This guy hits on your girlfriend. What would you do?

this guy hits on your girlfriend. What would you do?

you are beautiful

Roll initiative and hope I'm a higher level.

sit back and enjoy my hypothetical girl friend fuck with this guy's head

Ask him to gimme his damn tots.

I dont understand

uppercut

Ask him to give it his best shot.

I'd laugh, she'd laugh, we all would have a good ol chuckle.

But if it persisted I'd bury him where foundations are going to be laid.

trust me, she would be the one that persisted

get my guild to back me up

>I have a girlfriend.
You can't rustle the wizard.

Take off his glasses and spit on his face and put them where they were

Attend her funeral

knock you the outs and perform rectal prolapse inside oral cavity how about those them apples friend

sadly nothing.

I'd back da fuck up. This man is nobody to be fucked with.

do something faggot. be a man

yeah, do something faggot

Who could resist that stache?

Turn 360° and walk away

I'd laugh and compliment him on his brazenness.

360 degrees mean you turn around in a complete circle to face him again...

Kek.
Also steal his delicious bass.

>Being this new.

>you fell for it

Let him have his way

>baited

Hit on his body pillow

I would accept that an alpha male has beaten me and leave with honour.

You got baited, faggot