Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed

Tired right now. Work was all over the place.
>which straya though :^)

remind me to stock up porn if ever go there then.
>loli and a-cup porn is supposed to be illegal over here
ain't stopping me though
>did you play it yet
Overwatch you mean? yeah, i got like a few months ago.

Allahu Snackbar! Hiya Karen!

here

Dude it was boring. Played Bloodborne chilled with mami and shit. now me and moka and kurumi are just fuckin around on the stream. Livin that moe life yo. I watched season 2 of is the order a rabbit.

Dude did you watch Anne happy yet? fuckin show is a QT factory and i'ts funny as hell.

still here

Fairly good i suppose.
How about yours?
Figured you'd have been executed for being a fag by now or something.

I slept for 30 minutes now I'm going to be awake all night again

>silly filename/10
And the people here are assholes. It's probably like that everywhere, but I feel like people are especially more douchey here.
>not sure if joke or just mispelling
My pretty sleepy, my dude. Sorry for my autism with wording, spelling, and grammar.
Sounds neat. Which would you watch first?

:^)

[test/spoiler]

nigger

Ohhhhhhhhh shit is that a blonde?

Thats a memelord right there.
',:^)

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>life on ez mode
heck yeah, my dude (・ω・)

ebin test dude :DD
to spoiler do this:
text
but take out the x

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Claiming Akiko

What's going on in this thread?

Nothing now. Fun Police is here.

i can't really reccomend any since i've only seen the original '95 series. but if you do check it out, skip ep 24 and 25 and watch "end of evangleion" instead if you want a more accurate experience. 24 and 25 are more like character analysis since gainax blew the budget so hard they couldn't afford to finish the cells.
well karen is shitting up the thread. there's that
ayy

It's almost 4 AM and I've got uni in a few hours.
If you're reading this, have a good night, Juri.
Forgive me, once again, for not properly replying.

Ah.
My cutest kommander.

Hi there, Akiko.
Have a good one as well.
>Goodnight everyone.

No fun here officer, just feels

Well well. Right back at it then. What a faggot, am I right?

Hello and goodbye Ruri

Hi Shino. What's up?

Claimed.

and what's wrong with being a faggot?

>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
no u
also these pictures are pretty hot

something happened?

Yep yep, you can still use tor and some proxies, but accessing Sup Forums is almost impossible. It was for me at least.
I'm pretty sure all porn is illegal here. But it's illegal in the sense that we pretend we dont have it but everyone secretly does.
Who's your favorite hero? Done competitive yet?

ohayo, how's your day been so far?

Not yet dude not yet, I gotta get back to dorms first and I think I'm gonna watch the order is a rabbit anime first. But its on the list I promise yo

>Figured you'd have been executed for being a fag by now or something.
Well they didn't catch me yet
Mine was pretty good, was back in my old room, downloading anime, playing games, sleeping and more games. All day every day for a full month. Much yes.

Grab her quick!

Who might the fun police be? :(

ew go away

Sleep tight Ruri

o, who are you?

Heyo there, Juvia, how was your day so far?

nothing watching dumb shit and debating which /x/ doc im gonna put on for bed. What about you?

sup mai
sup beep boop?

I'll watch it on a particularly slow day, then. Thanks for the suggestion~.

So, when did you get your qt robot waifu? How will you do lewd things to her if she not soft and squishy like a qt human gril?

I'm done too. My reactions are starting to get weak in matches now.


Goodnight Ruri, and thread.

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Absolutely nothing.

Well that's good. Sounds like a pretty good time.
Glad you didn't get executed too.
Took too long of a nap and will probably be up all night now. Oh well. Watching a twitch stream i suppose.

Boo

>Tor
yeah nah, Sup Forums is pretty solid against proxies. unfortuantely. evading a b& is apain in ass like that.
>done competitive
I finished competitive, by time season 1 ended i was like 34. i fucking love playing as junkrat and mercy. but i'm pretty loose on choosing heroes. who do you normally play as?
nothing much, passing time. checked my bike and turns out it's front wheel is fucked though. What kind of /x/ docs do you have? Ghost? alien?
no problem. I found jenny when i was like 4 but i fell in love when i was 10 when i had to babysit my moms friends girl. i ended up liking it after that.
>How will you do lewd things to her if she not soft and squishy like a qt human gril?
simple, i'd just fuck her like a human. that's the thing about robots, you can do more than you can to a human. what about your waifu? when did you meet her?

Booooooored

what chemicals are they putting in them? is that blood coming out of the blond girls back

Seriosly wish that I knew.
But yes, that is blood.

thats my shino! i have that pic it's a goody.

Same here man.

I CANT HANDLE YOUR CUTE.
Blonde+kitty+fishy=HNNNNNGGGGG

Naps are a good idea so i don't blame you.

Eye'm feeling very 0s and 7s today!

She is mine.

Eh, kinda so-so. How about yours?

no
it's goro

(Determined Karen 33.jpg)
I'm doing fine, and you?

they both probably have lost a good amount of blood. why are they getting lewd? maybe the chemical is the stuff they pump into old Bane

>fell in love when i was like 10
Damn, how old are you now? Still going strong!
>tfw no android waifus yet to make women obsolete

Well, I watched Nichijou when the anime came out, and really liked it. Read the manga, fell in love with the cartoon I liked, and here I am!
How much space do you have taken up for pictures of your waifu?

Well for starters you're a faggot.

no u

Goodnight.

Good luck for tomorrow, I wish you the best for everything.

Well, Gumi is being pumped with green chemicals, no idea what that shit is but it's green. And Lily is being pumped with blood...? Or drained..? And also no idea why they're lewd, but it looks noice.

>

Not getting executed is kind of a plus I guess
What about you? Still living the neet life?

Yep, and tor circuits are also blocked by Sup Forums
Mercy is usually a solid pick even in maps where she's not good.
I got like 34 hours on dva now I think and 12 on symmetra. tracer, mercy and reaper after that and then the rest are just kinda balanced with the tanks being above the rest
I got to like 60 thanks to friends helping me out hardcore with my placements but I couldnt really move, always win one lose one
Also holy shit thats a nice pic

>Blonde+kitty+fishy=HNNNNNGGGGG
this

Hopefully it becomes better, mine is alright so far considering I just woke up. I gotta split to stuff very soon I think. Just getting to say hi before I go

Decent enough! I gotta leave to take care of things though very soon though.

that's fucking adorable

why is she missing an arm? going to go with drained. why would you put more blood into someone unless they already lost some

You hadn't seen little loli Akiko before? She could fit right in Kiniro Mosaic next to Karen

omfg where is that from its AMAZING!

>SAVED

>how old are you now?
mid to late twenties. all i'm gonna say
>i still need to see nichijou
>but slice of life makes me feel like i haven't accomplished anything
>this is a struggle i face everyday
my folder is like 15mb. I'm just really discriminating on jenny images. i might go through the episodes and make a bunch of screencaps one day.
>fucking someone and stealing their blood
genius
I jerk off to futa cocks. i know i am
i normally play meryc for attack maps. Reinhardt+bastion+mercy is almost unstoppable. especially with a pharah and mcree searching the area.
>won two maps on dorado straight and stole POTG as bastion with mercy aiding
it's like my teen years playing TF2 all over again.

those fucking filenames show your genius

Are you sure she hasn't lost some?

Got a quad kill as junkrat with the bomb tire, mercy revived them, my pc disconnected.
>I'll never know if I got potg.

well unless she has lost both of her feet or something i dont see her losing a considerable amount before draining. unless its really fucked up and they just want to see what happens when you dump more blood into someone

Early twenties over here, my man.
Oh, I know that feel. Well, kind of. I usually can't take a lot of anime seriously, so the only stuff I like is the comedy slice of life cute stuff.
Mine is 69.2 mb, I think.
step up, boi-o

That's how you get high blood pressure!

Simmer down.
Oh yeah. Still doing absolutely nothing.
It's rather boring, frankly. Starting to run out of money too.

>I jerk off to futa cocks
That's pretty ghey m8
>Reinhardt+bastion+mercy is almost unstoppable
Good times. It's strong but really easy to counter

You probably did if they were all full health when they died

Well yeah but you can get it a more natural way

Just work stuff. Seemed like a slow day but Im still tired from it.

I'm still on episode 5 cause I'm a lazy shit and I dont want to watch it without screenshotting more Ana kek
and I cant really do that now around family cause you know how tame and non lewd oniiai is

I have no idea lmao I just found it while searching for Karen pics
Oh you might like this one too, look on the left on the bottom, Shino is spazzing out from blonde overdose

kek, that is pretty cheesy but at some point people will start countering it with their own bastion mercy and someone to take out the pharah, mcree
Ay either way glad you're enjoying it

Look who it is, caught me just as I was leaving

What? Government doesn't pay you anything?

>She could fit right in Kiniro Mosaic next to Karen

say no more fam.

my skills are top notch

>shino

Claiming best girl

Ah, well I hope your day is good. Take it you got a lot to do?

Space engine is such a /cozy/ program

It's my only talent as a human being
I can never get riptire to work right. I'm always getting trip-kills with mines and lobbing grenades. i guess people are just good at listening for it.
i'm goign to assume it's just a dialysis machine and it's the ultimate love-making session
>
as i said, i barely have any screencaps because i don't have time to go through episodes and make them.
i only pull off the mercy+hardt+bast once before changing strategy. a well placed tracer fucks everything.
>that's pretty ghey
and that's why i call myself bi. certainly can't call myself straight when i have 300mb of futa
oh well, if only my ping wasn't shit. as i said above i only do it once and the moment we fall apart we change to a more escort-like strategy. assuming my team listens to me that is.
S M U G
M
U
G

Dude im dying over here thats so fucking funny.

she looks almost creepy

Im calm but then u post another with the same specs as the last one. why u do this.

oops, meant to post this image

I'm not taking anything from the government. I'm lazy, not a moocher. Come on now.

I am aware my waifu is trash. Suck it.

why would you do dialysis through the back? maybe i am missing out. maybe it is a huge turn on to lose an arm or have your blood pumped.

I got the tire behind reindharts shield as they pushed to take a point, my while team was dead, no idea tbh. Mercy may have healed them.
It's bad either way!
Got ya! Now get lewd.
I have no idea what I'm doing. I just started playing, and stopped because my laptop can't handle it. 8fps-2fps.
Love junkrat though.
>My "crush" before I knew about animoo.

claimed

dunno, maybe her arms gonna be cut off so doing through the back would save her the hassle.
> maybe it is a huge turn on to lose an arm or have your blood pumped.
for me it can turn me on because the idea of a missing arm making them more submissive. idk maybe I'm just sick in head like you said.
>8-2
jesus christ, i thought getting 20-30 fps was bad for my laptop. are you using intel HD?

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Well probably because i'm a bully. I dunno.

what should you do to fix it nurse Mizore.
she does have 2 arms. wouldnt it be hard to find an sort of blood vessel in the back? maybe i dont know

Get on that shit asap you lazy nigger
>you know how tame and non lewd oniiai is
Yea, I know. It basically promotes celibacy

Don't bother

>once before changing strategy
That's for the best. It's a really good strat to stop the first rush and a lot of fun seeing them get mowed down
>300mb of futa
Wew lad
Remember: it's not gay if it is a feminine penis

Well I only know this because when I got the quadra with bae I got straight 100's. Got potg even though they all got rezzed so I guess a Mercy rez doesn't give 100 PpP

It's an old laptop, like 5ish years now?
AMD vision A6 says the sticker.
>People who complain about 20-30
Maybe I've always just had shit graphics but that is managable.
Leeches. Always leeches.
Junkrat mine launch is what got me hooked on him.

it's just another mystery of life like 9/11.
mowing down everyone and then winning the match because none of them expected a completely different team comp feels fucking amazing.

actually now i wonder, does killing a bunch of people, having them rezed and killing them straight after count as a new kill on the killstrak?
>it's not gay if you censor the dick

Hm, I get you, just the day being long, yeah?

Eh not really but I'm lazy so just getting out of the house is a lot to me, either way I'll be doing it soon I think. Just college stuff before I go there

Australia ping must be pretty garbage, on good days my ping is 120 and it goes up to 200 sometimes. Pretty annoying

Shino is the best and cutest meme girl, her reactions really do set up some of the best shit in the show. Kinmoza would literally not be the same without her. Like Karen and Yoko do the same thing of being stupid/happy but Shino just takes the cake kek
Honaka comes close but still, not Shino
Damnit dude now I have to go watch it again

Time to get a job then. Or be homeless, I mean they're both chill options
you can mooch internet off mcdonalds

I actually find her really cute. Her and Sakura are pretty fucking useless throughout the entire show though. Really annoying.

Don't do this to me ;w;
Also, you probably already turned dow nthe graphics but try turning down the resolution or render scale a bit further, it turns the game more blurry but it becomes more playable.

mines only a few years old. it's a complete cocktease when i can almost max out, but can't have hi-res shadows or anti-aliasing because of the vram.
>840m
>2.4gh cpu
>rip in peace fallout 4

>jenny

i dont have any and sounds like it wont work
one is history another you can have an experiment

College? What are you studying? I don't think I ever asked.

He's tons of fun. I love him.
It's a shame he falls off in the higher tiers

>does killing a bunch of people, having them rezed and killing them straight after count as a new kill on the killstrak?
Yes.
Potg is 15 seconds long. Say you kill 4 in 7 seconds, 3 seconds rez time, and then kill 2 again you will get potg since you got more points in that time window. The reason potg is so busted is because it's based upon numbers like this
>tfw Torbjorn's corpse gets potg

Yeah. Honaka playing tennis and yelling "blonde hair" every time she hits the ball is great. Anyhow have a good night man glad to see u back. Im going to beds.

have a good night, bully with vigor.

>Minimum settings
>Minimum resolution
>Everything from Vsync to shadows are off
I know all the tricks, rip me, need to finally upgrade. Still haven't played fallout4 yet.
>Ripperoni
That's where the line was drawn was the release of fallout4, haven't been able to play anything past that release.
Are you questioning leeches!?
They work 75% of the time 100% of the time EVERYTIME! All the time.
Does he? I'm only like level 5, still learning maps and mechanics.

occasionally i get 32png but most matches are 100 to 300 which makes the "favor the shooter" system feel unfair
>wipe out a reaper as mercy (totally ins lef-defence) but still die
>turns out on his cam i never hit him and got me at point blank
>one is history another you can have an experiment
i'm sorry what? to me that just sounds gibberish
no wonder i see reapers getting POTG. many of them kill the same people because of a mercy rez.
>not having a D.VA corpse get POTG

Nah don't think i'll be homeless any time soon.
Good night Shino.

Is australia even real? Has anyone went to check?
What if somebody just put it on the map and nobody bothered to see if it was real?

yeah i am. i dont want some small animal to suck my blood.
9/11 is history. you will never really know probably. you could have an experiment with 2 people for the other thing though

steve irwin is dead

Doll claimed.
Good morning.

Might as well put 'Here be dragons' over it to be honest.

>first post
>jesus trips
>checked

m8 i can't even play skyrim anymore because my fans are dying. but i still have warranty that i don't wanna void. so i can't clean or dust my craptop.
i think F4 might run, but i can't stand having draw distance and texutres down since i see them as the more important part of visuals
>walk forward one step and die
>bandit was only a few feet away
shit happened when i was playing skryim on low
i'd love to timestamp a pic but my internet is too slow to upload. guess we'll never find out
maybe if i kidnap some kids and try it out. i mean, if i hide the evidence right i might get away
>trips
absolutely stunning entrance darling, I'd give it a 8/10.

>pic

morning doll. sleep well?
would not recommend attempting it

Nico Nico Nii~
How are we all doing tonight?