>There are you, your mom and some homoass man on an island.
>Natives, who are cannibals, catch you
> They tell you you have to fuck either your mom or that stranger homoass ugly male;
> Otherwise you and your mom are eaten;
> One of that two ought to be FUCKED by you
> Who do you choose: your mom or man?
There are you, your mom and some homoass man on an island
is this even a question
Keanu looks displeased
I told cannibals a secret: gay homo meat is extremely tasty, except for the penis and anus and tongue, which always smell like shit.
>cannibals cooked the gay faggot dude
>and I conserved my manliness and virginity
You mean, like, a sad Keanu...
is it supposed to be an hard question ?
id take that boipucci like the true alpha bisexual i am
>alpha
>bisexual
pick one
The whole point about being bisexual is not having to pick anything you fucking fagtron 5000
depends on how your mother looks
Keanu sad.. Keanu angry... KEANU SMASH
if hes that visibly homo he must look like a twink anyway. id fuck the shit out of him
If he's got a nice boypussy but probably mom
if this was my mom i would fuck her every day
congratz boy, you are retard
I would rather get eaten tbh
she would look better than any nasty male pooper ever
>being able to impregnate your women
>being able to dominate your bros
I pick both
even with a dry and moldy hairy pussy stinking of dead fish and piss?
yes ofcourse
still a pussy
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