>be me >be living with parents still because end of highschool and no job >be autistic faggot that can't get a gf even if I gave her a kidney >during the summer break little sister is home all the time >can't bust a nut at home, I'm starting to have blue balls >I devise a plan >there's a forest half a mile from my house, nobody walks through it until late fall or early spring >say that I'm going running through woods >family buys it >every time I'd go to forest I'd jerk off
Continue? I have everything prewritten Just say more and I'll delliver
Gavin Ross
Just get it over with
Nicholas Lopez
Shameless self bump
Josiah Hernandez
Sounds like Maximum Autismo so cont OP
Nicholas Morgan
Snowy Penis Forest you say?
Parker Anderson
MORE
Joshua Ortiz
Fuck, the file got deleted, fuck, I'll write as fast as I can
Caleb Foster
Idiot. Goin to sleep. Night fagfarts
Liam Lewis
>Be OP >Start greentext >file deleted >create new file >"Candleja
Lincoln Fisher
>fast forward two months >3 days ago >come to the well known place >look around >nothing >start porn (it's mute) >whip out dick >start the motion >ohyeah.gif >heard something >oh shit >fuuuuuck.mp3 >dick is still on hand >see colour from a far >snap out of shock and put dick back in pants >crouch >lucky me I have brown shirt and trousers >unlucky me I'm pale as cottage cheese >see from 100 ft away a fucking family of 4
Cont?
Camden Kelly
Kek
What the fuck is a candlej
Andrew Allen
>Fuckin' Family of four This gonna be some incenst shit or what?
Ryder Jackson
>they surprisingly don't see me >what the fuck are they doing here >wait until they are 250 ft away >this is my chance >start running >like fucking retard I am I managed to stomp every leaf and branch >crunchingintensifies.mp3 >managed to fall >got up >look around >nothing to see >run for 6 more mins It gets juicier after this
Robert Gonzalez
No nigger
Ryan Clark
Just post already!
Jackson Perry
>can't run anymore >decide to stop >take a breathe >I sound like a spastic cat >my heart is pounding like an mk-47 >I need to scream >shit here it goes >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.mp3 >sound like an autistic pig >somebody probably heard it >decide to walk some more > after 10 mins I find myself in unknown part of forest >finnaly can breathe normaly >look around >nobody here, no noise whatsoever >decide fuck it, I won't have this chance in a longest time >jerk off >feelsoddman.jpg Cont?
Ethan Ortiz
cont man just post it all ffs
Mason Harris
no
Kayden Parker
Getting Juicy
Hudson Johnson
Keep going or im jumping
Jason Nguyen
>tired af >decide to walk straight home >took me an hour > I was wet from sweat, it was like I fell in water >shower myself >lay in bed >pass out next day: >I was preparing to go for a "run" >lil sis says don't go >saywhat >says that new neighbours heard a wild hog and found tracks of it >SAYWHAT.mp4 >appearently the family of 4 are new neighbours >they went for a search of shrooms since where they used to live there were shrooms all year long >they atleast didn't notice me >they followed the tracks, and even heard me when I screamed >my autistic screamed scared them of
Close to end, continue?
Jackson Rivera
This shit got like lowkey funny now but yeah go on ig
Bentley Bailey
Stop stopping just cont people are getting mad
Julian Walker
>My autistic scream scared them off >Wild hog
Elijah Reed
Why not jerk off in the bathroom like a normal person?
Brandon Murphy
Trudat
Dylan Brooks
...
Michael Diaz
>another day passes >my balls are starting to hurt >still can't go in forest >turns out I got in even deeper shit >hunters that live near the area I screamed went to forest to catch a wild hog >mfw it was me >mfw my time of running in forest is over >mfw my balls are blue as deep sea >mfw the fucking hunters caught a real hog
I have mixed feeling about this Sup Forums Knowing that I used to jerk off in a forest with wild hogs Knowing that my screams caused a wild hog season in the woods Knowing that my balls are still blue and in pain
Cameron Phillips
My sister litteraly sleeps in a room next to the bathroom
Cameron Butler
does she have a fucking window looking into it? WTF are the walls paper thin?
Angel Gray
YOU KILLED THE HOGS YOU DEMON! You must sacrifice yourself for them. Do something stupid and post pic!
Jackson Butler
How fucking loud are you turn the shower or the faucet on or something
Xavier Long
Man stealth wank bro lol or go for a "long shower"lol
Brandon Watson
Pfff, my sister sleeps next to my room. Just mute the fucking porn, or Fap to pic's
Jordan Barnes
Blame it on a spooky ghost
Juan Davis
Hold on, in a minute
Daniel Jones
Would of been funnier if after you seen that family you got attacked mid jerk lol
Landon Sanders
are you satisfied
Nathan Gomez
No it wouldn't
Ryder Morris
It's OK i guess.
Carter Jenkins
Thank you OP, I needed a laugh tonight
Easton Bell
You are welcome user, if there are some updates to this I'll post more in soon future
Tyler Gutierrez
Thred is ded
Ian Ramirez
Is this all that there is?
Samuel Murphy
Op here, yeah this is all that there is
Hunter Thompson
Awww shiet Just when it started to get good
Brody Fisher
y`all fill up my heart
Christopher Richardson
fucking terrible greentext. just so you know OP this weak ass shit will never be screencapped
Xavier Reed
I am fully aware of that
Chase Cox
The premade text was better but since the file got deleted (my phone shut down and the file didn't save changes)