AUSTRALITHIRD

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but they're so witty and clever!

After tonight we need to go back to being bant-bros with them. They really are the best when they aren't absolutely auss-blasted

>three
>hundred
>and
>eighteen
>MILLION
>M I L L I O N
>"people"
And you're not even close to double the medal count of a country of 20 million.

>PER CAPITA
They've run out of bantz, folks.

>MUH PER CAPITA
>GETTING THIS MAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

We still beat a country with 1.3 billion

>implying the Olympic committee allows nations to field athletes in proportion to their population

WEW LAD

Is that France on the left?

Will Australia ever, EVER recover?

No.

1.3 billion cheap, mass-produced people

Yes, it's the medal podium of the 4x100m Men's relay

That event and current overall medal table rankings have one thing in common: Australians in third and hanging their heads in shame.

KANGAROOS BTFO

they have to overcome asians inferior athletic genetics

>literally your only defense
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHH

chinks can only have one kid though

>The desperation bantz

Literally kill yourself kangaroo

>chinks can only have one kid
and yet population hasn't been halving with each generation for some weird reason

It's obviously not getting enforced, since the one child policy was enacted 50 years ago and the chinese population has nearly tripled since then

oi lads, where's jolly ol ingurlund?

1 its been lifted
2 you could have more you just had to give the government money

>USA
>320 million people
>5 gold

>Australia
>23million people
>4 gold

We punch way above our weight.

The fact that some of you unironically trash talk our performance is pathetic.

>Great Britten

I don't know why youre all laughing, per capita is serious shit, you are statistically weaker than almost every country thats medalled so far.
At least a billion of those are dirt farmers surviving on $2 a day though. Congratulations?

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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Back to faggot

That's pretty fucking gay that you have that saved

Kek we are doing great this Olympics dont listen to the amrifats ausbros, thier just upset that there wont be any white people left in America within 100 years

who even cares lol
it's just a game

>澳大利亚
>白色

Looks like we riled america up real good this time. Everyone knew America or China was gonna get the most medals.

Can't believe how easy you guys are to piss off. Good job Aussies, our job here is done.

ree.

>Everyone knew America or China was gonna get the most medals
>or China
China is in third.

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

>Good job Aussies, our job here is done.

You could say the same for your Olympic team as you continue to slide down the medal table rankings.

you're right you could

Let's be honest kangaroo jack, both our countries will be colonized by the Chinese in a century

Is this what being a loser is like? Man, I'd hate to be you.

Inferior athletically and mentally who knew?

Oh yeah man, Im sure the Olympic officials take population size into account. Thats what really matters.

Neither of you have won anything.

Fuck off dad, you can't tell us what to do

untrue i won the lottery and was born in the greatest country on earth

Then why did you move to Australia?

If you aren't first, you're Australian

Holy fuck.