Going to thailand

going to thailand

anybody got any tips?

>got any tips?
wear a rubber, those 10 year olds are packing more disease than mosquitoes these days.

no tips just trips

fuck as many as trannies as you can
re regrets OP
full throtle

"no

Fuck everything, wear condoms, take lots of pics and vids

bring a table tennis racket
for one of those bars ;)

dont feel bad when you realize youre participating and funding in human trafficking

Never ever make fun of their king.

check for pussy b4
have fun if you like parties

depends on where you are going

1. Don't be one of those unbearable fucking backpacker types
2. Don't get overly attached to a Thai girl
3. You will get ripped off at least once daily
4. 1000 short time, 1500-2000 long time
5. Try Isaan food (laab, nam tok mo, pad prik pla, sticky rice)
6. Don't trust any taxi drivers when they tell you a road is closed for whatever reason
7. Don't trust any Thais in general (lying is in their culture)

6.

No trips, just traps. WATCH OUT!

No need for condoms there, its great!

8) In Bangkok avoid the Ping Pong show: that's a scam
9) Never drink tap water
10) All drugs are strictly illegal
11) Have a professional massage
12) Have an not-pressional massage with happy ending

remember to use condoms

Don't go

so wait how do you get drugs?

that's how you get put on a list friendo

>so wait how do you get drugs?

kek you buy them like anywhere else, silly user

You dont get drugs, unless you want to go directly to Thai jails.
Boozes are cheap, so just drink

2000 Thai Bat = $57.77

Pattaya or BK?

Soapy massage places are the best fun they can be expensive though.

Gogo bars usually have the best looking girls, they aren't the best rides though.

Don't fuck the same girl twice.

Bring some rubbers with you (amazingly some girls don't carry them) and make sure you use one wether it's yours or hers don't matter just use it. (I got clamadia cos I got drunk and barebacked two of them, was real lucky with all that but wont go into the story)

Every girl you see is a prostitute if you are willing to pay.

Try a ladyboy if the mood takes you. I don't mind the odd one myself.

Try all the food, I've had like one bad meal in Thailand.

Drink bottled water.

Better if you go with some bros.

Go to a sex show, personally not my thing but good to tick it off your list

Don't take anything seriously.

Don't get doxed

You can get drugs. But would advise against it. Met an aussie bloke with the connection, I wouldn't trust the Thais. The hookers cleared out like we had the aids when they cottoned on that we had taken something, so wouldn't trust them buying or even sharing.

Spend time on the islands go diving and shit not all about hookers
Everyones out to scam u so have your wits about you

fuck ladyboy

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