B I saw this weird fish today while fishing.. what is it?

b I saw this weird fish today while fishing.. what is it?

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looks like the rare african mongoose

Are u retarded? Thats a cow

Possibly a frogman?

Not seeing any fish, but watch out for that dead deer.

filename says it's a catfish

where?

Alligator Gar

do deer drown like that? seems like they should know how to swim

Use your eyes, I'm not spoon-feeding you.

That's the north American white tailed fish. Be careful with it. They're rumored to be capable of eating a mans genitals.

That's the White Tailed Spotted Dixon, an especially rare sighting.

Widely know for their abilities to leap out of the water, they're also the only fish known to beat it's prey with its hooves. Very fascinating, good eye catching this one!

dear???? no way, that is surely a mofuckin dog

Ssssshhhhh, it's sleeping.

I sincerely hope you either kept quiet while fishing here or moved to a different spot so as to not wake it up.

fuck, i meant deer

thats not a fish... thats a kangaroo you ignorant american

deer do, but those pond edges are pretty dangerous. you slide in and you're instantly over your head, and the floor is covered in foliage thick enough to catch your legs in, and slippery enough so you can't get your footing. it can be very difficult to pull yourself out.

that's how my stepdad's father died. they were on a boat on one of these types of ponds/lakes and his daughter fell out. he jumped out to get her, and drowned after getting his legs knotted up in the underwater foliage. his daughter survived.

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Nope, its a deer

Its op. He probably asked to suck its feminine Dick, then demand his tendies while yiffing with a butt plug tail.

Close. White Tailed, yes - so close - but the White Tailed and the White Tailed Spotted Dixon are drastically different in the scenario of genitals.

Don't worry OP your genitals are safe around the one you've captured in your photograph.

youre not OP im OP

damn, i must be blind then
u sure that is not a dog??

Ahhh, a chiputa testicle ripper known too impregnate wild salamanders with its chicken tendie

yup

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I'm not op. Op is a faggot. Im not a faggot. So I'm not op.

Prove me wrong
>protip: you cant

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Found op

Khajit has no words for you.

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it's a bait not a cock, no need to guzzle it up

lol

What deer are you talking about? I see is a Cylindrical Tyrant Rainbow Guppy, CTRG for short

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Nope, its a deer

just trust me. i've graduated in animal studies with honors

El Chupacabra!!
Ai Caramba!

NOOOO IT'S BAMBI WHAT DID U DO MOTHER FUCKER

MODS!!

That horse needs to do a 360 and get out of there before it drowns.

You do suck cock. Ergo you're a faggot. Therefore you are, in fact, OP.

when i read this; what i see in my head
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It's a Gefilte fish