This is my first time using four chan

this is my first time using four chan

Welcome newfriend xD

Leave while you still can

Just so you know, everybody on Sup Forums wants to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole. Its like a culture

I will tell you how I like my hotdogs.

Let me tell you what I do. I usually do 2 at a time.

>Take the bun, spread some garlic margarine on it. Then, take a cheese slice, and put it in the bun.
>Microwave the bun so the cheese melts on it.
>Microwave the hotdog so it just about splits.
>Throw some mince white onion on it (mince like McDonalds onions)
>Put a bit of mayo, some Dijon mustard, and a little bit of ketchup (or BBQ sauce if you prefer)

Enjoy! The Recipe is all yours friend!

Welcome

Hi

hello newfreind, welcome, ill be dumping reaction pics to get you started, the rest you must collect your self, good luck

Always upvote newfriends!

You're very welcome here. We can seem a little strange sometimes but really we're just a bunch of classy, intellectual gentlemen looking to share ideas and humour. (

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^this is basically what you'll find here on Sup Forums

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fuck off undertale cancer

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oh ya, always yell at banana posters, there cancer

>undertale

>found out how to use green text yesterday

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Sup Forums is the more horrible, cancerous cesspool imaginable. Don't waste your time here, it's a containment board. Go have fun on literally any other board. If you like shitposting, try [s4s]. If you like feels threads and greentexts, head to /r9k/. Sup Forums is the home of debates and discussion of politics. Have fun.

Ur doin it rite.

thank you for the warm welcomes everyone

nooo don't come here it's bad for u

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Hey new friend!

Just an FYI, in the future, please refrain from posting swastikas or other symbols of hate on this site. Its insensitive and just not to tolerated in our cozy little image board away from home LOL

Have fun! :)))))

Fuck off

so is succin dik but u still do it. hehe

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF A FUCKING SMILEY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the politics section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

saved

DINKLEBEEEERG

yea, hes right

>44
>dubs

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I'm an ant. Fuck off, Randy Bobandy. You're a fat fuck and nobody like you; especially ants. You never drop a single crumb, you blobby cunt.

Fuck off

Fuck off we're full.

Welcome! Here's the #1 piece of advice I can give you: Learn to love .

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tom green made a beer

Have an upbaot my friend!

Yeah, full of semen. Yuck! Can you imagine?

ITT newfags trolling newfags pretending to troll a newfag pretending to be a brandnewfag trolling newfags

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>newfag posting what he thinks is the ITT of the thread

>(((berg)))

OK LISTEN UP FAGGOT
IMPORTANT RULES;
>no child porn
>don't be fucking autistic
OTHER TIPS AND RULES;
>get a fuck ton of reaction pics
>it's Sup Forums don't get offended, if you dont like a thread, ignore it
>everyone is an arrogant prick so try not to sound like a new fag
>"roll" means you make a post and see the last numbers of your post number
>in order to reply to a post, simply click its post number
SLANG TERMS
>betafag basically means underage
>oldfag means yer a vet on the n
board
>newfag is you, although typically used derogatorily
>theres more but idfk

>the ITT

No-one's trolling anyone. Everyone is aware that everyone else is pretending. We're just making jokes. Remember jokes? I know they're becoming an ever scarce commodity on Sup Forums.

>newfag using greentext to bedazzle newfags

but im a newfag

> green text you say?

lol this is like my fifth time, newfaggot.

you are a new, summer faggot with autism that practices homosexualism with niggers.

>using the word bedazzle

lol new fag i've been on the chan for a month! your a sumer fag

I recommend you check those yummy trips

Come have some fun, newfag:

OC right here

ATTENTION FEMALE RACE

>THE GREEN TEXT IS REAL

NICE DUBS GUISE

>unaware everyone is aware

fuck off skeleton fucker

Just realizing now that the dinkleburg was a filthy jew

Thanks, you too.

>When you're a newfag and trying to get dubs, this is exactly what happens.

WOAH TRIPS

>NICE DUBS GUISE
wut

>inb4 I'm just make believin' guise!

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They're

Do you like the Big Bang Theory?

Guys im new here too XD XD XD how do you #greentext?
I feel like such a "new fag" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Too late, you've missed all the hours long CP threads and actually fun and funny stuff.

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You need to get up pretty early to pull one past his guy. What are you, a farmer or something?

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Its no Becker but its ok

i've always lurked on Sup Forums but i've never posted anything because i was scared so technically i am a newfag

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well all you need to know is tha-- WHOA DUBS

fucking liar

Le New Fag

damned liar

Haha taht is pretty fun ny

Sexy snek

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Welcome, we hate niggers here.

SAME FAG WHOA WHAOA OMG GUISE!!!!!!111!!!!111!1!11!!!1!!ONE!1!

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Wow a month. Talk shit when you hit the 8 year mark faggot.

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>xD

I just went downstairs to do laundry, and already you're proving to be a complete idiot or a newfag. I'm only one of those people.

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