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First for based David Squires

theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/aug/09/david-squires-on-the-return-of-the-premier-league-for-2016-17

>de gay

very good thread

Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh 14m14 minutes ago

Crystal Palace in talks to sign Christian Benteke from Liverpool. Expect LFC to get close to £32.5m they paid Aston Villa for him last July

>second for salty real mad fan
mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/real-madrid-bitter-after-paul-8592038

>Benteke to Palace

Feels fucking great man. Just get a decent left back and this summer is 10/10

wat da fak

seriously?

lols Borja Baston is twice the player at half the price.

Friendly reminder to NOT give tripfags the attention they so greatly crave

vice.com/en_uk/read/hail-the-bombastic-return-of-manchester-united-footballs-premier-baddies?utm_source=vicetwitteruk

What did he mean by this?

Any rumors surrounding Arsenal?

>Newspapers unironically using the term 'salty'

Mustafi(chelsea will probably sign him at the end) and Icardi for Giroud+30 million pounds

word on the street is they're still a despicable club

Rumour has it Wenger's interested in nearly signing Mustafi.

no-one likes you

fuck off to your containment thread

>Icardi for Giroud+30 million pounds
That would be a great deal for Arsenal seeing how overpriced strikers are this window.

The only person buying Rooney are the Shanghai duck dogs.

Atleast he keeps his red kit and you make 100 milliom

Did Halal Madrid sign anybody? Other than Morata

>word on the street is they're still a despicable club

>people think we even care for Joe Allen (the manlet) when nearly all our midfielders are 6 foot+

now who will be Perez' obligatory Hollywood summer signing?

Not yet.Rumours are on Alaba for 55 million pounds

>Implying Rodney would even consider that

jesus christ

time to fire up the filter for the first time in my Sup Forums career

>grown-up men unironically posting children cartoons

Why? What have I done?

if it helps them control their urges to actually molest underage girls it's ok I guess

>Not realising that Florentino himself is the ultimate galactico

Sissoko

And did any player get out?

Jese

>Posting on a children cartoon forum in the first place

This thread needs more peng tings, tbqfhwy.

>all these salty fucks
Cry more niggers

Imagine him being their only real signing (Morata doesn't count), entitled Madrid consumers would lose their shit

Nah, AS and Marca would rev up how he outperformed Pogba in the Euros or something and also make up something about how Sissoko single handedly got Newcastle (who they'll say are a tiny club who should be in league 2) to the Premier League.

What part of Manchester are you from mate?

>Being this much of a whiny bitch because your club doesn't win
I fucking hate people like this
Support your club regardless if they win it lose just as long as they out on a good show ffs

can you stop pretending you know anything about Baston other than looking at his stats on wikipedia.

Sissoko was probably a rumour. I doubt that Florentino will sign him. Florentino is the smartest person on earth. He can spot gold from crap like no other

Hazard

goals win games Ki

>This is considered a good 25m midfielder.
I wonder how high the expectation for the 89m.

>Conversing with trips

I'm not
>Mfw you're about to say that you can't like a team if you aren't from there

Baston is legendary. We called him little Van Basten here

Do you think RLC will get any gametime this season?

>Liking the most plastic team in the world that plays hip hop music after a nigger scores.

And he doesn't buy 2nd rate niggers when he could buy actual europeans

>Florentino is the smartest person on earth. He can spot gold from crap like no other

>He can spot gold from crap like no other
truly a footballing genius.

Africans literally make up their names by using canned good slogans I swear

toure delivered one season like that
pogba will deliver 15 better seasons than this one

I can't tell if this is meant to be sarcastic or not

Good article abouts sponsors effects on transfers.
thedrum.com/news/2016/08/09/did-adidas-want-paul-pogba-join-manchester-united

Royston Drenthe too. What's he doing now?

sorry m8 just noticed, filtered.

How much can Wenger get for Ramsey after he has more goals and assists than Pogba?

Gravensen was great. Literally the most underrated player on earth.
youtu.be/BlfEjMDbwOs

Could you moneyball in the Premier League? If so, what squad do you buy with a small size club budget?

That's exactly what I'm saying

>inb4 1/64th British

>Being a fan of a club since you were 8 is a crime just because shitty football fans think hating a club makes them cool
Your league is a joke

>Royston Drenthe
He signed when Calderon was president tbf

Woody was a great signing though

>riko
This is a You and Zura zone.

>Your league is a joke
Kek. I bet that you like dabing.

You're not a fan

kek funny that you mention him, he's very close to signing for one of the worst teams in the Belgian league

moneyball is what the Liverpool transfer committee did to spend 300 million over several seasons, finishing 9th.

Top player from top 5 leagues.

I'm American, I don't pretend to be anything faggot
Also, if you're implying you have to be from the place your club resides in thrn you're completely fucked because Belgium is garbage league

Woodgate signing was so sad.

He could've been goat there, injuries really fucked his career up there.

You're a "fan" of whoever wins the most, not the club itself

kys

Truth hurts huh?
>You like a club I don't like therefore you're just plastic
Kill yourself

How does it feel to be right about everything? Everyone doubted you weeks ago, but you stuck with it. Good job lad.

Ruben Loftus-Cheek? no.

>City sign John Stones for £42m (47.5 if you add bonus.
What a shock, City actually got discount. Still overprice though.

>3 of them at Utd now
WHAT THE FUCK Sup Forums TOLD ME THEY WERE MEME PLAYERS

PLEASE DELETE THIS

Which one? Stupidity is laughable not harmful

Two of the three at United play in joke leagues.

>who scored rating

Ibra is a meme from a meme league.

>Implying that any none la Liga player is worth shit
Good one Flippy

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I'd rather support my local team while having had affordable season tickets for over 15 years and only having to drive 1,5 hours at most for an away game than support a money club on the other side of the world because you once saw a Beckham underwear ad that turned you on.

Plastic faggot

>that furious Spurs fan in the comments

>You can't like a team if they win all the time
Hipster

Maybe after he forces a move away from United. Mourinho will ruin him

>How does it feel to be right about everything?

>Spanish league isn't a joke
Please tell me you aren't this delusional, next thing you're going to say is Spain isn't a shithole

b-but signing 3 southampton players for £90m is better than signing an actual good player for the same price!

So Benteke's going to Palace, good move. Hope he can handle the step up.

(You) is nothing special desu zura.

>who scored

The same part the american owners are from lad

desu you've bandwaggoned the yankees of football, you're just a faggot m8

>Expensive teams don't deserve to have fans
Pessimism and communism are a very terrible combination

10/10 lad haha epic #banter @theladbible

Objectively better than crapmerica.
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