How fucked are you?
Looks like my aunt is going to sodomize me with a guitar.
How fucked are you?
Looks like my aunt is going to sodomize me with a guitar.
my gf is going to shove a beer bottle up my ass...
hmmm...okay
My dad is going to shove a toilet paper roll up my asshole
Looks like my friend is gonna shove a pot of flowers up my ass
An Archpriest is going to shove a wall up my ass. Lovely!
realistically, that's probably the best outcome here
This girl I've been fucking is Gunna shove a Guinea pig up my ass. Can either go really good or really bad lol.
Bashimir is going stick a lamb up my brown-star!
oh no!
72 year old gay man is shoving an empty coke can up my ass?
When it crumples and gets sharp edges, it gun hurt.
Some dude I haven't spoken to in a year shoves a pillow up my ass
Not so bad
KEk there's a guitar to my left also. luckily i have no friends/contacts in my phone, jokes on you
>a lamb
>a
>lamb
Were the fuck are you? A petting zoo?
Not so fast, hot dog. How about the last person you talked to?
A chick called Chloe is gonna shove a desk up my ass, how fucked am I?
Anna is sticking an iPhone up my ass
my dad, fuck that
Jokes on you i don't hav any friends and have no contacts
Best mates gonna shove a whole memory foam pillow up my arse.
My friend Addy is gonna shove a razor blade up my ass. Holy fucking shit.
Looks like a very large man is shoving a standalone air conditioner up there, so
my brother is going to stick a fork up my ass.
>i dont like my brother enough to let him get away with that. Blood is coming
Sure you don't faggot
My mother-in-laws cousin (female) is going to shove a small screwdriver up my butt.
>Looks like my aunt is going to sodomize me with a guitar.
Again?
The second person in my contacts is sitting next to me. How does this work?
They're gonna climb up your ass like a centipede.
Only one option, bro. He or she will have to turn you into a sleeping bag. They gotta crawl in there feet first.
my dealer is gonna shove my gopro up there? no thanks.
Geez.
He's 6ft and wieghs 140kg
Then you're in for a bad time.
Good luck then.
my mom is going to shove an entire couch up my ass
My sister is 2nd on my contacts
Also to my left
Anons contact list:
Dad
Mom
My old probation officer is going to shove a flashlight up my ass. I'm ok with this.
sadly true
Bud is gonna eviscerate me with farrier's pliers.
Ima bleed out.