This beast hidden by diesel smoke and planes falling off appears outside your shore

this beast hidden by diesel smoke and planes falling off appears outside your shore.

wat do?

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Good luck with that.

>shore

ehehe

he

Go back to bed as the Belgians will watch our airspace, the Germans our land and the British our sea.

be happy we conquered the adriatic coastline again

>mfw drunk conscripts are guarding our borders

I would give my life for the nederlands

Tbh, our military almost exlusively has quickly deployable forces.
I think that's their focus in NATO.

at least they will be fighting other drunk conscripts at worst

it'll probably sink halfway there

we owe it to you to help you do that my friend
one day I'm sure

simply build out the coast at night around the ship so that they'll never leave

Welcome them for that Russo-American military exercise Trump and Putin must've planned

it doesn't stand a chance

Nice stealth ship.

>send out the subs
>pop multiple Mk 48 torps near its belly
>dispatch F-16s, ready the air defense destroyers and Patriot/NASAMS II air-defense batteries to deal with any dispatched fighters
>take a wank for the last time before Russia nukes my country to oblivion

This doesn't sound like too bad of an idea
I just really hope the Marines get to do war exercises with them as well, man, shit would be mad dope

>Russian captain almost pisses his pants from laughter
>slips on spilled vodka and hits his head
>dies and next in command takes over
>orders to go full steam ahead
>hits a reef and ship sinks
>the power dynamic in the world shifts

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what stealth ship are you talking about? this is obviously a pic of a submerged nuclear submarine

how did you learn of my nations top guarded naval secret burger?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Arab_Emirates_Navy

historically, russians are doomed in japanese waters

That Five Eyes club is really useful.

We know where all the oil and burgers are.

Historically, Russians are doomed in their own country.

It could sail up some river and appear in Lake Geneva

i just woke up and my mood is already ruined, thanks

wait a minute...it can't be...is that...A FUCKING RAMP?

no, that's a thiccc armour

captain was drunk and sailed crashed it into the harbour, thereby bending the front

This happened to us a few months ago. We sent a nato flotilla escort, with 3 of our ships and a few more allied ships, to make sure they didnt start shit and flew some jets in and around them.

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Be amazed it managed to get this far without sinking.

Also sink it.

Been looking for this

Dankeje

DELETE THIS

Bump this thr plis

lol, saved

honest question, who sees that pic and thinks of going down that ramp with a skate board?

Haha yeah that must be some leftover from the 195-
>Launched 6 April 1993
what the hell

Send some tugboats so it can go back home

Call nato that finland totally messed up the navigation and that we need help to pick up stucked ship from Vltava.

Offer them assistance, they're clearly in distress

Russian grills are best grills
Russian bois are...

I never understood this image, some austists on Sup Forums don't like the look of a pre-stealth frigate, so what? Whilst the Type 23s aren't pretty they're certainly one (if not the most) of the most capable ASW hunters in NATO.

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

Taunt it until it fires and then go to war because they went too far

This is why I fucking hate brit posters
All working class retards

i detonate a bomb under a croatian kindergarten
pshhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
nohtign PERSONNEL kids

why ;_;

We send out the Bismarck

beep beep

Last time we sent these two

Take a shit and go to bed because the nearest Ocean is 1,000km away