WHERE'S AUSFAILIA NOW?

WHERE'S AUSFAILIA NOW?
WHERE'S AUSFAILIA NOW?
WHERE'S AUSFAILIA NOW?

you think thats bad, wait until track and field starts

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>be fat
>get easily shot

>Be Italian
>Have no money

stop at least they are our friends. Its the chinks who are the enemy

A FUCKING BOOT

can't australia run? their women's rugby team looks fast at least.

Nah, fuck the Aussies. I would agree that the Chinese are the one true enemy though. Aussies are like that annoying little cousin you fucked around with.

>be Italian
>go to church
>get raped
>go to city
>suffocate in trash avalanche
>go to countryside
>kidnapped by mafia
>go to restaurant
>poisoned by Chinese olive oil

Australians, instead of being auss-blasted, join us in baiting every other flag on this board. Together, we can bring the rectum ravage to new levels.

Has Brazil won anything yet? What a pathetic excuse for a country.

AMERICA HAS HIT HIS STRIDE AND AUSFAILIA STRUGGLES TO STAY IN THE RACE

>be Italian

>italy says fat people get easily shot
>americans respond angrily
You can't make this shit up

>implying that's not already happening

Stop fucking your cousin, lol.

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oh shit. amerilards are starting to evolve and exapnding their general knowledge on european countries.
We're doomed.

Stealing golds from our nemesis, China

our athletes play rugby/afl/cricket, swimming we go alright at because its mandatory learning in primary school and some kids keep doing it

everything else is niche sport that has very low participation

Third behind 2 super powers with enormous population and funding pools.

>be British
>don't know what bants are

Several years from now, when all the cheaters are named and shamed (looking at you, Sun Yang) the final medal tally will have Purestralia on top.
Screencap this.

Our Olympic team gets zero government funding, unlike many others.

>Cousin... w-why not, am I not pretty?

>Brits aren't even relevant
You can't make THAT shit up.

>5 medals

What did the US just win? Last gold I saw was phelps win last night

Calm down, it's just a bit of bantz we're having with you.

>be Portuguese
>go home
>wife has mustache
>go outside
>no sun due to Spain's shadow
>go to bar
>Fado music makes you cry like a bitch

gonna need your facebook,twitter,email,skype, steam,battlenet,kik,snapchat,instagram, and any other form of social media you may have so when it happens i can keep in contact for your honorary, "HE WAS RIGHT" Sup Forums thread.

5 / 325,000,000
5 / 1,370,000,000
4 / 24,000,000

it was a serious question. i'm no expert in rugby but (our) team looked fucking slow against new zealand and like they could have done something had they not been so fucking slow. australia played them and looked fast and won gold.

I NEED JUST 4 GOOD ATHLETES

you forgot to count the 1.3 billion six-legged niggers living in Burgerstan

Spaghetti

How about you just fuck off instead, cunt?

COMEDY GOLD
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wouldn't lie if that were my cousin and she offered, i'd shellack a lot of cum in that.

SEETHING

SEETHING....

Who said anything about government.

bumping

Comedy Silver

SEETHING

Why did most of you run away?

SEETHING 2: THE RESEETHENING

relax tim, it's gonna be ok.

who cares lol
its just a game

comedy fourth

who cares lol
it's only a game

>not Seething Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo

kek

>"Great" Britain

Yeah, all good runners in aus chase after a ball

>le Sun Yang cheating meme
>le sportsmanship

>all of this rage

Yeah, in judo I think. Then she came out as some sjw cuck with political statements - invalidating her performance

>Jared Tallent

Who's that, I don't watch sports.

Dude, Italy is the largest Oliver oil exporter. Why would they use foreign oil?
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Maybe too poor?

Backstroke?

back stroke and womens breaststroke

Keen to see the men's. Is it Carlin Isles? Nigger is damn quick

You still triggered about all the trolling we've been doing?

Come on man it's just fun bantz. Relax and have some fun no need to be mad. Everyone knew America was gonna whoop us on medals.

>womens breaststroke
gay

Olympic walker from Ballarat who was recently awarded the gold medal from London Olympics after the race winner was found out to have doped

AUSFAILIA LISTEN TO ME NOW

ITS THE UNITED STATES

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

THEY'RE THE BEST

AM I TOO SOON?

ARRRRRRRRGGGH

IM TOO SOON!

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THEM

YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT THEM

FEAR THEM

DELETE YOUR COMMENTS

YOU HAVE TO DELETE YOUR COMMENTS

>WHERE'S AUSFAILIA NOW?

3rd?