So I've been dating this chick for 12 years and I just realized that almost half of my nudes of her are technically pizza.
On a scale of 10 how worried should I be?
I plan on putting a ring on her finger but assuming the worst happens can I be legally fucked for having these?
>picture totally unrelated
Technically no you can't get fucked for that. To be safe I'd delete them or move them to a USB stick. Now post them
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nice troll
But we all know that Sup Forumstards are virgin faggots
Ay that interested me aswell.
What would happen if you happen to have
pictures of your girlfriend when you was 14 for example, and now, you're like 22 and you're married to her. Would that count as pizza?
>projecting this hard
Some of us were smart enough to find a good chick young (12) and kept the relationship going for ages.
>you get to sexually groom them yourself
DB em
>this is basically my situation
Just delete them. You're 100% fucked IF you don't delete them AND you're found out, but otherwise delete them and move on.
>technically
That makes it sound like they could still be a pain in the ass
It's actually perfectly legal. Now post them, my nigger.
is there a way to hide them so I'm less likely to get fucked?
>such good fap material
>can't force myself to delete
>fuckmylife.jpeg
Seems good
if you were the same age its perfectly legal, even to post them is not a problem. who made the pictures? you? just tell your gf if anyone will ask about them that you didn't do them but someone else she cant remember. perfectly fine
u can put them in a folder go to properties and tick hidden
kek
thats what I did back then on my porn folders when i shared my pc with relatives
>she is 1 year younger than me
>99.9% of them were taken by her and given to me via SD cards
Just move them onto a USB or SD card, legally you might be ok, but if someone borrow's your phone you might get looked down upon
POST THEM
IMGUR OR DROPBOX
in this case, you're out anyways, you can even distribute them because she took them willingly. post some m8
I am a lawyer most knowledgeable in this branch of lawful abidings most pertaining to this exact type of law abiding concern that you have for the law.
post the pictures I can lawyer the shit out of you
If the FBI/whatever wants in, they can probably get in.
Do this faggot
>implying haven't already done that
I've been throwing all my pics of her on the cloud in case my 3x HD backups of them somehow all fail
Just want someway to always have them but be safe lol
>On a scale of 10 how worried should I be?
Very?
Even if you keep pictures of YOURESLF you can later be jailed for possessing them.
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This will surely fool everyone
maybe just keep them well hidden from others and don't fucking post about it on Sup Forums you fucking idiot. I just tipped off the appropriate authorities about this thread and gave them your IP address which I found out using wireshark. Enjoy your stint in prison, bub. I hope you learn your lesson.
she was well developed enough that you can't necessarily tell she is underaged
that being said no one gets to hold my phone anyways because 90% of my camera roll is nudes
thats utter bullshit, she took them herself. worst that can happen is they try to jail her and thats like 100% retard and no judge in whatever country would do anything.
CALM DOWN OP YOUR GOOD U WONT GET ARRESTED UNLESS U GO TO THE FUCKING FBI SAYING YOU HAVE SOME VERY CHEESY PIZZA
yeah pretty much you can
I mean, teenagers in high school have gotten arrested on pizza charges for having nudes of classmates on their phones and shit
Links
>this guy
why the fuck would the authorities care about a law abiding citizen
but that's usually because the parents or student makes it a big fucking deal
if it's never brought to the attention of the authorities by a legal guardian it shouldn't be an issue
>private
>don't want to sort through and censor identifying info
>don't want to get v&
someone make a discord
It would be wise to Delete them.
Just don't tell anyone you have them and don't upload them anywhere. No one will ever know.
>makes tread about wins
>doesn't post wins
>opisfaget.gif