Post your musical pet peeves

Post your musical pet peeves

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>drummer setting a tempo with the sticks

>movie set in a specific year
>soundtrack has music from that genera era but released after that specific year

I just noticed it recently, but in some recordings you can hear a squeaking noise whenever a guitar plays a note
example: youtube.com/watch?v=MAs8Gp5IJiM

That's actually so annoying, fuck

omg fucking this

acoustic squeaks

no I actually love that to be honest, but this is something different

Screamo.
Album skits.
A capella

Whenever someone yells "Hey!" during a song

completely out of nowhere chord changes in the bridge

>background musician tries to get in the limelight

>complete silence for long periods of time.

>song is 20 minutes
>2 minutes of music followed by 18 minutes of silence
I hate this so much

When a melody does not go in its logical direction

For a popular example look at the chorus for Beach House's "Sparks". It stops just short when it could complete into something beautiful and perfect. That is my biggest pet peeve

>Godspeed You! Black Emperor-Providence
>Chance The Rapper-Paranoia

???

>20 minutes of silence after a song
>Realize it's just the end of the album

Sometimes while listening, I remember I am alive, and it makes me sad

dumb or embarrassing lyrics
"haha"
the 4 minutes of silence between the last song and the "secret" "hidden" song when for some reason they are put into the same track

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>"Fire"/"Desire
>"On my knees"/"Please"
>Lyrics repeat words/phrases to no good effect
>Impossibly wealthy and popular singer sings about how hard her life is
>Entire catalog consists of songs about purely vacuous topics, plus one single "time to get real for a moment" song
>Music is fantastic, vocals fuck it up completely and make it unlistenable

There's a reason I stick mostly to instrumental music.

Chance The Rapper is a huge pet peeve of mine

>no I actually love that to be honest
triggered desu

Did you see his new Kit Kat commercial? Are you referencing that or is it just a happy accident?

Ive noticed that a lot of modern top 40 songs have annoying sharp upward notes in the chorus

>it's SOOO catchy

>name is chance the rapper
>"nah let's make him sing"

SOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS

Seems to be an accident!

>"Fire"/"Desire
>higher
>liar

why is fucking every top 40 song these days trying to sound jamaican

>long fade outs
>hand claps
>uke
>punky twee
>american twee

I actually think this album is 10/10 ama

do u prefer coffee black or with some cream or sugar
latte? cappuccino? americano? what are ur opinions

Do you like cute boys?

I like my coffee with honey, sugar, and a decent amount of cream in it actually.

Lattes are great.
Yes I am a white gril

I am str8 so

I hate how trance musicians of the 2010's have to include a fucking drop in their songs. It kinda defeats the purpose, desu.

>Inb4 trance sucks.

>melody
>rhythm

Gratuitous autotune when the singer can't accept that they're not a good singer.

That's just fret noise mixed with a little feedback, I think it sounds really cool when you can get your tone to make that noise with every note played.

>Yes I am a white gril
I heard you on Voice Chat the other day you liar.

I know that feel

Traps aren't gay I promise.

>song ends
>silence for like 8 minutes before a new song begins

>Entire catalog consists of songs about purely vacuous topics, plus one single "time to get real for a moment" song
more like enema of the state or take off your pants and jacket

>SO FAR AWAY

when an album i don't like has a really nice album cover, or viceversa

One Dance

>lyrics involve the phrase, "I(t) feel(s) like..."

>top 40 artists that try to sound emotional but fail miserably

In metal, slow intros trying to be an epic buildup for the first track, and lead into the second.

In classical, when the music goes very quiet and you can hear static

In hip hop, when they unnecerssarily swear too much to try and be badass

>modern pop music that all sounds the same

>when a producer samples something but does nothing special with the sample

>live recording
>cheering and applause are edited out

>sounds

Why buy live albums? Their a waste of money really

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>on my knees
>begging you please

>you can hear the saliva in the singer's mouth

skits, ever. but especially skits that are part of the song. and fucking double-especially skits that are in the middle of a song.

three or three and a half minute instrumental electronic song that follows the verse-buildup-drop structure, and the drop is the exact same each time with zero variation, but the bassline or riff isn't catchy enough to justify this.

>songs about California
>songs about weed
>most skits especially rap ones
>obvious overbearing political message
>generic love songs
>anything reggae influenced
>dumb classic rock voices

any examples?

>songs about weed

Can relate to this. Fuck reggae and ska

/thread

>>most skits especially rap ones
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart, man
All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the class
Not me, I listened
Okay?
I was a hall monitor
This was meant to be
You know how many classes I took?
Extra classes, extra classes
No, I've never had sex
But you know what?
My degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks up to me and says
"Hey, you know what's sexy?"
No, I don't know what it is
But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse
Very fast

>implying I pay for them
>implying pic related and similar albums are a waste of money

>a song released in 2016
>it's about casual sex

>when rappers say "...since I was a snotty nose.."

Cannabis Corpse are one of the only acceptable dude weed bands

y r u here

>baby or children samples

WE DONT WANT NO DEVILS IN THE HOUSE

>rapper is left handed

>rapper says his name

But I love it when a band/artist with pseudonym says their real name.

>metal song, amazing instruments. Vocalist fucks it up
>rap song, voice is that very predictable signature "black guy" voice.
You know what I'm talking about with the second one

>anti Donald Trump protest song
And we are only going to get more in the coming years

>You know what I'm talking about with the second one
uh no, i actually don't

TR-808 cowbell in otherwise great tracks. STOP IT.

>live recording
>audience starts clapping before song is over
you can feel the awkwardness

>too much tambourine
>poorly mixed drums
>concept album but doesn't revisit/re-use riffs or melodies in different songs

>song is religious

Hospice newfag

haven't to it in a while

>"On my knees"/"Please"
aside from that Weezer song, which songs have this?

Montie we all thought you died, I'm sad it wasn't true

>Guitar solo is just the vocal melody
>Screamed vocals
>Drums (the kick especially) sound super pristine
>The song title gets repeated too much in the lyrics
>Bassist is just playing root notes (especially if the guitar's distorted and they blend)

>album has 10 songs
>59 1-second silent tracks between last song and the song before it because lol 69

When the secret track begins with the sound of someone screaming

>It has something to do with politics

>number of members in band is not a prime number

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

it feels like we only go backwards
well it feels like an elephant
it feels like in all of the universe there is nobody for me
feels like my life is ready to blow
feel like a brand new person
cause it feels like murder
cause it made me feel like dying...inside
it just...feels like a past life

When a nice melodic idea or timbric experimentation is wasted by being at the end of the song

Most rap because the lyrics and beat tend to both be shit. Also, tends to be about the same shit as all the others.

Songs that say the word "high" in them, in the context you'd usually expect in a shit pop song.
>We're so hi-
Fuck you.

High notes when they'd sound better low.

Low notes when they'd sound better high.

When someone covering or performing a song drags out a word in the song way fucking longer than it should be just because it's the end of the song, or alternatively, does one of the two just above this post to that word.

Songs that repeat one part of a word so fucking much it's as annoying as stuttering, only on purpose.

Songs that autotune the everloving fuck out of the above.

When an album contains filler "songs" that only serve to add to the """flow"""

>Get Got

The excessive amount of using "uh" "yeah" "aha" "mm" in hiphop

The excessive amount of songs that have the word "night" in their lyrics.

I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN

>song uses parallel fifths in parts that are supposed to be independent
>20+ minute songs that contain no development of the themes in the start/middle of the song, band obviously wrote 4-5 separate songs and tagged them onto each other.
>Retarded key changes (e.g those boy bands that jump from C major to C# major for the last chorus of a song), although actual modulation to dominant, relative minor etc. Are underused in rock music

Lyrics that don't make sense.

I'm looking at you, John.