>Fuck you burgers, where's REAL strams? Ask a bong or nazi user, alot more popular in their countries.
>WTF is jumping, is it like that cross-country yesterday? Not really, cross-country is more going through terrain and obstacles. Jumping is about jumping over high obstacles in an arena.
>Who is good in this sport? Usually german dominate all equestrian, but they fucking up now, badly. CURRENTLY AUSSIES AND NEW ZEALAND DOING VERY WELL. German fans are going fucking nuts right now, their announcers supposively outright insulting their riders yesterday.
>If this is safer then cross-country, how come still high chance of rider dying?
Horses tend to do something call a refusal, where they refuse to do a jump. Imagine doing this last split second and lawn darting their rider. Also horse could always fuck up the landing and flip over on top of their rider (these horses are 1200+lbs warmblood breeds).
>is an horse an athlete? neigh
Femanons pls be civil. Don't bring your cattiness into this topic.
Gabriel James
Netherlands up.
Eli Nguyen
Germany
Parker Brooks
h-horses aren't even athletes anyway fucking semen slurping discipline isn't for me
Jackson Baker
You'll smash the standalone dressage and showjumping tho Deutschbro
Xavier Gomez
France
You do know they also use mares, right?
Kevin Roberts
Is a athlete an horse? serious question
Hudson Butler
New zealand. Fucked up, france now ahead of new zeland.
Juan Ortiz
How come they've separated team and individual eventing showjumping? Doesn't make sense desu
Hudson Rodriguez
Austrailia also just fucked up. France 1st, kiwis 2nd,aussies 3rd.
Brayden Taylor
One event has an horse as the athlete, the other the rider
Dominic Hughes
>still no horse with a broken leg that needs to get shot
Anthony Ross
xD
Carson Ortiz
>australia fucking everything up again
Asher Thompson
Mean Tbh
Julian Wright
Current standings.
I have no idea, you guys are the ones who come up with the rules.
Angel Foster
I can break your leg famalam.
Landon Price
No idea what's going on
How long until we know who wins?
Ryan Bell
That hurt to watch after all the previous riders made it look easy.
Down to the individual gold now really.
Elijah Martin
Those who win are the ones who survive.
Nolan Morgan
>decide to look up Phillip Dutton >he lives nearby and I know where his barn his
Alexander Myers
Currently on breaking, enjoy picture of yesterday's washie washie.
Nolan Watson
Actually looking at these pictures made me realize Rio doesn't have the usual washing facilities. Another budget cut I guess.
Hudson Gonzalez
When we back on user?
Justin Parker
>BR's
Hunter Gomez
that horse was on the loose someone better stop it
Anthony Gonzalez
>Brazil loses his horsie again
Landon Jackson
Not sure, they finished dragging and watering the arena already along with re-setup. Not sure what the hold up is.
Noah Lewis
Loose horses are always fun. They hold their head up a certain way and run around like a chicken with its head cutoff.
And then the people trying to catch it.
Nathan Thomas
STARTING BACK UP
And man this jump was comedy gold.
Eli Davis
Sweden up.
Jordan Stewart
I think the horses should get medals too tbqh
Joshua Baker
i would give jessica phoenix "a little romance" if you know what i mean
Daniel Russell
Canada up
They do in non-olympic events, especially with police.
Alexander Morales
they drown in horse pussy, the ultimate medal, if they win
Brandon Collins
Italy up
including the mares?
Jonathan Lewis
>bill gates and steve jobs daughter still aren't competing
What went wrong?
Joseph Nguyen
this is the only "sport" where you will see people in their 40's isn't it
Isaiah Jones
>Food is allowed to compete and can win medals
Juan Walker
Ireland up.
there's a 60 something in there somewhere.
Oliver Williams
Some of our showjump specialists are in their 60s
Easton Lewis
archery, shooting, golf, but then again those aren't sports, only hobbies
Matthew Moore
French'd
Jason Bell
Great Britain up.
Youre guys team is in lead at the moment for gold.
Caleb Mitchell
Bretty dut french today
Ian Adams
CAN'T TIP THE PIP
James Flores
we'll make a special sauce then
Brody Martinez
Brazil now.
Leo Robinson
There's a 40 year old competing in gymnastics so no
Nolan Miller
Honestly I have no idea what the fuck is happening or who is even winning.
I'm just here to potentially see someone die.
Xavier Rogers
How do you win equestrian?
Camden Martinez
Should've tuned in yesterday senpai, cross country is carnage
Jaxon Russell
Germanys coming back, we should be careful
Lucas Wood
>people find noble an animal who casually shit while walking/running
Josiah Butler
anything noteworthy?
Asher Brooks
Netherlands up.
Ayden Flores
Dutch horse abuse
Nathaniel Rivera
Will the German choke continue
Adrian Wood
Netherlands guy beat his horse at the last minute.
Joshua Bennett
Couple of cool crashes but everyone survived, ask for webms
Kayden Fisher
Why does it say GB is first?
Julian Rogers
This can't be good for the horses. I bet they can't even walk when they are 15. Well better than getting made in to glue I guess.
Kayden Sanders
I'll drive her to siberia personally if she fails.
Nicholas Cooper
German, Ingrid up. Top tier rider but fucked up yesterdya.
Owen Garcia
>le horse riding is not a sport
Actually get the balls to run a horse through an obstacle course (or RIDE one since most of you pussies) and then talk shit.
Jeremiah Myers
Hopes: Restored ? Jung didn't shit the bed yesterday, we might still win a medal and end this meme.
Mason Cruz
GOAT
Benjamin Lee
Will Germany win their first medal from this?
Isaiah Roberts
BYE FRANCE
Parker Nguyen
There's some stuff in webm thread atm. I have alot but busy with this event atm.
France up.
Mason Myers
dumb horse, hope this one will be eaten or be sold to a danish brothel
William Ortiz
YOU FUCKED UP FRANCE LOL SAY GOODBYE TO THAT GOLD
Isaiah Myers
It's cool mate I'm already browsing that thread
Brody Jones
Maybe, if Jung our last guy doesn't fuck up.
Jacob Martinez
winning gold at that shit would be a disgrace
James Wright
fuck yes
Ian Wood
But France have 4 starters, right? It doesn't matter if they fuck up once.
Brody Morales
New Zealand up. Currently 1st.
Jason Gonzalez
Australia up.
James Scott
Great run Australia
Parker Miller
If only the first horse didnt fuck it up so bad for us.
Logan Bell
Every olympics is the same, I turn my nose up at the dressage, casually tune into the cross country and get glued to the show jumping
Evan Martin
France still has 4. they can take one out of competition.
Cooper Edwards
USA up.
Easton Cook
the Australian commentary for that was so nervous that they couldn't talk during the run, just make sighs of relief
Matthew Cook
Well dressage is shit
Christopher Murphy
yeah, ive never sworn at a horse that much since melbourne cup
straight to the glue factory/woolies butcher hopefuly
Elijah Brooks
>52 year old aussie expat DROPPED
Jace Rodriguez
>still better than the rest of your team
Noah Foster
Clean run for USA. thanks for the loaner Aussies
Daniel Parker
what the fuck is this shit
Joshua Green
we dont want the fucking traitor either
we could really use his score for our team score
Matthew Adams
>Being nervous over pony jump
Henry Rivera
Sweden up
Zachary Gray
>pony jump >not lordship leap
Noah Russell
just end this shit already
Mason Flores
first person to tell me which 2 pistes to watch wins
Ian Kelly
Canada up.
Kayden Cook
someone get mongolia to bribe IOC for host city just so we can get horseback archery
