Trips decides how I kill this beetle

Trips decides how I kill this beetle

Put it outside or something idk

Put it up your penis hole and suffocate it in there.

Rolling for this one

rolling as well

drown it in your jizz

Just let it go...

Nother roller

Fuck yes.

GET

Only this

Winrar

Winrar

Winrar

Why is the winning roll always jizz?

Set it on fire.

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Why did you put your life savings next to a beetle

who gives a shit just fucking let it go or squish it or something dude why is this even worth a thread

burn it. simple, easy, quick.

This might take awhile, hold on guys

you probably enjoy zootopia threads, fuck off summerfag

rawlin

periscope it

there's already a winrar fag

Post porn for OP to fap to so that he can jizz on the beetle

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You are a bad man

Christ

One off

Delivvveerrrrrrr!

Winrar

I'm still jerking off hold on

mushroom pee-pee

That fuck is wrong with your dick?

DICK alert

Fucking hell, op, I didn't prerpare myself to see some stranger's dick. I have class in the morning you nigger.

nice mushroom tip

give the beetle a kiss goodnight for me

His dick is fine. The head is just flared out. Nothing wrong with it

OP it takes me a like 2 maybe 3 minutes with good porn. Wtf is the hold up?

What a pleasant @ (you). Fag.

I don't, and I've been here since '09. I'm finally starting to come to terms with the death of this site. This site was always shit but at least before the shit was mildly entertaining.

You got ed?let's move it bitchniqa

with kindness

Shit guys, i don't cum like i used to

Anyone have ang better ideas

what the fuck was that man your load is like 3 drops lmao

Cmon OP what the fuck is that

Check'em.

now eat it

how old are you?

Its what i get for jerking off like 6 times a day lol

time for this

Snort it while it's alive

Op set it on for and dose it with olive oil.

This

Convert it to islam then kill it

You don't. You let it live.

Gas and fire

shit on it

Fire

Drown it in dish soap

Checkm8.

WinZIP!!

Did you jerk off three times today already?

let it bite yo dick

Stick that gerbil in your ass through a tube

Swallow it alive.

Nofaggot.

Keep it in your nose

Ah I feel you, My gf left for school last week and my life has become working and jerking 24/7.

Crunch it between your teeth

alright fag, here's the plan

step 1. cover the top of the bowl with saran wrap
step 2. punch a hole in the saran wrap
step 3. acquire White-Out and some tape, preferrably clear
step 4. liberally pour white out through hole in plastic
step 5. tape that hole shut

the fumes from the white-out are really strong, and the bowl is small enough to effectively create a gas chamber, killing him slowly.

Crush it up the bum-hole

Just eat it you pussy!!!

Reroll

Smack it with your dick now

Drown in cum

Stuff it in your ass and asphyxiate it.

reroll

reroll

Put it on the face of whoever is closest to you, try to make them eat it.

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He tried.
>>OP
Let it live my friend

nice

don't forget to post pics of the process op

WINNNAAAARRR

Winrar

WINRAR

HURRAY

Space Program, of course !

Damn didn't see that

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WINRAR!!!

Winrar

Become obsessed with him, stalk him outside of his home and shoot him.

This is gonna be good

one off
also gas chamber, then space program :^)

not one off, my autism levels are high today

Alright I doubt I have white out but adhesive or spraypaint should work right

Put it in booty

who the fuck has white out

Stick it up your ass