S/fur

s/fur

AINT NOONE CALLIN ME NEW
IVE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN YOU KNEW THE INTERNET

Fuck off furfags

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Would you just fuck off with these endless stupid fur cartoons?

Sorry, I was busy. Thanks for having my back, OP.

i have a billion of these, dont you fuckin worry

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What the fuggggg
Have any of you gotten intimate with a female
Are any of you attractive

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which is weird because
when i was 19 you were the age i was when i first even looked at the chans
and when i was 19 i made threads even quicker
i fucked a hooker once but she insisted on using two condoms so i didnt feel anything and she had to finish me with a handjob
that handjob was worth the 50 bucks tho

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yes
I am of course extremely attractive as well

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you may want to change your question to "Human female"

have you guys ever seen the weaver zootopia comics? i got depressed after watchin em
now i have to watch them again, thanks, faggot

Huh.... Why?

I've had 7 girlfriends and one I was with for eleven years.

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werent you 19?

Yes.

No, I'm a permavirgin. Some people have said that I'm attractive, but I certainly don't think so.

That was actually Rabbie you were replying to in the last thread. My brother first showed me Sup Forums when I was 9 and he was 16, but I didn't really start coming here until I was 11, mainly /s/ for porn. I started coming to Sup Forums and became a furfag at 14.

man that's a lot of elementary school relationships
also that's a lot of words i know
elementary school relationships
fuckin shakespear

you guys know what, im gonna post a quality comic

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Best Furry right here
Btw I suggest to fuck off with his furryporn threads because of

Fuck that im 5'4 and I am happy with my height. Easier to manipulate and less weight to damage me when I get into an accident of any kind what so ever and what not D:

I would have said that your mom is a retarded language but... sadly you are right it is a derivitave of England where in higher classes it was rather defined, now however you are listening to the hicks and hillbillies of those people, and when you go to the south of amurrica ( the usa) day beee tallkin like this now I theel you whhat? ( lol) every time english moves away it loses meaning, if we ove further it might progress to moans and grunts with weird..... sounds...

I like how you are like "Hmmmm.... got... to.... cover... my... faaaaace...... hmmmmm.... lol

NOOOOO!
Wont work, we'll just fap to it... e.e...

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^1

Hello everyone,
how was your day so far?

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THREE
i hate my job and i would love to take drugs
but i only have cheap alcohol

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also, korean music best music. sometimes

i saw that coming.

Yeh

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this should be six

At least you have a job m8
I'm a little tipsy and didnt do shit today

Funny thing that guy started blocking all furries once.

no, wait, that was five, this is six

My post was sarcasm I don't need porn images of Tony jfc

You furries really are the worse pic related

You may be happy with it, but I'm not. I hate it. Life is so fucking hard because of it.

I don't know where everyone seems to get the idea that everyone here in the south fucks their cousin and has an IQ of 25, but we don't talk like that here in Georgia. Even the ones with a very thick southern accent don't sound like that. In fact, I've had many people think I'm from the north because most people don't sound like that, but I was born and raised here in GA.

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and seven. this should be seven. i didnt sort these
do you have money for flat, food, health insurance and drugs? yes? continue, then

eight
i am proving me tremendous knowledge of english by writing out numbers here
and noone is congraulationing me

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and the last. want more? search for the_weaver, this guy makes simple but great comics

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Yeah I'm good, got kicked out of work two weeks ago because of reasons I dont wanna roll out in public
Still getting paid for this months but shit sucks anyway
Not a fan of drugs anymore, was a massive pothead for several years

And for the record, yes I probably am a redneck by most people's standards, and I live out in the country, but even so, I'm nothing like the stereotypical hick. Very, very few of us are like that.
But whatever. Stereotypes.

That doesnt really get me off, it tickles for a bit then its just slobbery... i guess you can only toss the salad a little, not too long... or it gets old... D:

I told you we'd fap to this, lol

the fact I just read that full conversation in their voice is fun and pretty funny. Whos did dedid diz D:

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tbh if i had a source for any drugs i would do a ton of them

id say this is a good ten percent of us much like everyone else in the world lol

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i've been to /wowg/ and even in the worst shitholes of the internet only a few were actual erp'ers
so no, that's not everyone else

If you have the money, eh why not

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i have about 4k in the bank so technically i should be able to do it
i just simply have no idea where to get them from
i found a source for some chemical stuff by accident through the internet but the guy isnt replying anymore and now im left to alcohol only

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Do you have anything special in mind or just drugs in general?

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this is how you shift gears... :3

Hang... in there... :3

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tbh, im mental enough to try them all
but im scared of the darknet because i dont have a second address to receive packages

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Getting them is easy, if you know one guy you know them all
It's just hard to find the first one and I can't help ou with that

What an "electrifying" situation I'm in, a machine couldn't "pump" this much "Juice" in a day.

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exactly
that's the problem
im a tremendously shut-in basement-dweller and i have literally no contacts in this area

Always forgetting the pics..

"Tacos" anyone? let me just "Toss the salad" so we can eat. :3

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Its actually quite easy... "being cheezy"..... *fap fap fap fap* :3

I cant help right now, im all " tied up" at the moment. :3

Is this some kind a meme I didnt ketchup with?

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This thread:

[spoiler]Fur[/spoiler]real?

Nope, but it can be.... With more effort and brain power. Im doing this cause i thought it be fun :3

Go to a bar and look for college kids. Ask around, you can bet your ass you'll find someone for just about everything.

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? your ability to speak has decreased to unacceptable levels.... please go learn a language and come back when your unit is more capable of communication...

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