>you will never have a based italian bro to hang out with
You will never have a based italian bro to hang out with
Italians are lazy.
He would betray you eventually.
But there are many Italians in Germoney
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am i italian now?
No you're appropriating Italian culture which is highly offensive
i'm sorry then
You will find plenty of us there
only if you listen to Albano
>mfw lots of Italian friends
>mfw they get all the pussy in the club
t. Giuseppe Versace
>that feel when the only "Italians" you know are Sopranos tier goofballs on your father's side of the family
feels bad man, they don't even give me gabagool
letting terroni emigrate was a mistake
i can pass for legit Italiano, OP. check this out
buenosimo bengorno! gabbitt gooliii, bippiti boopiiti bappiitti? mamma mia!
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Why would you even want that?
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>tfw you have an Italian bro as a roomate
>tfw he gives awesome advice that got me laid
>tfw he offers carbonara everytime he makes
I do honestly feel bad for anyone who doesn't know this feel.
WATCH IT, CHRISSY
>be of exclusively spanish descent
>be absorbed by this retarded """italian""" """culture"""
I wish there was a way out of this
My cuz is Italian.
I've knocked the cunt out so.
Fucking prick he is.
t. Calogero Mastronunzio