You have 30 seconds to explain why you wouldn't suck this woman's cock

You have 30 seconds to explain why you wouldn't suck this woman's cock.

Real women don't have cocks.

Yeah that's a trap not a girl, op

Post some though

the dick is not long enough if im gonna go bi i wanna taste meat not a tootsie roll

Because I don't suck em
I just fuck em

Looks like his tits are about to rot off.

Check em

Check what?

Because I am not mentally retarded.

I am not a fucking fag

because that's not a woman

also i'm not gay

sensible chuckle

cock too small, tits too ugly

It not big enough to satisfy me
pic related...

cuz im not a faggot

what the fuck are those things

id bend over let her use me

Dude looks like a lady

ikr

Her tits look like she puts bees in her bra.

>woman

>Woman
>Cock
Choose one.

>woman
>cock
Choose one faggot

im very heterosexual and have a girlfriend without a cock?

Her penis looks so very delicious. She is such a gorgeous girl.

>her
>she

>what? she? but tha'ts a dick
>lol fucking gay ass he probably does not know that despite being on Sup Forums for more than 5 minutes
>let's spam them about it until the end of time
>kek I'm so funny

I would.

Fuck is up with those tits tho

Because I score a 1 on the Kinsey Scale, unlike you faggots.

To be fair it's not about the size it's about how you use it and the more you masturbate or have sex the longer your penis can stretch out as well

thats not a woman user are you fucking gay

thise tits are so fake and nasty. now way hosé

Because I'm not a faggot and that's not a woman, you sad little queer.

Welcome to the new world.
You could have stopped this.

>woman
>dick

choose one

>dat horrible boob job

I wouldn't suck because I'd be too busy laughing.

...basically every force there is anti Semitic, railing against rich Jews and Israel on a daily basis.

Just like you.

You're fucking retarded.

Goy/10

Would schlomo again.

>woman
>dick
Im not a fucking faggot.

...

Because that's not a woman,

Oy vey!

True. False.

Those tits