I need money Sup Forums. Anybody know any ways to make money, I dont care about the risks if any I just need monie

I need money Sup Forums. Anybody know any ways to make money, I dont care about the risks if any I just need monie.

P.S I have a low paying job.

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find a guy who wants drugs who has no connections, then order drugs to your house via internet and sell at profit

Bump 4 $

take out life insurance then kys

Actually did something like this before but getting bit coins is kinda hard and the process isnt worth it.

Sell yourself into prostitution.

You'll find better answers in /biz

I'm not gay tho

Mug people in the park.

They'd prob give me bs answers

Super easy, be a fake sugar baby on those sugar daddy sites
Scam him out of his money
Just have a rlly good collection of one girl and videos

But you need money.

Pretty good idea

True.

Get a second low paying job.

Too lazy, wouldn't give me enough time to sit on my lazy ass and game

And you thought Sup Forums was the best alternative.

You're beyond help, my financially challenged friend.

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Ok, I'll look into it

MODS?!?!?!

Play poker but only win. Never lose.
>/thread

Nah to lazy to do that

Lost my monie gambling

Fuck you don't close my thread nigger

vchems.com/1p-lsd
Get selling

I don't believe you. As you said you're too lazy to do the simple and obvious thing, so why would you do the reasonable thing?

The best solution is just get a better paying job, and if that isn't immediately possible, make the effort to make it possible.

You're looking for some get rich quick scheme, pyramid scam, or grey market dealing that will net you some easy cash, but those almost always require significant effort, or an intelligence level beyond what you have demonstrated by coming to Sup Forums for financial advise.

I'm not saying there isn't a viable easy way to get money without maximum effort or danger, but my guess is that you are far too stupid to figure out whatever that may be.

How about you ask for more hours at your job nigger or get a new one that pays better

I got arrested for doing this when i was 15. Convicted of felony burglary. Dont do this if you're over 18.

Most people here shouldn't. That's beside the fact anyway, Op wanted a way to get money and didn't care about risks.

Kek. You spent too much time writing this but thanks for r
The response

talk to dante about that 'special job' he had

vchems.com/ethylphenidate-glass-crystal
This one is really good for college students

You're fucking stupid and or lazy. I flip bulk acid and make a killing tax free, the bitcoins are honestly the easiest part

Suicide
No live= no worries

I reckon I have an idea

Heyyyyyyy, thats pretty goood

Can you spoon feed me bitcoin process pls, want to start doing this

Tor drug resale is best if A) you like to do drugs B) you have friends who like to do drugs C) you can save up money and buy bulk online D) live alone or have roommates who won't care E) don't have anyone who depends on you (kids, wife, etc in case you get caught)

I resell from Tor and I mark up around 200-300% (and my buyers resell for 200-300% as well). We make a killing and we all pay for our own supply.

Kek

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>join chemical society
>go to vchems.com
>legally buy drugs that you can sell

Kek just to let you know this isn't OP

Aren't these untested though? What's the good shit on there

There are lots of ways to do it. I personally buy from companies thru localbitcoin.com and do cash deposits. A cash deposit is where you go to a bank, ask to deposit cash in someone else's account, and then the other person whose account you just paid transfers btc to you. I can explain this process in more detail if you like.

There are so many ways to buy btc now, hell you can even buy with a debit, credit, PayPal, bank account... I like cash deposit because then there is no trace on my accounts. (Plus I can launder drug profits easily.)

It's not illegal to buy bitcoins, and don't ever try to use a fake name. It's just stupid and unnecessary.

If you are buying personal amounts I wouldn't bother with a bitcoin mixer. If buying 100, 200+$ amounts, use a Bitcoin blender. I'm not going to spoon feed you this part, it's easy to learn how to do it

Then it's simply a matter of transferring your btc to either the mixer or directly to the deepweb marketplace of your choosing. Alphabay and Dream are popular right now, as well as Oasis and others (also the Majestic Garden for direct vendor/buyer communication- often vendors have better prices on MG). Make an email on Sigaint.org if you use Majestic Garden.

grow shrooms. seriously- no one grows them because they dont understand them, they always sell fast and for the same price as pot (atleast where i am), they take 2-3 months for a crop, its cheap to grow them, , and all your customers will think your a legit wizard.

How to grow and where to buy spores?

Really, you do all that? I just buy them from eBay.

I've tested quite a bit of them
1-p-LSD is a stronger and more euphoric LSD
Ethylphenidate is basically concerta/Ritalin
Al-lad is practically a drunk feeling LSD
You want me to guide you on them I can

I've sold 1-p before. I prefer reselling regular LSD because there's so much more demand and the vast majority of users don't trust RC's, rightly so

Sounds legit to me

spores101.com (for spores)
shroomery.com (for guides)


just be carefull that you dont create poison mushrooms- dead customers cant buy more

Not the same guy but are these marketplaces reputable in your opinion? I've been in New Zealand for over a year so am quite out of the loop, was using Agora and Evolution before

>no one grows them
Nigga what
I've had so many kinds of shrooms
From golden teachers to liberty caps

Fuck off moralfag

Agreed

1-p is so good though
I nearly jerked off to someone's lawn
In Stockton California
At 2 AM
with the methheads out loose
Shits good

Sure

Find a weed dealer, buy around a half oz to an oz for the low ($9-$10 a gram) and go about selling it at the skate park or to little middle schoolers/ high schoolers for $12-15 a gram but really only scale out about .9-.95. Use money made to buy more herb and keep the cycle going. Rinse repeat.

Agora is dead, dunno about evolution. These are the most popular ones right now that I know of. Deepdotweb has a list of other popular marketplaces

Farming.

youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

This really. Every single person I knew in mid/high school were always smoking weed. The moment they gathered up enough money they would blow it on even the smallest amount.

Acids much easier to deal. You most likely won't be dealing to high schoolers. There's no smell and bulk acid is easy to conceal. There aren't nearly as many acid dealers (weeds so fucking easy to find)

Ok so
Like I said, 1-p is euphoric
Except like
Sex euphoria
You can sell each tab for $25 even though you can get them for way less
People don't get a lot of acid in most places so you can mark up the prices a whole lot
The Ethylphenidate you can sell as a nootropic because it helps stimulate more little fingers on neurons
It'll make people feel smarter, help them remember things, and it'll give me that aderall feeling

>and i knew a whopping five people!

>25 bucks for 1-p
>mfw they can order it themselves for 3-4 per bulk

Thing is most clueless hippies will say it's a good deal

Woah, you sure got me!

It's not what you make, OP, it's what you don't spend.

You don't want to buy most of the shot on there unless you're looking to hook people in
Sell the al-lad, sell the 1-p, sell the Ethylphenidate or Methoxphenidate to college students
Sell the acids as party drugs, sell the others to potential university or active university students
Mark up the prices way high on acid, but get about $10 higher on the focus drugs

They have constantly
My friend sells $30 a tab lmao

Get a better paying job.

Now why isn't this stuff illegal?

Lemme introduce you to circle.com

It's for research

Because it's "not intended for human consumption"

Can't it probably kill someone then?

It's a legal gray area right now. I would argue it's illegal technically under the Analogues act in the US, but the Analogues act is an intentionally vague piece of legislation that's intent was to provide ammunition against drugs like 1-p that aren't the same drug but are incredibly similar

I haven't heard of any cases in the US where someone got charged for having 1-p. Last I checked the UK is starting to crack down tho

Can't everything kill someone?

The stimulants yes
Not the two acids I mentioned
Shit like 25i and 2cc can cause heart palpitations though
But you have to OD
25i is more dangerous than the stimulants, funny enough

It's hard to find people looking to buy acid and the charges for selling it are far beyond the reprimand for selling weed.

Analog Act cases are also tough because they have to prove it was knowingly sold for human consumption. That's why all the RC sellers label with "Not for human consumption" "Research use only" "Lab standard" etc.

Way overdoing it. Just be fast. One time i tried to get into a car with an alarm but i set it off and some people chased me a half mile.

>thread starts out asking Sup Forums on how to make money
>Instantly turns into drug dealer thread
>lol

Not in California
Go look for people who are a part of Weird Hollywood Youth and mail it to them
They'll buy for outrageous prices and tell you they're woke lmao

Buy a bag of baking soda from Walmart and a bunch of small ziploc bags. Repackage, visit a town, sell on the streets as high quality blow or some shit. No free samples obvi

Save that for a 'how to get shot?' thread

This is how you get killed nigger

How to get killed 101
Are you 12? You've never bought coke have you?
They'll check

Fine, dnm and buy lsd/nbome/fent like some boring faggot and resell. Better?

>boring
Business ain't boring if you're getting cash

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How has this thread not 404'd already

Good way to get stabbed, and it's still illegal.

>Smuggle weed across state borders
>Steal Magic the Gathering cards from walmart, sell singles online
>Write for online blogging sites like blogmutt.com
>Sell nudes

Sell drugs (shrooms or acid) or do petty theft like from cars or retail stores and resell. People will shit on you, but if you're smart you'll make a lot.

All you faggot druggies always resort to your degeneracy when people ask for money tips. You sicken me. Kill yourselves.

OP, there is no easy, legal way for money. Personally, I'd rather not have to look over my shoulder and go through bitfaggotry and scam children.

Pick up some sporadic extra shifts at work. Sell shit you don't need online. Do some yard work for some older fuckers if you're not that old. Put your money in an investment account you can't touch, wait a couple months, watch it grow like crazy.

Go through your crib and have a garage sale of bullshit. People LIVE for that. Some old fag down the street cleared a couple G's selling old Michael Jackson posters and kitchen spoons and shit.

Conversely, suck cock and film it so you can say you're making a porno if the fuzz catch you.

>no easy legal way
Exactly, but there's an easy illegal way. I'm all about working smarter, not harder

>I dont care about the risks if any I just need monie.
It's not about being a druggie
It's about easy sleezy slippery cash
I don't do the drugs, I just sell em

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