ITT: Poorly Describe Movie Plots

ITT: Poorly Describe Movie Plots.

>half vamp kill vamp

Bloodrayne

2fast2furious

nope

Blade

>4
>u

winrar

fantastic 4?
Fantastic 4orce?

crazy man wants to make other men crazy

>glasses
>see truth

>12 years in the making

Book of. Eli

Boyhood

nope try again

THEY LIVE

Boyhood

>captivity
>incest
>violence

Trash cleaner loves gardener in space.

Batman & Robin

Old boy? Or was it old dogs? One of the two I think.

Minecraft Story Mode

>Be black.
>Sell drugs
>Get shot in head.
>Best friend and nephew blasted

No

close but no

Gotta be old boy

>2 Spanish men and a horse

>/x/ in a bunker

Moar hints pl0x

City Slickers 2

stunts
crime
girl
mexican
real human being

Drive

Paid in full
nigger i better b right

...

Nope

You are correct sir. I'm impressed

Road to el'derado?

winrar

Love these threads

Winner

Best friend and nephew was what gave it away. That part fucked me up.

the dark knight rises

>mfw they get it first try :^)

serbian film

>NYC
>fuck tons of bitches
>aids

>Machine finds meaning in life then saves machine race.

I robot?

No. Think more kid friendly.

KIDS

Money makin mitch

>"You don't want that money. "
>Take it
>Scary guy wants the money

Ez, it's 30 days of night

Rico did mitch so dirty...

Yup

Wall-e

No country for old niggers

Scarface Pacino version

>bounty hunter
>Kill synths
>Drink liquor
>Synth dies, v sad
>Fall in love with hot synth
>End

Kids?

All about the Benjamin's

>date crazy bitch
>is kill
>date spic
>simulated reality
>wake up on lab table

hard mode
>A nigger with a title of nobility gets up

Repo men?

Bladerunner

Coming to america

Vanilla sky

Yep

kid
dead bird

star wars

Yus. Gj

Dumb-fuck paratrooper gets half-a-dozen comrades killed by refusing a lawful order to return home.

Dumb and dumber

nope

Saving private ryan

Fucking pussy plays nurse-maid then turns down some grade A momcest cuz . . . well, no reason given.

Das it boi

>have car
>autism
>gotta go fast
>tell you all about it when indie you again

Spanking the Monkey

Yup. . . good job.

The mummy

>Good guys
>they get backstory
>new guy all of a sudden
>audience knows he's gonna die
>shits flying in the sky

Yes. Have some MILF.

nope, i dont think any1 will get this!

Good times
bad times
bunch of dead niggers

>a nigger grabs a white guys Fick and cures him of aids or something
>is kill

no.

The green mile

nope, guess again!

>two autistic niggers have a fast food job
>shark hormones

Yis

damn u beat me to it

The Green Mile

Guy thinks naughty thoughts and commits murder. But he is baptized by butt-rape and all his sins are forgiven.

Maybe magic guy fights Kruger

Good burger

Shawshank redemption

Blade

>be wigger
>hang out with jigaboos
>become famous because rap battles
>definitely not based on a true story

>Black guy is a groovy super hero

Yup

>Shawshank redemption

Nope.

Cars

>die
>be in purgatory
>Rip Torn becomes your lawyer
>be on trial for being a beta

>>Black guy is a groovy super hero

Pootie Tang?