What's the most dumbest thing you have ever done ?

What's the most dumbest thing you have ever done ?

not committed suicide yet

Signed up with UBuildIt to help me build something.

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Voted leave eu

Kissed my best mates younger cousin and told her not to tell anyone, now i think about it every day if she will tell someone or not.

This isnt smart things youve done

fucked a hooker
stuck my index finger in a disk brake as it was spinning
it sliced me up pretty good and I have a small scar

What are the ages in this situation?

I regret forgetting and going back to grab milk

She was 13 and I was 20, but i didn't force her or anything, and she was way more mature physically and mentally than anyone i know her age.

Let another guy suck my dick

>13
>mature
Pick one you fucking pedo

Better start practicing with one of these in case she does tell someone.

ya done goofed mate

Gave my cunt sister 300k in inheritance to try and do the right thing.
Then she left me for dead after getting the money.
Haven't heard from her in 5 years.

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Seriously....no one is mature at the age of 13. What do think is going to happen when the child comes. She can't get an abortion without her parents. Depending on the state she may not be allowed to get one (some are harder than others). They are going to ask questions and when the doctor finds out - he is probably required by law to report as this is statutory rape. You are a sexual offender - you deserve to be in jail. You took advantage of you sister. Enjoy the statutory rape and incest charges in jail.

He just kissed her you raging faggot

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Are you like really retarded and don't know how to read or do you act like you're retarded all the time

He kissed and she wasn't even his sister?
facts#2

one time my mom wouldn't buy me a fucking choco taco so i jumped into a gorilla cage at the zoo. shit was cash until the lady from ghost busters started dragging me around. they shot her tho. now shes a meme. Got my icecream in the end, so who's stupid now?

Emailed my professor a video by accident that I wanted on my phone... and didn't want to plug my phone into my pc so I just decided to email it. The video was of a dog getting thrown off a roof.

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locked my legs during a color guard with a congressmen giving a speech

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Dude... Harambe a.k.a ''the lady from ghostbusters'' is my hero

Going to school without a clear plan as to how my studies will translate into a career and taking student loans.

Buying a home pre 2008.

did you enjoy your skull fracture?

are you high or just incredibly stupid?

Enjoy 13 to 20 guys splitting you like a cantaloupe in the fun house

fucking my grandma

No, the guy next to me holding the flag caught me luckily I was on left rifle. Good thing he caught me too we were standing on concrete

Also would like to say that the person who got me was not holding the U.S. Flag

>whats the most dumbest thing you ever did thread
>posts dumbest thing ever
>???
>profit
good job user

>>a small scar
Life in the fast lane, buddy

Never forget.

Created a post that has "most dumbest" in it.

>What's the most dumbest thing you have ever done ?
2 years of female hormones
Considering shaving my head and donating all my girl stuff

I kek'd

>most dumbest
There you are op

Discovered Sup Forums and wasted countless hours on meaningless nonsense

>asked a girl out around her friends
>friends laughed she became red
>friendzoned
>cringe everytime i remember it
>feelsbadman

If its any consolation. I'd fuck you til you couldn't walk right for a week.

Your mom

pussy

too bad I never ended up liking guys and dykes don't want a tranny

>meet girl on /soc/
>start chatting every day, catch the feels
>few years go by, she stops communication over petty shit
>say fuck it, be the bigger person and not try and reestablish contact
>a year goes by. no talking. think about her every day
>literally a few weeks shy of a whole year with no talking, messages me out of nowhere
>no idea how to handle situation, happy, upset, confused

I'm a living breathing faggot

I'm with user here. I'd fuck you all the live long day

Ill never understand stupid shit like that.

"I like girls but Id rather be a girl" and then proceed to get nothing from either side. Lower your standards or end your life.

Hebe
>cuck

Fallen in love

Got a bit drunk and broke a mirror with my head

Nobody said it was his sister, or that it was in the US, or whether or not protection was used, how many conclusions did you jump to thicko.

>be me, 7 or 8
>got me some handcuffs, like real ones, with keys off course
hmm, what is gonna happen...?
>play with them all the time
>best toy ever
>one day, mom goes shopping
>im back in the afternoon user, be a good boy
>action time
>im an detective or sum shit, bad guys get me
>i cuff myself to my bunkbed
>got the key safe around my neck, im not stupid
>think with the key im not really cuffed
>throw the fucking key in the other corner of the room, out of reach
>now im cuffed
took me a moment to realize my error
>bed unmovable
>now im cuffed
>shock and shame
>try to get out, it hurts to much
>wait 2 hours terrified of the shame when my mom frees me
>the bell rings
>uhh fuck it cant open it, gotta wait for my mom
>bell rings
>bell rings storm, must be a crazy person
>remember my mom not always takes key with her, because im home to open the fucking door
>bell goes fucking nuts
>oshit.jpeg
>crazy person is my angry mum
>panik ensues
>fight myself out of the cuffs like an trapped animal
>manage to get out
>skin fucked, hurts for days
at least my mom just laughed about me when i had to tell her instead of whooping my ass

You fucking idiot

>Hand cuffs
>Best toy ever

You lonely lonely autists.

You don't have to like it love, just drop your knickers and take it.