Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Allahu ackbar

Akame confimed for not autistic
FUcking normie

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>Claimed

Claiming then going to sleep

(Yuno)
So in a way yes. Seems pretty strategy oriented which is good.

(Shinoa)
No, I got distracted by other games I was playing! SO that's project one for me!

ZR means "zettai ryouiki" or "absolute territory" and refers to the bit of visible skin between a skirt and thigh high socks for example. Pic related is an example

God bless America! My home sweet home~!

O shit waddup

Did you mean what I think you meant?

Clammed

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Calamity-masu'd

Yup there is stratgies and roles in raids
Not just "shoot it til it dies"

>wake up and gently kiss my waifu (pic related) so as not to wake her
>could've sworn I seen her blush
>manage to roll myself out of bed without moms help
>20 good boy points for me
>my adult diaper is extremely wet and mushy
>whatever mom will take care of it
>I waddle my unshowered and feces encrusted 490 pound frame to my computer desk
>load up the computer mom bought me for my 22nd birthday and go on Sup Forums
>participate in Waifu claim threads all day
>indirectly reply to the big bad bullies who try to ruin the thread
>I'm so fucking mad
>begin to scream and whine and threaten to kill myself
>mom quickly rushes down the my lair to deliver my frozen chicken nuggets and soft drink
>my waifu loves me
Claimed

>im gonna eat you

here

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Damage control.

Thats adorable

Hey hey hey

Oohhhhh! Not much of an ending but its a sense of relief that the asylum is safe again

Yo they're one of the best homie. Could've just said zettai ryouiki and I'll know what you mean
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>penny
How about using evolve?

Miho claimed

Fuckin around, wattup?

Ya fuken bich fgt. Y u gota do dis? I did nothin rong.

Yo

Miho!

wew I'm reassured I can go to bed happily now I guess

hi ika. whats are you up to

>11 PM, just waking up
>unleash a massive cascade of wet and warm feces composted of fried greasy food and frozen pizza into adult diaper
>press ass firmly against 300 gaming chair mom bought me to evenly spread the shit amongst my huge ass cheeks
>haven't showered in weeks
>watch anime constantly and always make sure to claim my waifu on Sup Forums
>too ugly to show my face even on a website full of virgins and man babies
>mom isn't home so I'm going to cope with the bullies without her help
>indirectly reapply to their posts as a coping mechanism to deal with me intense autism and everlasting virginity

Wage mage.

Hello. I see Bun is bullying again.

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Damage control.

Claimed

Is something wrong?

Yuuko is claimed!

>tyson brand tendies
>waifu
>comfy basement
Sounds like a good life to me, I don't know what you're sperging about. (・ω・)

Oh, yeah? I'll download it because it's free when I can, and it better be fun or I'm taking your waifu privileges away!
>russia map
Better be some cheeki breekis in there, or I uninstall, desu.

wanna erp, kouhai?

How you doin'?

I'm not doing anything. Just here. Ya gotta come and join the party dressed to kill.

I'm just here. I would do other stuff but I'm sleepy.

Make the bullying stop!

Hi there. Tell me an interesting fact about yourself.

> "looks for old bay"

Don't worry about it, there's already an unlucky someone who's listening to all my bullshit. Anyway good night

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What party? Am I missing something?

oh how fun

You cant stop the Bun

Nigga its alright I could listen
Good night

>Singing an anthem.
>Why are there so many btw?
I salute you.

700745488~~
Damage control.

Hey fampai
Not much, you?

W A G E
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M A G E
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You guys are so fucking cringeworthy hahaha

best chibi claimed!

That's not the anthem, what are you, a communist?

Post nudes

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I live in the best state in the US: texas

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Playing arkham knight right now. Hating this slight sharp pain in my left arm though

Pose it girl!

>nudes
>it's a cartoon character
>2016
>having this much autism

Evolve? No idea, I use Hamachi only.
>Any service like Hamachi works though.
Very Cheeki Breeki Comrade~

WAGE
MAGE
WAGE
MAGE
SAY IT WITH ME

Ask your mother

You're so triggered it's unreal

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Damage control.

W A G E M A G E

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Damage control.

W A G E
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C U C K S
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No post his nudes
Not his waifu's
Silly cuck
Want me to post your nudes? ;^)

No shit? I live in Texas too! Stop stalking me.

>texas
I want to go back......

C L A I M E D

Shitposters still haven't given up?

that's actually pretty sad

That's too lewd! I thought I already told you, senpai.
Baka hentai..

same :3333

WAGE
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MAGE
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>Posting nudes thinking it means anything
A dicks a dick no matter how hard you swing it.

I said an, not the. I was never good with music when I was in school.

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Umm... What are you doing? I'm getting scared. I am officially Fearing the Bun.

Huh? Oh no, I was just listening to the song Eminence Front by The Who. I don't even know why I said that.

Yup. I like the feeling of sleepy, but It has it's downsides.

I am fearing the Bun. You can't help?

I don't know. But we got a bunch of America songs.

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^///^

Evolve is a server that lets you play as if you guys were in a lan

What city though?

Where are you currently dude?

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Get it!

wanna do light erp?

Ur a got dang commie!
It's the pledge that you're thinking of by the way.
Trying to confuse me! Evil.

WAGE MAGE

That's basically Hamachi in a nutshell as well
>Except I can also use it at work to access computers remotely.
>Otherwise, if not set up like I set it up, it requires permission/access passwords

>stagbeetle
Kek. I need to rewatch Nichijou.

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Well, you can always join the party in my pants~ Be dressed to kill too Or in this case, not dressed!

A MONETARY COMPENSATION SENSATION

yeah like having to sleep

Hi there! Girls are stupid.

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>sneaking noises

Girls are for fucking faggots.

Good evening

Im in VA and i fucking hate this place.

Is that Mavis'sworldtour?

Gib pls

Sup?

what even is that

It's great! Try the mango for more content.

>This

Claimed, where my nigga mugen at?

That hoe dead.

we use a condom

If you love your waifu, should you only jerk off to her as part of the commitment? Genuine question.
>pic unrelated

It's that sensation your body gives that's sorta tingly everywhere that says you are tired but at the same time, your senses being duller.

Nigga, just tell me! You're fucking scaring me man!

Jerking off to your waifu is lewd!
>But its only okay if your waifu is okay with it
>baka.

Hello mathew

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My waifu is nice and hairy and is honest and truthful to themselves

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My body isn't ready!

Hello

HOLY FUCK why so far out of state? Why up there?

Its what the bun do best. Scares us

At least I know the difference between the pledge and the national anthem.

Please don't put on anything country/western.

He's playing league. I'll let him know you're asking for him

Hello there you worthless faggot

Forgive me, Juri, if you're still happen to be around here.