ITT: we poorly describe our 5 favourite albums and other anons try to guess them

ITT: we poorly describe our 5 favourite albums and other anons try to guess them
>Singer-songwriter peaks at the age of 23 thanks to godlike session musicians and the uncanny ability to speak directly to the listener's soul while saying nothing at all
>Best artist of the 1970s gets high as shit, resumes Hitler's search for the Holy Grail
>Cultural Appropriation: The Album
>The only album that can accurately be described as progressive dreamfunk
>Beautiful melodies floating in a cloud of white noise

First one is Astral Weeks

Guessing the third is Remain in Light

>"i-it sounds cheap on p-purpose"
>producer makes his rapping voice even worse
>fat guy rips off 9 artists (not really)
>2 hours of detroit classics
>dude sampling lmao. oh yeah there's music too
four is long season, five is loveless

second is a quasimoto album?
fifth could be any album, but maybe endtroducing or since I left you since they're the go to plunderphonics examples

>long album that feels twice the length it actually feels because of slow songs

>you're a fucking disgrace cunt

>sad album about politics and war

>prog album that sounds very 70s

>thank god for eno and fripp

both right, and 5th is endtroducing

Both right
Right on Loveless, no on Long Season which however is the closest sounding album to the one I mean

5 is Heroes?

second is station to station?

>monotony and angst; super spaced out, sparse and bleak
>surreal spoken word/operatic poetry over microtonal instruments
>sociology/psychology major type guy writes a rock opera about a serial killer
>everyone says it's angsty, but I just think of it as Smashing Pumpkins/Radiohead/Slint/so many other bands, but better
>one of the most essential multi disc sets for modern classical

First is Deathconsciousness

Yes

right-o

third's by pearls before swine maybe? balaklava?

1. F#A# or Soundtracks?

nope, think cheap as in the individual sounds used

Nope, it's instrumental (should've revealed that originally)

>"i-it sounds cheap on p-purpose"
that dean blunt album?

number 3 is Remain in Light

not him but close
he's apart of the same "group" that people talk about on Sup Forums

#4 is my beloved 98.12.28

>Mr Bungle with breakdowns
>dude my sister committed suicide lmao
>Kyary Pamyu Pamyu on acid
>chugging a bottle of sunscreen
>Oasis playing a Can tribute album

Is the 4th that one Juan Atkins compilation?

yes, good job for getting it

Ok, I'm changing my description for #4:
>The only album that can accurately be described as progressive dreamfunk that isn't by Fishmans

ayy #2 Electro Shock Blues

2 is spiderland

Moon Safari?

nope

>Sorry not sorry, the album
>Party music, except it's actually good and too harsh for normie parties
>"user, why does that dog have tits"
>White people make funk better than black people
>East coast rap classic with the smoothest flow ever

>guitars giving the s u c c
>beep bop i am a computer: 70's edition
>the titanic sunk and some lady goes on a spiritual adventure
>the album includes heartfelt lyrics such as "skadeododsafdapbaldadasdfsadfsdfloolololololasdfadfaodosidfoa"
>shoegaze shill-core

sixty-nine?

3 is desu gripsu

2 is the man machine

>a bunch of teenagers record something very dark despite not being very unhappy
>a guy doesn't like industrialization
>singer songwriter with beautiful voice talks sings about the guys she fucked
>man is angry about the government, writes really long songs about it with his band
>singer with wonderfully distinct vocals sings over beautiful, dreamy melodies

yea, i probably should've said robot instead but o well too late now

>>singer songwriter with beautiful voice talks sings about the guys she fucked
Taylor Swift?

>singer with wonderfully distinct vocals sings over beautiful, dreamy melodies
Cocteau Twins or Beach House

If 4 isn't ar kane or fishmans I gotta check this out asap

Is 5 Loveless?

YA
MA
HA

#5 is The Low End Theory

It's actually Crack The Skye.

yep
nope

nope on either
the singer songwriter one is from before 2000 if it makes it any easier

First must be Pinkerton.

>Gay Haitian/Canadian's Beat Tape
>2 Disc Electronica Symphony
>Two dudes one from New York one from Oxnard, Madonna Cover Rip Off
>Asian guy who looks like Giraffage, but isn't Giraffage
>Shitty Punk Band from Sacramento Who Decided to make Hip Hop, Haha it's a dick

1 is 99.9%
5 is No Love, Deep Web

Nosaj Thing and Death Grips

>TECHNOLOGY IS DESTROYING MY LIFE

>IM SAD AND BRITISH AND WHINE ABOUT LOVE AND SUCH

>TWO BRITISH LADS MAKE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT

>JAZZY RAP THAT DISGUISES THE MEH LYRICS

>IM SORRY: THE ALBUM

It was supposed to be slightly different pop btw

OKC
Disintegration
idk last three

Last one is discipline?

Right on OKC
Second was the rival of the cure

damn The Smiths was my second guess. S/T?

Moz and the Straight White Men - Fuck Ol Lizzie

> Tool but better and Australian
> Weird harp lady sings medieval songs
> Coping with ur best friend's suicide - the soundtrack
> Fugazi meets disco
> 4 angry white kids mix grindcore and harsh noise but really well also there's an old japanese guy helping too

1 Tame Impala Innerspeaker
2 Joanna Newsom
3 Swans Filth
4 LCD Soundsystem
5 Merzbow and Sun Kil Moon

OP here, nobody got my #4 and since this thread could use a bump I figured I'd let you know. It's just Future Days, guess there's more progressive dreamfunk out there than I thought.

Listened to that album yesterday and never even considered it.

Joanna Newsom is yes
The rest is no

Which Joanna Newsom tho?

I love future days but I never really saw the dream aspect desu

the third one is In Absentia?

Ys