Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation. >GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can get a tarot reading from me. >If you GET, you can either receive a general prediction or a focused one. For focus, either ask a question or specify which area of life you want the reading to be about. Love, career, family, school... those are examples. >Patience and love! These things take time, so hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you. >GETs may be donated to others, but be specific about who gets it please. >Leave a name (or make one up) to get a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens. >Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate.
Aaron Fisher
Name: Sakuri
Levi Sanchez
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Carson Bell
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Andrew Evans
Yo. >Sakuri has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "73". Study a lot and life will be successful or something idk.
Austin Morgan
oh! uh... name: giselle
Hunter Ross
Hai, Reimu. How are you tonight, hmmmm?
Nathaniel Fisher
>Giselle ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "52". F*ck yeah, good luck going your way, wear violet panties or something and smoke 52 cigarretes in a row or something, that surely will bring you luck.
Alexander Allen
but can we fukk doe?
Parker Thompson
Homeboy out there needs to look.
Jack Reed
I'm doing fine! Although most of my day was spent passively watching someone play the dumbest game I've ever watched someone play for hours and hours on end.
What about you, dear bunny?
Charles Rodriguez
No way, that would be so rude to make all the guests watch something like that!
Dylan White
>Implying
John Barnes
Yo senpai's, how you doing?
Jaxson Gray
Ah.. I already know who. But what game? As for me, lots and lots of Overwatch... Ahaha.. Eiren-sama finally gave me a day off and I've been discovering the joys of earth games. I blew up so many people ;~; Ohaiyoooo.
Alexander Kelly
No name. Just a story and a question >driving >see girl with shit packed at a bus stop kicking around a garbage can throwing trash in the road >stop for gas, decide to get water for her >head back to the bus stop >all huffed out shes sitting in the shade >sit next to her >offer water "What is this? I dont even know you." "I saw you were mad, i dont care about what, just figured i'd bring you water if you're going to be out here throwing shit around while waiting to run away from whatever problem you're facing." >grabs the water and holds it up to the light "I dont want this, unless its some super hydrating liquid." >butwater.png "Do what you want with it, it's yours." >get up and start walking away as she spouts off about the water being a metaphor for a "guy in a blue shirt" shes supposed to like or something, hinting at why shes out there >shrug at her before get in the car and driving off >peek in the rearview to see her throw the water as far as she can into the adjacent buildings parking lot I have a gf, i wasnt trying to save or rape her, just giving another human being a life sustaining liquid. Why do people always feel like theres alterior motives to someone making a kind gesture?
Dylan Martin
Paranoia is running wild cause of politics and dangerous ideology's. Trust is hard thing to come by.
That or she was tripping or mentally ill.
love overwatch. Main Mercy, DVa and junk rat.
Cameron Powell
People who have been hurt in the past don't tend to believe in random acts of kindness, you know what I mean? Like, they feel like people always seek something in return or to take advantage of them, it hard for them to trust.
Jonathan Lee
Reimu!! It's so good to have you back!
~Mantis
Sebastian Cox
Goat Simulator. I mean it seemed pretty funny at first, but how long can someone be entertained by randomly headbutting shit and flying around like a ragdoll?
Umm... it sounds like she was just mired in her own issues and it's nothing to do with you or the fact that you gave her water. People get weird when they're stressed out, so it's best to just let it be.
...you know, assuming that actually happened.
Alexander Cruz
you disappeared last time
Aiden Green
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Aaron Murphy
It's good to be back!
Yeah... Gensokyo internet isn't the most reliable. We're lucky to have it at all!
Wyatt Martin
Give me your tag and I'll add you! I main Mercy, Pharah and DVa. Given who we're talking about, it's... not such a surprise. That's the kind of game you're supposed to play in short bursts.
Lincoln Young
>Mercy
Logan Murphy
BlueCandle
Ian Scott
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GET!
Justin Smith
Thank you for taking the time to read my story. I understand what you all mean. But to be so enveloped in whatever issue she was dealing with to ignore a basic need in life. I guess it was my fault to try and interject. I'm not made at a 2 dollar water being wasted. Moreso confused at why someone would throw away a cold water on a very hot day, the bottle was sealed so not like i was trying to drug her.
Jackson Butler
Sorry I like... healing? Aaah, you need a number too. Blizzard has a code. Like, mine is Eden#1858
Jeremiah Reed
More black rock
Christian Garcia
Surprised people want to main Mercy. Well she is getting a buff soon.
Noah Peterson
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Samuel Rodriguez
Well, it is indeed, a basic need in life, but, well, there are people who don't even want to be alive, she must have had a rough day or even a rough month or life, atleast you tried to help. Yo Parsee.
Camden Fisher
yes ma'am
Liam Fisher
I just like her best. It's not like I planned it! W-what.
Brayden Lewis
Hello friends.
Kevin Bennett
And pleasae give my Dubbs to whoever you please. Thanks for being here, Reimu!!! XOXO
~Mantis
Henry Brown
the code is in the dropdown when you click your name right?
Mine is 11981
Austin Thomas
Kotori~ Yep. Thank you~
Grayson Myers
hello there.
Liam Sanders
hi
Sebastian Hill
My own internet hook up is fucked up too.
I may Vanish, Suddenly.
Julian Hill
Good. Hello best nep.
Nathaniel Lopez
$5 dolla sucky fucky
Ethan Hernandez
do you like her?
Jonathan Hill
Here for a quick fortune if anyone's around and if get, near future love life? Can't stay long sadly. -N
Jonathan Hernandez
Reroll for get
Landon Phillips
1 more then fuck it
Christopher Robinson
Yes.
Henry Wright
Oj just noticed I got trips. Save it for later I guess.
I have received your request.
Michael Howard
Love you.
Chase Hughes
Lewd. Hey, it's the user I luv
Adam Edwards
You should try blindly insulting someone. It usually works for me.
Justin Parker
she's pretty cool. love you more.
Thomas Bennett
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Lincoln Stewart
w-what!?
Ethan Collins
Will I ever get flawless in trials of osiris?
Xavier Ross
You smell like ass, how are these dubs looking now?
Jonathan Stewart
It didn't work, sorry fam No. -N
Anthony Kelly
Luv me
Josiah Watson
I need to get back to drawing or painting sometime. Whats some ways to get off my lazy ass? Sloth is my biggest sin.
Connor Perry
Start by doodling silly stuff, it won't have near the quality you're looking for but it's something to start.
Joseph Flores
we have to get to know each other first!
Justin Torres
Might as well die
Owen Morris
You just have to catch yourself when you think about doing it but decide "nah, maybe later" and say "no, I'll do it now!"
Every time. No matter what excuse you have, just go do it.
Elijah Nguyen
I'm Neptune, pleasure to meet you, so when's the wedding?
Nolan Turner
Love you the most. Not lewd enough.
Eli Thompson
I don't plan on sticking around, I just want to let you know that you're free to check these dubs if you desire.
Brayden Brown
>off by one
Adrian Watson
thanks for the help. I will remember these. I like to believe that I am strong in mind. Just have to prove it now.
Kayden Davis
w-wedding!? fine you win...
Justin Sanchez
ha, get shit on, dickhead.
Brandon Anderson
Prove it right now, show us if those +9000 hours in Ms paint where worth it. Yes! Our wedding! I already have my dress and all.
Asher Hall
Can't call me dickHEAD if my whole body's a dick. Checkmate and goodbye.
Austin Jackson
im not sure if im ready for marriage, neptune
Dylan Murphy
I can try and make something quick if you want. Already made a commitment on another thread so wait about 20 minutes or so.
I mainly do landscapes so probably going to get one of those.
Sebastian Murphy
What about our childrens then? Oh yes, I would love you to!
William Ramirez
Hello you all. I hope you're doing well.
Caleb Thomas
Hahaha What's up, hun?
Jordan Hughes
>*stretches out* Quiet night, huh!
Josiah Peterson
Spread your legs!
David Miller
Dont mind me, just lurking and playing destiny
Jordan Wood
You're really just the absolute worst person.
Jason White
I'm in a long distance relationship and also in sports/greek life and I'm afraid my penis will betray me. wat do OP?
Benjamin Bell
what about them? how many childrens do you want? pr~tty good, i go by BRS who might you be? youre totally going to pull a muscle stretching out like that. when do these threads usually start?
Joseph Young
this is ridiculous. Give me dubs or don't, but don't give me this half assed two pair bullshit.
Henry Thompson
Cool, can I cash this in for a love life reading?
Alexander Butler
Do you have any long distance advice? Like how to cope with the feelings it can bring like loneliness, worry, and jealousy?
Joseph Peterson
Oh, hi Kotori! Spank it and tell it it's a bad dong, exercise it, to keep the urges at bay. I want two baby girls! Will you give me my babies? Also, threads start when people come asking for tarot readings and get dubs.
Nolan Jones
i would like to have baby girls too though i dont think im ready for children haha
>dubs get!
Blake Powell
Roll
Daniel White
I already told Anonymous, it would be rude!
Okay! I don't mind!
Well, you can either break it off, or be honest about your doubts and try setting up an arrangement of some kind.. like, you're both free to see other people until you can actually be together... or you can just try really hard to control your urges. Those are the three options!
No way! I'm light and flexible!
I usually open up at 8PM CST, by the way.
Sure!
>Ten of Pentacles >Ace of Cups >Four of Pentacles
In that regard, you'll be drinking from the wellspring of life within ten months. Things will settle, the flame will die down a bit after a while, but it'll still be pretty good.
Ryan Fisher
Yes hello I am here.
Jose Hall
Hello thread and all who inhabit it
Apologies for being late, how is everyone?
-Sweet Roll
Brayden Diaz
I don't think I've ever heard "the wellspring of life" before, and I'm not 100% sure that means what I think it means.
... Am I gonna die in the next 10 months?
Also, please pass on to if the dude wants it.
Hunter Young
I am the one who whispers suicide.
Evan Powell
bump
Austin Sanders
The best way is to find ways to spend time together even though you can't do so in person. Watch movies together, play games, whatever you can do online! I've heard roleplay helps too. Not the sexual kind, unless you're up for that I guess.
As for jealousy... well, the way I see it, no one is ever truly yours, and you shouldn't treat them like they are. People come and go from our lives for all kinds of reasons, so the best way to handle it is to change your philosophical viewpoint to one that takes that into account and just enjoys them while they're with you. If they decide to be with someone else, that's their choice and it may or may not happen at any time. Just enjoy the things you enjoy about them while you have it! You'll be okay no matter what.
Dominic Roberts
>in a romantic/sexual relationship with a close friend at the start of this year >she didn't like the ideas of labels but enjoyed spending all her free time with me >we agreed to exclusivity the moment things started getting hot and heavy
Lately I've been referring to her as my girlfriend to my friends and family and she's been doing the same (also mentions that she has a boyfriend when people try hitting on her). So...did she just like change her mind somewhere along the way during all these months?
Doesn't feel like a fwb. We go on dates, spend all our free time together, kiss, hold hands, cuddle, do road trips, etc.
Jonathan Brown
What I mean is, you'll have an abundance of the pleasures of life. Since we're talking about love, I guess that means a happy and fulfilling relationship!