US is shit without swimming

US is shit without swimming

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>Canada is shit at everything.
Ftfy

Canada is shit without sports no one but Canada cares about

*teleports behind you*
*pushes you into the pool*
Don't be such a drowner....eh?

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we will win at least 7 golds in track and field. Get real.

Nothing personnel, kid.

Isn't swimming where most of your medals are too?

we havent even finish, gymnastics, basketball, running, etc. Basically the whole thing.

half of the summer olympics are swimming/pool events retard. and some of our niggers can even win medals in track&field events, can you say the same of yours?

Plus basketball should be gifted to us, we shouldn't even have to compete. And the gymnastics? We may sweep that shit

Americans love to swim bitch

We have lakes, oceans, big ass fucking rivers and pools bigger than your house so deal with it

Sounds like someone ate a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich.

Canada is just shit.

and blacks

You're just plain shit regardless

wtf i hate swim events now

Just imagine if niggers learned to swim.

>400m individual medley
The king of swimmers is Hagino, Japanese.
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>no track and field events yet
>no gymnastics medals awarded yet

USA dominates virtually every type of sport you worthless leaf

>[Country X] is only good if you count the events they are good at

Also, we'd STILL have more golds than Canada without it

I'd be using the term "Sea Monkeys" a lot more often.

What is Canada even good at besides Ice Hockey

if you don't hold the world record you're not the king.

>implying Canada is actually good at ice hockey

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>you

at least the Americans winning the swimming medals are WHITE

>x country is shit without their best discipline counted!
u r dumb

they're used to jumping into lakes to avoid the daily mass shooting

If you're american and not from MN then fuck off when talking about hockey skills.
>MN has supplied more NHL players than any other state
>Since the NHL's Conception

Swimming is the current main event, leaf

What are you good at? Competitive passiveness?

>pad winter olympic medal count with skiing medals
>cry about swimming medals in the summer olympics

leaves everyone

But leafs are shit at everything

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Hey Ausbro, are you ready Wednesday for the ultimate cucking?

I sure am

You better bring an extra comfy pillow to your cuck shed.

Let them have it Leaf, swimming is the only sport that white America has a chance at.

I have bad news for you

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Also do Aussies get butthurt seeing Irving in a USA jersey? Especially when he's about to score like 40 on you

swimming is by far the most important event, the world is made up of 70% water.

check mate fucking commies

sides to the stars

>Anglo inferiority-complex circle jerk

wow never seen that before

But that's not even close to the score of the average american mass shooter.

canada mad no hockey here for them to feel relevant.

Daily reminder if canada doesn't win a gold medal in hockey, their practically shit for 8 years.

Fuckin' relax Deshawn it's just banter.

Canada used to get thrashed by Russia on the regular during the soviet days, the only reason Canadians look so good. Russia didn't want their national athletic hero's running off in america.

Used to have a russia vs canada series, and russia would stomp them, canadians got so mad they would hissy fit fight every period, and cheap shot like none other.
Once the soviets allowed their players in, Gretzky looked mediocre.

Yeah, you're right. It would be better if we were good at "sports" like ping pong.

It's also around the amount of Australian women these negro boys will have on their ship after the game.

Why do americans love fantasizing about interracial cuckoldry?

>Its the Olympics and he STILL fantasises about his black bull fucking women

Settle the kettle cunt, they'll be home soon enough.

I just like the thought that us ripping the insides of women with our superior dicks after humiliating their men in our kingdom is revenge for what whites did to us

Remember the last time we met! :3
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meant to be ruled

It really feels like swimming and running, with their plethora of flavours, were crafted specifically for the US to amass bullshit medals and nothing more.

>canada is shit without snow games.

>getting ally-uped

Jesus get it together Australia

Actually it's the other way around, America put a greater emphasis on swimming and track because of the many medal opportunities

How fucking cynical.
Anyway, I enjoyed yesterday's US medal pursuit in gymnastics. Felt really bad for that Leyva guy falling off the bar.

This is so wrong on so many different levels I don't even know where to start. Your hockey knowledge is about as relevant as your national hockey team.

poor canadians still ignoring the summit series.
>beat russia by 1 game the first time after cheap shots and intentional injury to the commies

>next year get destroyed 8-5 in game and only won 3 games excluding the time

but you eat jelly with a spoon. how would you put it in a sandwich?

The next Summit Series was WHA players, not NHL players. Nice try there burger. Let me guess, '87 was Canada being big meanies again?