Used to love Ace Ventura as a kid

>Used to love Ace Ventura as a kid
>Watch it now
>It's about a guy turning down/trying to arrest a QT trap GF

Wow. What a dumbass.

JUST

I'd put her dick In my dick tbqhwyf

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It's nice to see tumblr finally drawing itself accurately

Even disregarding all the shit she's complaining about. You have to admit the 90s sucked.
>internet was barely a thing
>porn was mostly in paper form
>VHS porn was fucking shit quality
>had to fucking rent VHS movies
>late fees
>VHS getting tangled up in the VCR

yeah life is so great now that we can watch 10,000 prolapse videos at once

4/6 of listed things fall in the plus column desu

t. underage nignog

>VHS getting tangled up in the VCR
have you tried not owing a piece of shit VCR?

I think you meant MORE accurately. Still missing a few hundred pounds there.

What're you fucking gay? A dude is a dude regardless of how much plastic surgery they get.

I loved those movies as a kid but I don't think I understood that was supposed to his dick, it just went over my head. Also that scene in the beginning, I didn't quite get she was blowing him. Oh well.

>wanting a nasty roastie instead of a nice feminine penis
You are literally a faggot

she pooped her pants faggot

100 years ago not even kings saw that much nudity and sex. You pay next to nothing for delicacies transported from all over the world and then go home and fuck your robot vaginas and watch the objectively most beautiful people in the world fuck in all ways imagined. Then you send messages through space about how lame today was.

Does porn really make life better? It's enjoyable in the moment, but I think my life is worse with it than without.

>>internet was barely a thing

yeah, 80, 70, 60, 50, etc, all sucked because no internet.

>>porn was mostly in paper form

Underage

>>VHS porn was fucking shit quality

Not getting VHS copies from LD

>>had to fucking rent VHS movies

Buy/copy VHS.

>>late fees

for you

>>VHS getting tangled up in the VCR

No, just keep your shit in order.

Internet being new was kind of badass though, although I was too young to properly use it (10-11 y/o). One drawback was the lack of free porn. If you wanted to watch porn you had to download virus shit on KazaA or LimeWire later on.

>100 years ago not even kings saw that much nudity and sex.
Stop pretending like you know anything about history.

WTF I hate Ace Ventura now!

100% of traps are mentally unstable, and 90% have aids. you should avoid them at all cost

>that scene
I miss when they did sexy shit to make up for the lack of porn available

>One drawback was the lack of free porn

Psh. You could still find free porn -- well, I could, anyway.

>tfw there was a time before the jews mindfucked us into no longer seeing transsexuals as abhorrent

When did it even happen? I feel like I've lost time.

>the objectively most beautiful people in the world fuck in all ways imagined

lolno

>internet was barely a thing
>implying it's better off now

take twitter attention whores and give me early internet back please