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wanna know more about the lad reading law documents for a living

włoski

NEED an australian gf to whisper dirty things in my ear with her strong accent

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need a big chebs gf

So the breakfast roll in the shop says it costs 4.20 on the menu

The other day the girl behind the counter gave it to me for 4 euro

Today she charged me 4.50

Why is she messing me about? I'm tempted to go full Timothy Byrne on this and start recording this

need a qt short hair gf to cuddle

ok, but why would you even get into a fight if you are untrained?

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my favourite porn is the ones where they do everything really slowly to make it seem passionate and loving

Need a feminine penis gf

>paying for things using euros

The UK is no longer a representative democracy run instead by R Murdoch and Mr Rothershite

Thinking the former for 10 years then the brewery would be good if I lived like a monk for that 10 years I would have very substantial savings easily enough to buy a home outright

hmm

orchestrating a poo

got called a wet fish in harry ramsdens lads

quite disappointing

ill tell mum what you think of her

Got called a damp squib in Edinburgh woollen mill lads

What do you want to know m8?

>Boris in India talking about a trade deal

Hmm yes trade with third world countries, that's what we desperately need

see that shop every time I go Cambridge and it always strikes me as weird

got called a wet blanket in dunelm mill lads

The waifoo.

would like to be woken up with a blowjob (from a cute girl) one day

Might be a bit personal, but I assume that you have a law degree, and you seem like a smart chap, so I'm just wondering what uni you went to

There was another question I wanted to ask, as well, but I can't remember what it was at the moment.

there are currently 22 men posting here and no women

How come most of /brit/ is well above average in pretty much everything they think actually matters in life?

Superpower by 2030 famalam.

well where do you think all the tea comes from

kind of is 2bh

the UK should focus on using its expertise to manufacture high tech products/services and source everything else from countries where the costs of manufacturing are low like india and china.

eastern europe is basically 3rd world already
don't see the difference 2bh

Britain doesn't manufacture textiles or steel anymore though

im very tired but I don't think this sentence makes sense

because we are the masterrace and puppet masters of society

Reckon there's a potential trillion pound deal in there for Armitage Shanks.

just made some coffee but i dont really like coffee

got called an intelligent and debonair young gentleman in the Way2Save, home of premium quality goods at low low prices lads

>we shouldn't have a trade agreement with 1 billion people
Hmmmm

never known so many Oxbridge students who are 6'4 with 7.5" cocks than on here

forgot to link

can ou explain it please with an exxample

i believe 5'8 is below average for my age and race

6'3" Harvard student with a 7" willy here

Never heard debonair being used before

I am unironically 6'2" but if it makes you feel better I have also failed university twice, work in a call centre and am seriously contemplating suicide.

>7 foot willy
very impressive

got called a manager in JJB sports lads

bada boom

realest guys in the room

how you doin

Well then, can I interest you in an aeropress

can someone post the screengrab of the British ships escorting the Russian one out its waters please?

how much sex have you had?
remember it doesn't count with a condom

retaredd

Most Central and Eastern European countries are far more developed than their GDP per capita would make you think

selection bias, you tend to post about things you're above average in.

t. the lad who always goes on about doing EEE at imperial

Never had sex or a gf. No mates either. I'm 24.

>we shouldn't have a trade deal with half a billion people
>with massively higher wealth and ability to buy our products

>knew an Australian a few years ago
>weird looking lad with a big head and nigger nose
>thickest cunt I've ever met
>came on Sup Forums and learned about abos
>realised he's got abo blood and that's why he's ugly as fuck and mentally retarded
Mad that people like this exist

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>and am seriously contemplating suicide
Good luck, laddie.

alri Deano

No law degree - my dad has a law degree from Oxford, which is how he got involved in legal publishing in the first place, but I just have a psychology degree (from Exeter). I'm guessing if you wanted this job and didn't have any family contacts then a law or English degree would be important, but really the most important thing is good command of the English language and attention to detail. It really is just sifting through the documents and making sure that grammatical or spelling rules are (a) correct and (b) applied consistently throughout. So you don't really need a degree at all, being a keen reader is more important imo.

bump this plis

want to be so close with a girl that she farts in bed and does a tinkle while i brush my teeth

>aeropress

Cambridge med student but manlet virgin heere

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>our products
Ummm we don't produce enough of anything that westerners would buy to support our economy anymore sweetie x

What we need is cheap resources

just did a shower

it can be fun tbf
>tfw regularly rip my gf for her smelly poos

are you the "user, I've pissed the bed again" lad?

Pay reparations for the Crimean War

Imagine knowing the smell of your gfs poo off by heart, and then still having sex with her

Grim

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I would unironically recommend the Aeropress™ to anyone who even remotely enjoys coffee.

no that is NOT cute

Does UK have a British version of SAT? If so, what was your score?

Saw a public sector job posted last week and the closing date was this week, less than seven days up.

Was this just a box-ticking exercise? Have they already got someone in mind so my application will just be immediately binned? So many questions

Not him but it's GCSE's, and you can't really compare the two since their so different

haitiANO

>tfw my bloodline's been tainted
How many gens does it take to weed out
'bout to do one

Nah m8, obviously it's better to be in a trade deal with the world's 7th biggest economy instead of the biggest because it's a former colony of ours

morning lads

autism

It's going to flop so hard

>300 dollars

LOL

>Have they already got someone in mind so my application will just be immediately binned?
yes and no
no, they haven't got someone in mind
yes, your application will be immediately binned

>enjoying a nice cup of coffee is autism
OK pal, enjoy your freeze dried granule water. No skin off my back.

pre-orders are already sold out everywhere mate.

>7th biggest economy
well, if you add the USA in there it's both the 2nd and 7th biggest economies which are together more than the EU

is that some computer game? you know this imageboard is 18+?

People said the same thing about the Wii

There's enough Nintendo fanboys out there to make it a big time money machine

>'s
>their so different
>Not knowing that SATs are a thing in the UK too
can guess how well you did at them, mate

Aren't SATs taken just before uni? If so, A-levels are probably the equivalent (usually taken at ages 16-18). I got 4As and 1B. I'm not massively intelligent, but I read far more than most people I know (although still far less than people on /lit/), and I think that helped me to have much better reading/writing skills than most. The people I'm comparing myself to are typical normies though, I wouldn't be surprised if lots of people on Sup Forums would be able to do this job.

Ah yes base the economy on importing millions of tonnes of tea

>GCSE's
>English education

You actually learned how to use apostrophes in Standard Grade English, although I can't speak for the new Nat 5s. Don't know why they got rid of the old Scottish system given that it was pretty good.

Don't think matters lad, it's always there lying in wait. You're 10x great grandson could end up having an IQ of 60

How do abo/white mixes even exist. Why would you fuck an abo? Why would someone then fuck a half abo?
Australia why?

is 'french' kissing really good? it looks very awkward

I'm 6'2 with a 7 inch willy and above average looks, they are literally my only good points

SATs are typically taken in 10th grade

Its not my first language don't be rude