>Jesus was an engineer from Prometheus
>everything in Drive was the driver's fantasy
>Jar Jar the sith lord
>RL in Matrix is actually another matrix
ITT we post the most idiotic movie theories
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>somerset is the killer
>>Jesus was an engineer from Prometheus
That's not a theory, it's a dropped plot line.
>Jesus was an engineer from Prometheus
It's not a theory if it's literally in the script
>Don Corleone is a mafia boss
Just because he's fat and Italian? I mean come on!
The BOND IS A CODENAME theory is particularly triggering just because any person that actually bothered to watch the movies that they're spewing shit about would know that literally every time they switched actors up until the Brosnan era the producers literally went out of their way to write scenes into the movies to tell you to your face that it's the same guy.
>producers literally went out of their way to write scenes into the movies to tell you to your face that it's the same guy.
Name one, mr hitlerdubs.
He visits his parents grave.
In one Q told him how many cars he'd been through throughout the series.
>Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred
Is that a code too? smdh
Nice meme boys
So does that mean since the Brosnan era Bond has been different?
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>Movies.com: We had heard it was scripted that the Engineers were targeting our planet for destruction because we had crucified one of their representatives, and that Jesus Christ might have been an alien. Was that ever considered?
>Ridley Scott: We definitely did, and then we thought it was a little too on the nose. But if you look at it as an “our children are misbehaving down there” scenario, there are moments where it looks like we’ve gone out of control, running around with armor and skirts, which of course would be the Roman Empire. And they were given a long run. A thousand years before their disintegration actually started to happen. And you can say, "Let's send down one more of our emissaries to see if he can stop it." Guess what? They crucified him.
When they switched to Lazenby they had him going through his drawer of souvenirs reminiscing about his previous adventures (from Connery era)
When they switched to Moore that had him visiting his dead wife Tracey's grave (from Lazenby era) when Blofeld (the one from Connery era) attacks and Bond finishes him off
When they switched to Dalton they had Bond and Felix (actor from the Moore era) as close friends based on their previous adventures with Bond being his Best Man and then avenging his death
Q makes references to previous Bond adventures (from all eras) throughout the series
>Lazenby era
Can one film really be considered an era?
Fair enough, just said era for consistency
>everything in Drive was the driver's fantasy
I hate when people say shit like this about movies like Drive.
The movie already is the fantasy.
How do you explain Casino Royale?
Yeah because of course Jesus was a fucking bald albino giant that came from outer space
It's a gritty reboot from the era when everything was a gritty reboot
obviously not in real life because jesus was just a regular human.
but it's believable in the sci fi world because why the fuck not
That doesnt make any sense and it's an ad hoc construction
>RL in Matrix is actually another matrix
That's literally true
Q does nothing of the sort post during Skyfall and Spectre.
And Casino Royale was a complete reboot. The only reason Judi Dench is still there, is because she was iconic and kills it in the role.
Not all movies need to be connected you fool.
What part of "up until the Brosnan era" do you fuckwits not understand?
Oh yeah man, because everybody in this thread were all so very invested in every fucking anonymous post you decide to make.
F E E L S
S U M M E R
I always think it is much more retarded to think, that it is literally the same agent in the 20+ movies
well, duh
So if it's only up to a certain era then the theory is correct now you fuckin retard
classic
>Jesus was an engineer from Prometheus
what kind of retarded "movie thoery" is this? Jesus isnt in the movie
Animals in zootopia are actually American humans in the far future who put genetic modification on themselves
There is literally no chance that the person who drempt this up wasn't masturbating when they wrote it
>RL in Matrix is actually another matrix
Except that's true, you fucking retard.
>RL in Matrix is actually another matrix
To me seems less retarded and cooler than
>DUDE WIFI LMAO
seriously happy that JarJar posting died off
pro tip: movies tell fake stories
yes.
whats the problem?
Neville Longbottom is the true chosen one.
>Zootopian predators farm and eat chickens
>predators eat Soylent Green made from dead animals
>predators farm and eat humans
THE CREATURES FROM SIGNS ARE AYYLMAOS
>Aliens from the end of A.I. are actually demons
>Demons from Signs are space robots
I mean come on guys
>sheev is Anakins father
Aliena from AI are angels
>John Black from DKR isn't Joker's son
>whole plane crash scene was accident, and not attempt by mr.Nolan to receive Sup Forums''s life achievement award
The entire Gane of Thrones is a dream from Tommens cat Ser Ponce
No seriously google it
*John Blake
Sorry.
>John Black from DKR isn't Joker's son
>isnt
but he isnt
Then why his name is JOhn blaKE, faggot?
kek
Literally every Star Wars theory
JJ could not go further out of his way to tell you that he could not give less of a fuck about the prequels. I'm willing to bet Lawrence Kasdan has barely even seen them. I'm also willing to bet IGNORE THE PREQUELS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE is an executive mandate that comes from up on high considering what a laughing stock the prequels are and overcoming their trash is the main hurdle launching a new SW franchise is going to have to overcome.
Despite all of this retards still argue that the massive plot twists or huge emotional crux moments of this new series are going to rely purely some obscure piece of prequel lore that no one but a complete sperg could remember. What a joke. I bet Kasdan and the writers of these movies couldn't tell you what a Darth Plagius was if you put a gun to their head.
I remember reading that Rian is going to 'embrace' the prequels or something similar for the new film. Can't find any sources atm tho tbqh.
why do people think Drive was a fantasy?
Someone asked him if he likes the prequels and he said yes. He says yes to everything. It's called enthusiasm.
so James Bond is some dude that from the 60s to the 2010s works as spy?
That's retarded.
They rebooted it fucking retard
Guess what, the theory is even more disproven in Craig's era
The bond is a code name theory is retarded
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>hodor is actually an evil mastermind
>Rick grimes is gonna die
>insert theory about how every cartoon is heaven and all the characters are dead
>insert theory about how every cartoon is heaven and all the characters are dead
or in a coma
James Bond was made when eon was certain no retard would be autistic enough to say "oh why is the actor always changing" and just take them as movies with a character who is timeless
They were clearly wrong judging by he retards ITT
i want to eat a preteen girls pussy
It's meant to be a reboot. It's starting from the beginning, still the same guy.
Nice opinion
Isn't there a theory that Rick Grimes is still in a coma?
>RL in Matrix is actually another matrix
*unzips simulation hypothesis*
there's a coma theory about every piece of film or series or any fictional piece
kek
>>hodor is actually an evil mastermind
Lol wat
a galaxy far far away is actually hell.
l-lewd
>Game of Thrones isn't CIA's coma dream.
ill probably be pubished for hard livin
mouth on her twat, pedos is convicts in gods prison
>drive is a superhero movie
X was in a coma the whole time and the story was just a dream
>Not start reading the thread from the first post
>The Angry Birds movie is a commentary on the current immigration crisis in Europe, specifically Germany
are you so stupid that you cannot read the posts in the thread you invested time to answer?
why even reply if you are gonna post shit that he already addressed?
plz leave
Didn't he send out his force sperm and knock up Annie's mom?
>RL in Matrix is actually another matrix
How else can he do the super human shit '''''''''rl'''''''?
>RL in Matrix is actually another Matrix
It makes sence
But it is. BAKA SENPAI
>"OUR MOVIE! BASED RED PILLED CELL PHONE APP KINO!"
>alt righters are literally this desperate
Asspull
Warcraft fits better.
Medivh=Merkel
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Jesus is reasonable idiot
>asspull
Okay?
>>Jesus was an engineer from Prometheus
You would think people around him would have noticed.
> John 7:11 “The Jews were looking for him at the feast, and saying, “Where is he?”
> And the crowd said: "He's a fucking giant creepy bald albino for fuck sake!"
> Isaiah 53:2 : "he had no form or majesty that we should look at him, and no beauty that we should desire him... But he's HUUUUGE!"
> "Then He took the cup, gave thanks and gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. This is My blood... "
> "Definitively NOT drinking that, I've seen the movie you know?"
Fresh off the boat from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You've got no reputation here, you've got no name, you've got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.