Hey Sup Forumsros, what would you want the epitaph on your tombstone to say?

Hey Sup Forumsros, what would you want the epitaph on your tombstone to say?

You're standing on my feet

Confusion will be my epitath

Hell Ain't a bad place to be

"No Funeral"

Dead

b/ rocks, tits or gtfo

I mean it.

Good taste

Mine would personally be the lyrics to Bostons Peace of Mind

Now you're climbin' to the top of the company ladder
Hope it doesn't take too long
Can'tcha you see there'll come a day when it won't matter?
Come a day when you'll be gone

I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People livin' in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind

And everybody loved masturbate

Chckem •/

>Sup Forums rocks
Sup Forums has always been shit you fucking faggot, you'd know this if you weren't a newfag.

"It's your funeral"

lagged-out

Please feel free to have sex with my corpse

I'll be dead anyway.

Surprised he lived that long.

#blacklivesmatter

...

I said to a friend, hold my beer this going to be awesome


I hope it was..

here lies skellington jelly

''Go catch pokemons somewhere else''.

"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

'feminine penises ARE gay'

I wish I had tried

Noice.

fuck your god he does not exist

"I told you I was sick"

10/10 would live again

"Well that was weird.."

ayy lmao

Fuck off
Check

...

Peel my banana

Yeah, right?

''Better dead than red''

Nice

He learned, he laughed, he loved

Samwise WC3 artwork director quote?

My brother agreed that he would do everything he can to make this happen

He died.

kek

"what you lookin' at asshole?"

He was a waste of space.

Rank 1 Virgin.

And still.

"That nurse was stealing from me"
"Why couldnt I have lived with you?"
"Gone and forgotten, just like the last two decades of my life"
"This was your fault"

Nice point.

"Shit. I should have replied to that thread".

He died doing what he loved; oxy

Damn, muh niggas.

chek'd

Gg boys

"The Fucker"

I don't want a tombstone. I don't want to be embalmed. I want to be buried right into the ground or in a bio degradable casket. And then I want a tree planted right over me.

"wattpad.com/user/MostlyHetero"

So hopefully word spreads and Sup Forums can bring back that glorious short story writer.

>TFWNG

Jack?

C R A A A A W L I I I N N N G G G

Was black, but not a nigger.

You ain't too bad.

"As wide as the Heavenly Angel's wingspan, his asshole gapes in hell."

All in Latin so people think it means something.

I'm watching!

It's all a simulation. You'll see.

Well it does

''Never liked niggers, and jews''

Lived and died in a pair of vans

wtf you can't write anything on hepatite it's a disease you faggot

HohoHO that is a good one

Something nice

Anime was a mistake

'' I'll be back''

"Welcome to Microsoft Tech Support. Please stay on hold while we are looking for a technician to support you."

Or

"I am not gay, but $20 is $20"

And I want to be mummified, kiddo.

>ITT faggots who've never had to arrange funeral services in their entire lives

The entire funeral industry is just preying on the distraught family members who just lost their loved ones and now have to pay $5K+ just to put them in the fucking ground with dignity.

Lol

"Here he lies, or so we think... Some say he never existed."

Had to get the tree didn't you.. you know what why can't people like you fuck off?! You needed attention during life and now you need it in death too just go fuck yourself with your edgy 'different' grave

"Arrived a newfag, died a newfag. RIP m9"

'You're next.'

'' You're a faggot ''

The navy seal copypasta

"He was such an hero"

Actually the other anons is somewhat common. They would likely cremated him first though.

Cremation is really the way to go. Fuck land plots and tombstones and caskets and 6-foot holes. That shit is expensive.

Yes

GUN

CHECK'EM!

i kek'd so hard at this

''Too soon''

I would find your tree someday and take huge fat shit right on it, but since youre such a faggot you would propably like it.

Then, arrange some rocks for me. "Fuck you! I died, you do some work for once."

They charge by the character. I hope you left some money behind, otherwise they'll just toss you in a ditch and say "fuck it we never liked him anyway"

BURN THE NIGGERS TO DEATH

Gg

>epitaph
"404"

It erases time, I dont know how it goes, but it works. Also, this is a jojo thread now?

rare pepe

Here lies user, much against is will

>not knowing shit is basically fertilizer and animals do this all the time

You're just helping him out at this point.

raping in heaven now

''An hero''

It was never enough.