner and 3 billion to some charity still 6 billion should just about set me for life and i don't look like a complete jew if i kill the pupper

I would step on it, kill it then gut and skin it. Then I would debone it and cook it into a Korean inspired dish. I would tan its skin and make a change purse sun bleach its bones and make some jewelry for my mrs. Then I would live it up with my 18b.

Sure. Why not?

I would step on 100 puppies for 18 billion

I couldn't do this

i would eat it alive for 18 billion. Just think about how much money that is