Ever caught your mom or another female masturbating? Pic very related

Ever caught your mom or another female masturbating? Pic very related

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why is she watching the porn on the television. who goes to the trouble of doing that

a chick

Porn on a laptop connected to a tv via hdmi.

Why?

Sit on the comfy ass cough and get off? Maybe she didn't expect anyone to come home

Share a story or GTFO

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No because I do not live on a trailer park

story behind this?
greentext preferred

Am I the only one that thought it looked like a chicken on the TV?

Caught my old roommate flicking her bean on the couch. Whole room smelled like pussy. It was pretty epic. She ran off to her room acting like she wasn't doing anything.

my mom one time who wants to hear the story?

pic of roommate?

Of course it is. What the fuck are you watching to get off?

yes

Yes please

yup

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ya i caught your mom masturbating

Does it count if you setup a hidden camera in your sisters room and set it to record all motion?

It was mostly mundane stuff but she would masturbate about 4 times a week and she never changed up her method... always her humping a pillow.

bigger screen dumbass. do u jerk to porn on your phone?

She should have washed her pussy

Was she 12??

I've done it before.

Proof or didnt happen

at our house its just me and my mom and im actually really attracted to her and i go in her room sometimes to sleep with her and i was going and i heard quiet moans so i walked in and i knew what she was doing but she tried to play it cool so i just got in bed and waited for her to go to sleep and i jacked off. i have more stories if anyone interested

I love the gikon set.

Idk I kinda liked it.

sure

omg seriously kys you aspie fuck

So you're like an ex boyfriend who hated her 14 year old son from a previous relationship... and now you want us to look this shit up and fuck with them?

Why don't you just ask?

Do u have any nudes of her?

its true and its kinda messed up cause she is just lonely

just stop and go seek some fucking help, you are mentally disturbed user.
Plus you are a horrible storyteller.

Too soon!

Go ahead moar

no shes my mom i dont have nudes

What kind of son are you?

>Pic very related
How so?

yeah, but if it was true... it'd be kinda cute. I see no victim from it.

someone who believes me. i mainly just do stuff to her in her sleep cause she drinks ALOT

Moar stories bro

Durr. steals pic of Facebook or other image site of random woman. Duhh it's mah mom guise.

What do you do?

@700730443
*guys

Who's she?

cum on her and feel her

no

My wife will schlick in front of me while looking at hentai. Not quite catching her but close.

Ever played with her pussy?

That's pretty depressing user

couple times

Wife plays along with that caught fetish, I text her 15 minutes before I get home, and she starts fucking herself, about half the time she can last long enough for me to come home and catch her. When I catch her she sucks me, while she finishes. Love it.

Not really. It gets her motor running for play time later.

>used to share upstairs bathroom with mom
>would play guitar as she bathed all naked and wet
>could hear her moaning in between songs
>start playing intimate songs that meant something to her
>hear her cry "oh" in the middle of Bryan Adams song
>stop playing
>go into hallway and look in on her in the bath tub
>I can see through the keyhole and the vent in the wall
>get on knees and look through vent
>her eyes locked on me!
>oh shit she saw me!
>raging boner when I see my own mother's hot, wet, perfect tits
true story. should I go on?

be more specific dude ffs. greentext or something. DETAILS

Please bring life to this thread

so u married a fat gross land whale weeb. no really, that is depressing.

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You're only right on the weeb part. She only does it a couple of times a month. She games a lot, though.

If you would have played guitar better she might ave blown you.

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She knows ...

Thats almost as bad as living in a trailer park

>time goes by
>a few weeks
>I get louder when I masturbate
>her bedroom is down the hall upstairs with mine
>dad sleeps downstairs on couch
>just me and mommy all night
>I start thinking of ways to get into bed with her
>I know she can hear me when I stroke my cock in my teen age bedroom
>make loud lotion fapping sounds
cont.

So is she the other week archetype of borderline anorexic with social issues? Oh and is she a productive member of society or a weeb/neet that you use as a cumulative dumpster

How did no one notice this obvious new friend

I saw her ass when she was in my room, she thoughts I was sleeping Since that day I wish put my cock in her ass

lmao is this your first fuckin post m8?

>I'm thinking of just going into her room and getting in bed with her at this point
>tonight is the night
>pretend something is bothering a couple of hours after bed time
>make sure my dad is asleep downstairs as I make my move on mom
>sneak into bed with her
>what's wrong user?
>I can't sleep
>why not?
>say nothng
>honey, what's... oooh...
>feels my hard cock on on her stomach
thread dead?

keep goin

Share history pls

Continue pls :)

Keep going

no

It was so excrutiatingly cringeworthy that all I could do was just shake my head & move on.

Must have been some stank ass pussy. Jesus.

>inb4 reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep
>inb4 cancer

i go in he room when shes passed out only after shes been drinking and feel her ass tits pussy and sometimes cum on her

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only child and my mom and dad got debvorsed when i was younger and i just started to be attracted to my mom

MOAR

but do you like wipe the cum off here when your done? have u done anything with here while awake?

>user, that's really... I see
>can I lick your pussy mom?
>user, no, I love you. I'm your mother, we can't...
>but I love you too, mom, don't you see?
>start caressing her left titty
>my dick bulges out twice when I find her hard nipple
>she gets quiet
>looks into my eyes with pure love
>my mother rolls over onto her back and spreads her legs for me
Will cont for milf pics. Fuck. No one can bump this thread while I tell my story for the first time?
Pics are sort of related. My mom kind looks like Chrissy Moran in the face. She has real c cup breasts and she's got a bigger belly and ass.

she is really pretty user

plz

She looks a Nice Milf dude tbh Man I wish I could had 9 years old and sleeping in the ass off my mom

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I once found my moms vibrator as a child. She told me it was a massager. So i asked if it could give me a back massage

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i just leave the cum there and i steal her panties sometimes and sometimes get boners in front of her hopeing she sees. if that counts?

Bump faggot now type faster!

What this guy said.
Just the one pic or are there more.
C'mon OP. For one time, don't be a faggot.

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i sometimes put my face in her ass when shes aleep

swing low, sweet chariot
coming for to carry me home.

but surely she would notice the cum when she wakes up right?? how do you not notice a sticky load of cum on you. hot stuff tho user

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Also still Remember when my stepfather jump into my house when I had 10 years old and he told: Play your videogames wit max volume PSA: he fuckep my mom