Invent your religion

Invent your religion.

Rules:

>name
>worshipping of deities
>punishment of infidels

>Pedoism
>allah
>having to visit Sup Forums everyday

Can I join your religion master of dubs?

>Testiculism
>Bow before the hory testicles of Scrotor, our Lord and Saviour. Sacrifice the pupic hair of a virgin islamist to satisfy his anger!
>Use a disc grinder and slowly sand off body parts starting with the finger, until every ounce of doubt is erased!

>Dubism
>Plentofry Ukamentoka
>Forced to listen to vacuuming for 10 hours

you are a worthy follower

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That's the religion of dubs. Dubs follow pediosm. Quint is the one and only holy lord of pedoism.

Sounds fucking amazing

You will be my right hand, for it is your destiny. May the dubs be with you. HEIL SCROTOR!

praise the lord

HEIL SCROTOR

heil scrotor mein nigger

>jewnazism
>jewish hitler
>can't fap to money anymore

checkeled and kekeled

Scrotor knows and sees, my fellow followers. Praise him, and you will be rewarded.

>The way
>Raping infidels to gain their favor. Different dieties prefer different races of infidels.
>Being raped by followers of the The Way

>True kek
>kek
>YLYL, trap, fur, rekt, and cringe threads only

>yiffisme
>get an anthro girl
>doomed to bronies

>fur
No,Pepe destroys those threads
>Keknanaism
>Pepe and nana are posted regularly
>all other gods are ignored
>much cancer and keks come to followers
>able to destroy threads at will
>unbelievers are unable to have a nice thread
>also are mouth fucked by bananas in a dark room with a spot light on them

>The Holy Whey
>Whey
>Calcium Crusades

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All haaaaail to The Milkman

>Trialism

>The Great God Tet'teris, The Great Goddess Ecchokrom,The Lesser God Rue'becks, the Lesser Goddess Gla'Doze.

>Infidels are to be chained to a 188cm, 90kg Great cubicuboctahedron and forced to walk 5 kilometers barefoot in sand dragging it behind them.