Are Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart a secret couple?
They're consistently in movies together
Are Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart a secret couple?
Jonathan Young
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Isaac Nguyen
She only likes vaginas.
Aiden Stewart
He gets cucked so hard in that movie
Hunter Collins
she probably pegs him just for variety
Colton Roberts
I know Adventureland bombed and so did American Ultra. Maybe the financiers hate money
Angel Morgan
He should have fucked that semen demon Lisa P instead
Jeremiah Bailey
They do look like they were made for each other somehow
Eli Morris
somewhat related, but I think they were both great in that Max Landis flick.
it might be his writing but, they were a great couple.
Jose Cook
He has better taste, dating that homeless looking girl.
Anthony Roberts
kstew only likes smelly girl armpits. shes pretty patrician tbqhf (two b quit honest familia)
Jack Smith
They're both shit actors and they both have a cult audience of shit-taste tumblrfags.
Grayson Ward
But she also loves having her feet kissed, licked, and sucked on by boys. So she still needs a boyfriend to get what she wants.
Blake Sanders
they are both socially awkward so they probably just like each others company
Aiden Sanders
>her arms are literally as thick as his
That's pathetic for him.
Hunter Lewis
Yeah they seem made for each other tbqhfam
Hunter Jenkins
they are friends shes a dyke
Noah Davis
>he fell for the weightlifting meme
Josiah Martin
No K-stew only likes girlfeet, that's what I've heard. She sucked on Dakota's Fanning's toes for 3 hours straight
Tyler Turner
She may like girlfeet, but she also enjoys having her own feet worshiped by boys.
Isaac King
>he will never know the feeling of being physically fit in his entire life
Holy shit, I feel legit sorry for you.
Robert Bennett
OP here
About to watch American Ultra to get my fix of EisenStew
Charles Clark
Kstew only fucks Chads, and old movie directors and producers
Dylan Ward
Kristen has more testosterone than Eisenberg so he's probably like a little brother to her
Sebastian James
Is there really no more discussion to be had about the cinematic pairing of these two thespians?
Chase Scott
The Jews have deemed it for these two. I don't see what the big idea is since neither are considered mega stars.
Daniel Murphy
I think they just appeal to the same type of people. Specifically people who can't tell bad acting.
Parker Martin
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Nicholas Ward
> eisenberg is gay
> steward has the loyalty of brutus
Zachary Gray
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Connor Morgan
Stay mad, my man. Not only did Kristen get that Cesar award, but also won a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award over Jennifer Lawrence.
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James Thompson
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