Ask a Satanist anything
Ask a Satanist anything
Kayden Ward
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Lincoln Walker
May we see your bare ass?
Sebastian Collins
Why do you listen to such shitty music?
Isaac Wood
Satanism requires belief in an Abrahamic religion, so you are a normie who thinks he's an edgelord.
My question is: Is there anything more faggoty?
Eli Jackson
What grade are you in?
Isaac Brown
What's your monthly bandaid budget?
Michael Nguyen
Get out of here you fucking christian peace of shit. May our tribal gods rise again!!!
Brandon Torres
What kind of music do ya like?
Ethan Nelson
Why are all satanists ugly? Did you choose to become "special" after realising nobody liked you so you tried to join a group of wannabe-vampires but felt it wasn't enough?
Logan Nelson
Is it fun being edgy for attention?
Blake Myers
Do you have any friends who don't have autism?
Brandon Foster
cast some spells on me edgeboy
Owen Moore
ITT: people who have no idea what modern Satanism is about.
Fags
Leo Morgan
Is the one on the left in the group photo a boy or a girl? And is it legal to dock cock in it?
Asher Collins
How does it feel knowing nobody gives a shit?
Leo Evans
You trick, or treating?; this October
Andrew Carter
This
Gabriel Reed
Well why don't you go ahead and tell us, Anton
Lincoln Turner
why don't you do the dew?
(mountain dew)
Asher Turner
ITT: this faggot that thinks it's more than contrived bullshit regardless of what you mean by it
Andrew Cook
This op also which girl are you? Right left or middle?
Angel Davis
No.
What the fuck do you mean shitty music? Bitch, black veil brides isnt shitty but you wouldnt know because youre so busy sucking your mothers fat hairy chode that you forget to open your eyes
No, im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and have no prior or subsidairy beleifs
Whatever grade your mother is in
Idk ask your mother, shes the one giving me all the bandaids for when she bites hard down on my cock you fucking faggot
Bvb army forever!
Heil satab!
No hey fuck you bitch. Im part of the bvb army and were going to go over to you and kick your ass.
Bvb army forever!
Heil satan!
Black veil brides
Nobody else
Bvb army forever!
What the fuck did you just say? Bitch how dare you call me ugly. You wouldnt say that if I had your mothers cock in your mouth
Im not edgy for attention, your mother just wants my load in her mouth
Bvb army forever
Heil satab!
Your mother
No hey fuck you bitch bvb army forever! Heil satan!
Yeah. They think you worship the devil but its really about bring emo and goth and dark and metal and hardcore and punkcore and rathcore and sexy like andy sixx who I wwnt to suck a log of shit out of his ass hole
Thats a girl faggot but you wouldnt know because you love cock
Your mother gave a shit when she was sucking on my dick last night
James Thomas
How is 8th grade going?
Thomas Morgan
No but your mother is trick or treating for my cock
I do, bitch. I shove it up my pussy and have my boyfriend drink it out
Yeah you tell him. Us satanists need to stick up for ourselves.
Bvb army forever
Christopher Howard
Do you have do dress like a douchebag if you are a satanist or is that a personal choice?
Kevin Gonzalez
hows 8th how good do you think this school year is gonna be now that your going into 9th
Cooper Nguyen
Have you heard of Death Grips? you prepubescent
troglodyte.
Nathaniel Allen
boi
/thread
Ryan Young
Shit, I've never seen such a long list of fail replies.
Congratulations, Lord Faggot.
Mason Nelson
Really? Just BVB? I figured you'd listen to at least a FEW more metal bands.
Brandon Hughes
You don't open your eyes to listen to music, dipshit
Benjamin Ortiz
Just as cringey as I expected. Please end your life
Zachary Brown
Do you go to heaven if you kill yourself?
Oh, and kill, yourself?
Jayden Morris
ITT: actual real life honest to god retards who are taking this weak bait
Jackson Jackson
How do i ring bell?
>check em
Nicholas Barnes
> (You)
>Thats a girl faggot but you wouldnt know because you love cock
Yeah yeah yeah.
> and is it legal to dock your cock in it
Answer the important bits, faggola.
Daniel Myers
OP you lost the game
Nolan Johnson
Also, what age is the little girl in the middle?
Ethan Rogers
Sounds like your calling yourself a female so tits or gtfo noone help his edgelordette until we have tits and a timestamp
Matthew Nelson
do you actually perform any worship?
do you follow the church of satan founded by anton levay?
Caleb Scott
Why do you listen to such shitty music?
Not even any good gothic bands like 69 Eyes, Type O Negative, or Sisters of Mercy.
What's wrong with you?
Brody Gutierrez
I feel like the bvb thing is too easy and makes me believe op isn't #foereal
Evan Perez
>do you have do
Autism much, faggot
BVB ARMY FOREVER!
HEIL SATAN
Bitch, please. Im a fucking navy seal about to graduate seal school so just shit rhe fuck up, bitch
Its no wonder your mother was squealing like a pig as I was sucking on her cock last night
BVB ARMY FOREVER!
HEIL SATAN
No hey fuck you, bitch. You are the lord faggot! Satan will kick your ass and I will suck all of the shit out of andy sixxs ass hole and not leave any for you to suck out and I know how much you want it
BVB ARMY FOREVER
BITCH HEIL SATAN
Your mother did when she was sucking my cock, faggot
BVB Army forever!
Heil Satan
No you end your life, faggot!
BVB ARMY FOREVER!
HEIL SATAN
Fuck you bitch im a real satanist snd you aint shit bitch
No hey fuck you faggot im going to suck your mother's dick
Bvb army forever!
Heil satan!
Your mothers still sucking my cock so i dont think so faggot
Bitch if I was a female, would I have a cock?
Yes, every time I go to a BVB concert I go into the swirling abyss that is the moshpit and sacrifice myself to andy sixx as he sings the psalms of satan with his sweet sexy emo gothic voice. God hes so fucking hot
BVB ARMY FOREVER!
HEIL SATAN
Hey faggot, dont call black veil brides shitty. Youre just jealous that Im taking andy sixxs warm load in my mouth lqter tonight and theres nothint you can do about it
Lucas Campbell
Shut the fuck uuuuuuup, black veil wives is borderline poprock
Brandon Cruz
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Blake Bennett
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Michael Stewart
Log of shit
Asher Foster
Log of shiit
Alexander Adams
Log of shit.
Aaron Long
Log of shit?
Dylan Walker
Log.of shit
Samuel Lee
Nice thread Pentagram Sam.
Good to see the Joy of Satan is still recruiting idiots as a filter for true Satanism. Step aside poser I'm the Heirophant.
Easton Turner
Log of Shit
Angel Hall
Ask me if I give a fuck.
Jayden Carter
Post your fucking card with a timestamp that you got from the church you faggot.
Mason Bell
/thread
David Walker
>implying bvb is metal
Chase Phillips
Okay my bad, bad comparison. I guess they're more punk/hard rock.
Brandon Cooper
Bvb is metal, but you wouldnt know because youre a faggot
Hunter Morris
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Samuel Richardson
Bvb is pussy music and I used to love them as a child
Michael Watson
>metal
Evan Perry
>because youre a faggot
I listen to everything from mainstream (and underground) metalcore to black metal to thrash to death to doom and everything to and far between. I think I would know metal when I heard it.
Ex. As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red, Heaven Shall Burn, Integrity, Dark Funeral, Immortal, Burzum, Agalloch, etc.
And those are just a few out of the many i have.
Samuel Martin
What makes you think we care to ask you anything?
Cameron Rodriguez
The joke there is that they aren't metal, and you don't know cause you're a faggot
Angel Richardson
Hi, this is Satan. Yes, I'm on Sup Forums what the fuck did you expect. Can you sad little faggots stop 'worshiping' me and just kill yourselves with a nice little note leaving your soul to me in your will, that would be awesome. Seriously, you cunts are embarrassing me, kill yourselves painfully, thanks.
Isaac Ross
Do you have a license for that edge? It's not legal
Luke Perez
LoL. Come on Sup Forums, this is obviously bait. Why else would he post a picture of BvB?
Jace Watson
Log of shit
Cooper Young
Log of shit!!
Josiah Lee
a simple question if u believe that satan exist then GOD exist too so why u worship the devil even if u know that u'll go to hell for that while worshipping god will grant u heaven?,,,?
Tyler Campbell
how is it in middle school?
Oliver Collins
Not OP but I'll field this one anyway. Anton's version of satanism is a mockery of christianity. We don't believe either satan or god exists. Satan is just an archetype we use. Something that people should aspire to be. There is no afterlife, only what we have here, right now. So the idea is that you live life to the fullest, indulge yourself in worldly pleasures. Just have fun. If it makes you feel good, do it.
Matthew Gonzalez
Do you have a moment for our lord and saviour jesus crist
Isaac Johnson
Go to bed, Europe.
Samuel Anderson
then i gues it's not true satanism , u are just using satan as decoy to do all shit u want in his name well that's clever
Jonathan Davis
Its 10pm where i live
Leo Green
Top kek this is the edge of edge here mates
Blake Fisher
*am
Hunter Cruz
Log of shit
Aiden Hill
Logo de shit
Kevin Reed
Log of shit.
Matthew Anderson
Log of shit?
Ian Gray
Log of shit $
Carter Diaz
Why do you keep posting this cringe thread?
Landon Wilson
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Adam Ramirez
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Luke Barnes
Wow you make soooo many your mom jokes, I feel bad for you it must suck being an autistic 12 year old
Sebastian Johnson
This is a bait thread. But... They're pretty fuckin dedicated
Jose Johnson
We are not doing anything in the name of Satan, at least not in our church. Like I said, we don't believe either exist.
Jayden Brooks
Heil metaphorical satan