Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

last one:

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphasic_and_polyphasic_sleep#Historical_norm
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thanks for the thread cirno

I play almost anyone, really. I enjoy all the characters... except for symmetra. I hate her so much
Ooh nice. PC or console?

Claimed

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Well, of course I had to make it... baka~!
I'm the STRONGEST, after all

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Oh yeah, for Karen, btw, there was one other pic I was gonna post.

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Claimed, desu~

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Nice 9's, Sacchi

Yo

STRONGET?

dammmmm....

I'm gonna try one more time, for quads 6's.

ok, sorry. gotta go one more.

Hol up.

Oh well....

I'll just continue waiting for my picture. Draw guy (Sherlock, was it?) is still here?

Ay yo nigga what's really good

Claiming before uni

Kek
>i dont get the joke

oh kool. I start again on like the 14th.

What you studying?

I'm Business with a Concentration in Info Tech

Calamity-masu'd

School starts, will be on and off

Just chillin my man.

Claiming Felix

Doll
>No matter how many things I file I always end up losing something important.
THIS
>Hi, here's my folder filled with 93 papers stretching from five months before I joined this college
>Okay but do you have this paper that you had to dig out from under the Cedar tree in north lebanon?
FUCK
Road trip to wear? What are you doing?

Homura
>gym shorts
wew, love it.
What's a rhotacism? Can you eat it?

>Fiora was bad and blizz made her worse
You mean rito brito :^)
It's not that hard to play well you just need to lunge in the right direction and get those vitals in
Just the ult is the dumb thing it's sometimes really really hard to see which vitals are up when you're in a fight with a million flashing colors.

Fool
Yep yep, take care of him. Protect the smile!

Thanks for baking with good rules and on time. Appreciated!
Again, thank you for that too.

Hiya, when do you have to leave?

Info tech is a specialization in business? For real? I'm studying business too.

College, Rem?

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>Wedding dresses.
Oh my...

Have a good day, Rem user

Well, Cirno is the STRONGEST in all of Gensokyo, so she made the new thread... before anyone else. It was a big task, but someone STRONG had to do it.

Me too man that's what's up

forgot pic oops

Ooh i see now.

They can't really smile.

Comfy people in comfy thread. I missed this.

Hey.

I missed you.

>Info tech is a specialization in business? For real? I'm studying business too.
Well, I go to an online college, and they kinda let you "Build Your Own Degree".
IT is NORMALLY only for SMT (Science, Math, and Technology) majors, but because CIS (Computer Info Systems - more [Management] MIS for Business) is for BOTH SMT and BME [Business, Management, and Economics], you can USE IT as a concentration.

To be more correct, it's basically a cross-curriculum degree, but since I WAS specifically in Business, but took a lot of CS courses in my last year of Community College, I was able to apply almost all the Business credits, and then just stack some extra CS courses on top.

I guess you could say, my degree is BETWEEN CIS and IT, but it's technically called "BME+IT"

>comfy
>writing replies to whole thread
How do you even? My brain can handle at max two or three.

>rhotacism is the inability or difficulty in pronouncing the sound r
Hard Rs are specially hard for me to pronunciation, like when it's the first letter in a word. If I say something like 'Ruri' there's a big chance you won't understand it the first time I say it.

Blizz, Riot, different problems, same stupidity levels. Speaking about Blizz, how is WoW going?

This new ult has a lot more counterplay than her old one and also doesn't feel as much rewarding, but that's just the opinion of someone who played the new Fiora once in ARAM.

Doll claimed.

Same, don't play much attack though. I'm on console, but I'll probably buy pc version when my computers not shit.

It's a curse, it really is.
Kek, feels like that. The worst is when you have an entire folder and your like, nah don't need that letter. And that letter is the ONE THING you need.
Just out and about, going to a city for a big shop with the family.

When are we meeting up man?

agreed. Thread is very calm today. I love it

Ooh okay. I dont play much defense.
Alright! Once you get it on pc wanna play together or something?

Pretty soon my dude

It better be my man, it better be. What's your girth?

Can I claim my actual gf as my waifu or does it have to be a retarder Japanese cartoons? And how autistic do I have to be to post here just wondering?

you have to be at least esdeath level autist

I drew something for doll real quick :^)

Well idk what that is so I must not even be in the same league of autism

want to fix that? ^.^

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Is my Cirno one getting closer?

You can just smell the fat weaboo who drew this

Hey Taiga, nice to see you still posting, how've you been?

Hey there, how's your month been? Nice to see you again.

Woah, what country do you live in? That sounds amazing.
I'm probably just going into finance, not much choice unfortunately, you enjoying your major so far? You seem like you got it all figured out and under control if you're able to switch courses around that confidently.

It's nice and slow, I can post something then grab something to eat or work out and read the conversations when I get back. Just lay back and take it all slowly. Typing and reading, all day. Feelsgood.
I'm gonna b honest the biggest turn on about the swimsuits is the belly button for some reason.

I never noticed the rhotacism you have. But the more you know...
The ult is pretty good but not for the healing honestly, just having the movement speed bonus up is great, and the four vitals are pretty good damage.

WoW is... eh.
I don't really want to buy legion because I don't think I'll be able to put in the time to play it.
I got a monk on the alliance side at level 70 to play with my irl friend and a warlock on horde also at 70 to play with tsugumi/tamni and kotori.
I don't know if I can keep up on two seperate factions while playing with you guys and at the same time putting more effort into studying as well as posting on thread.
Also titanfall 2 is coming out and I REALLY want that shit to happen.

I really fucking hate that, or when it's the other way around and you prepared like a million papers and then they're like "yeah actually I just need this one little thing xd"
I copied out my residency permit for saudi arabia, my passport, my lebanese residence card, my last three years of high school, my leaving certificate and my diploma and turns out all I needed to do was show them my passport
fucking kill me, I still need to go to the bank and get the transfer thing sorted out so I can register for classes finally.

It's okay, being part of the actual cream team grants exclusive access. You, Carl, and the rest of the cream team can do what you want.

I have to do that one later, I am drawing while in a bus right now

>picture is from Tumblr
Well, you can definitely feel the gravitational field

For everything else, there's mastercard.

Slutty maid.

best waifu claimed

>never had an interest in girly pee pee parts
>only my totally sexy animated 14 year old
>I'm mommys good boy
>she buys me a ful size body pillow to help with my crippling autism and eternal lonliness
>I don't understand who to make adult wrestling happy play time
>I rub my deformed and small penis on it until adult happy man milk comes out of my pee pee tube
>lay out some nice creamy turds in my adult diaper
>press ass firmly against gaming chair to evenly spread the feces amongst my gigantic ass cheeks
>post my waifu on Sup Forums

That's incredibly witty, nice job.

Is the new overwatch stuff already out?

>Karen

Can i join the cream team?

Claiming Mikan, the perfect loli

Oh, it's Karen, desu~

Do you really have a pic of me saved on your computer? I can only imagine how dark and foul smelling your bedroom is, littered with piss bottles and anime dolls

It's bongo!
How ya been, dude? Past month been alright for you?

Hey man that's a really nice picture, is that you? Wanna meet up? London? LONDON

no

Nope! Im just getting as many lootboxes as possible last minute. I want the Nihon

Yes it has been! And yours, desu ka?

Your lines show a clear lack of confidence.

Pretty shit, even after yesterday being one of my best days in recent memory. How about you? Good to see you again too.

The taking it slow part doesn't work too well for me, I'm already slow enough so I will try to speed up wherever I can.

>biggest turn on about the swimsuits is the belly button
Navel and belly fetishes are top tier, I understand you completely.

>I don't know if I can keep up on two separate factions while playing with you guys and at the same time putting more effort into studying as well as posting on thread.
Right, you make it sound like studying is just a secondary thing that comes after playing with us.

And so does you not posting your persona.

I play the other 3 pretty equally, just not attack that much. Need to fix that.
Sure! There's a group who has it for ps4 too but I've yet to play with them.
>Tfw when not a single summer skin
End me.
You play anything else lately?

That's adorable, thanks man!

That's pretty bad too, makes you look like a right twat golding all these documents.
That fuckin sucks, but atleast you got all those copies for later if you ever need them in the future.
How is Saudi Arabia actually?
God I hate dealing with banks, takes forever to get through to someone for them to put you on hold for ages.

He posted it though.

>Woah, what country do you live in? That sounds amazing.
USA.
Specifically, New York

>I'm probably just going into finance, not much choice unfortunately
Why don't you have a choice?

>you enjoying your major so far?
Yeah, it's pretty good. I like programming and technology and stuff.

>if you're able to switch courses around that confidently.
Well, I was originally in Engineering, but it was very difficult, and it woulda taken me longer. I switched to Business b/c I wasn't sure if there was a way to still be in Technology the way I wanted.
I did like a number of the Business courses, though, especially the Global Business courses - I actually got to take 2 levels of Beginner Japanese for language classes. That's the year I filled a bunch of empty slots (to stay full-time) with CS stuff.
And when looking into my online college and setting up a plan with my mentor, we were able to basically bring back into a technical field without a HUGE amount of Math.

I will, from this degree, have only gone as high as Calculus I and Discrete Mathematics.

I probably will go back at some point, but I'll most likely have to do it part-time. Calc I was, in itself, a semester worth of work. And I originally took that alongside Engineering Physics I.

If I go back, I'd either go into straight CS/CE (in which case I'll need a few prereq Science and Math courses, and then more advanced CS stuff) or try for another degree in like Natural Sciences or something, maybe Physics/Chem. In that case, I'd need a lot more Sciences and still a few more Math. But, after my Bachelor's, I can go part-time, take it a bit easier, you know?

I post Peter Lorre, sculpted heads, and Mark Linkous of Sparklehorse. I am called fool by those here because that is my preferred name in this place.

>Fell asleep
Whatever, not like I wanted my sleep schedule or anything.

oh ok

that's fine

Just so I know what that means, though (because I'm on and off all day), do you mean, after you're off the bus, or several hours from now, or late tonight?

I just don't wanna miss it when it DOES get posted.

You sure~

I realize that.

>a pic
my friend, I've been wanting to become a creamer since that fateful post last month. I have more than a pic of you saved, I have albums. I'm printing out your face to stick over my body pillow at the moment so I can pretend I'm part of the cream team like Carl and the boys

Running my course. Finishing an alright house beat, my first proper production, but uploading it and sharing it is daunting as all shite. I got some serious inspiration for something to work on tomorrow, so the second I feel tired I'm gonna hop off.

Sounds like your life's been hectic, from the limited info I know, how's it looking now? I have a guy in my course who's from saudi, he got deported for having weed. S'fucked.

As I said before, your lines show a clear lack of confidence.

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When I get off the bus, I will start working on it. Since this is going to be a bigger project, it will tak esome time to finish... not quite sure when I will be done, but I will not post it unless I confirm that you are here.
If you want, I can finish it up. It was only a rough doodle

Ok, that works.

Thanks.

I want you to get better. Even at a rough stage they shouldn't look like that. That's fucking high school weeb amateur hour shit.

Pretty good! I stayed in my room, downloaded anime, played games and did nothing else for a whole month. I lived like a neet.
Unfortunately now it's back to real life, responsibilities and shit. I hate it, I want to be a neet.

Welp, that's something, yes? What happened yesterday? I've been fine, thankfully. But now back to being rushed and studying.

Saudi Arabia is great besides the weather and ban on certain things. It never really mattered to me though as I don't drink and it's really easy to get around the porn blocks. Everything there is super cheap and the jobs are alright. The heat is insane but almost everywhere has an AC.
Do you know the reference that the artist just made? It's from a show called Gugure! Kokkuri-san. The little girl calls herself a doll a lot.

flat stomach>best
throw in maybe a 2pack and I will be yes in my pants.

>studying is just a secondary thing
it is though :^)
I have to change that though, I had to drop a class last year because I wasn't doing well. I was nowhere near failing but I wasn't getting the grade I wanted. Feelsbad. Need to put more effort in on practicing math and and shit like that. I'd like to borrow your burgers for that.

I don't have a choice because I live in an arab country, going into the majors I want won't really give me a good job once I graduate, unfortunately.
And when it's at that point I'd rather just get the most money so I picked finance. The issue is that I'm not very smart overall. I can't really keep up without practice.
Is the online college available anywhere? You live alone?
Also I do support you working part time after you finish your bachelor's, in my opinion work>college but that's just me being me.

Fucking hell it's nice to be in the presence of such creators, for real.
Yeah it's been chill for the past month but before that and right now it's usually in a fucky situation overall, not much to do about it.

Slut loli boat

lol, I have no sleep schedule

BTW, did you know that if you live underground or rarely go outside, your body will change to its NATURAL sleep schedule after some time.

You are NOT supposed to be up 16h, then down 8h.
Humans naturally have something called "Bi-phasic sleep".
This means, it's COMPLETELY normal to wake up and sleep TWICE in one day.

I do that a lot.
Here's a link to check it out:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphasic_and_polyphasic_sleep#Historical_norm

Well, I know I'm not good at drawing, I just do it for fun.
Sorry if my amateur drawing skills triggered you.

Yeah i focus a lot on Attack and Support. Im trying to get into tanks, though. I need to fix that as well.
Ooh cool! I hope ya play with em soon
You didnt get one? :o
I only got Sprinter kek. Thankfully Tracer is my most played so im happy
I havent really been playing any other games. Just Dark Souls 3 and Dying Light.
You?

I would much rather live like a NEET. It's a relaxing life with no worries. Sadly I have to work my life away, desu.

I'm gonna hop off and go to bed

Good night

Either do it well or don't do it at all.

It's a learning process. Do you think everyone is born with the acute ability to illustrate?

Not good enough though. I was running yesterday and smiled.
What even.

night

I wanted to say good luck on whatever your inspiration was, but I hit the word limit.
Saudis are known to be entitled as fuck because their country babies them. I don't like them but not as much as I hate egyptians. Syrians and Jordanians are alright, same with Palestinians but I fucking hate egyptians.

You're doing fine, he just draws too so he's offended if you're not giving it your all.

Gnight cat thing

At least you get a killer bod and get to say you're a marine, right? Chicks dig the marines

Even a smile is an improvement, yes? Still running? Losing weight? It's good to hear.

No. Not a slut nor boat.
What's up SSyndra?

It's a learning process yes, but you're clearly learning wrong.

I'm not sure what you are confused about.