This year's Sup Forums discussions should be great:

This year's Sup Forums discussions should be great:

Other urls found in this thread:

stereogum.com/1918189/show-me-the-body-deny-coachella-appearance/news/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Day 2
>Hans zimmer and the BRRRRRMMMMMM fuccbois

cool

>Lorde co-headlining day 3

Why? Overall, this is a pretty shitty lineup.

Bring him back!

Why aren't the shins on this. They said they fucking postponed the release of their album to get a spot at Coachella. Smh

For a second I thought it said J Dilla was performing

high res nigga

Can we say it's at least better than last year

>The Avalanches
Spring NA tour confirmed?

Almost thought this was gonna be a joke poster before I read the lineup.

dat lineup is baddd

pretty bad, will watch for qt devendra

>Hans Zimmer

What the fuck were they thinking? Is he going to play EDM remixes of his scores for the dudebro crowd?

...

Haha, what, as a european I thought Coachella had basically anyone relevant in their line-up. It's actually fucking bad

>The XX
>Dillon Francis
>Steve Angello
>Mac DeMarco
>DJ Snake
>Martin Garrix (?!?!? :D)
>Hans Zimmer
>Bastille

wew and many of these names don't even seem that relevant

Still better than when Blur and The Stone Roses were headliners

>Allah-Las
wo m8

>DJ Shadow at fourth tier

I sometimes forget that Sup Forums and sample nerds do not determine lineups

I swear it gets more EDM/rap/landfill indie/Top 40 pop dominated every year

It's shit.

This.

It seems like they're cutting back a little on the EDM crap, though not by a lot.

that sunday looks so fucking bad

genuine question from europoor glastonbury attender:

what is there to do at coachella other than bands? glastonbury could have the shittest line up ever and it wouldn't matter because there's so much more than the stages, you'd still have a sick time. coachella just seems to be girls in indian headdresses and flower chains taking selfies. not that it isn't a thing at glastonbury either but there's definitely more to it

There's enough here to keep me entertained through all the days to be honest

Shame American festivals are poor in comparison to their European counterparts, although that situation seems to be improving in recent times tbf

>the Avalanches
yeah, that could be "fun"

I wonder how many "FUCK TRUMP" are going to be shouted on stage

dude you live in the us, there's got to be better festivals you could attend. i mean as an otherwise clueless european, this line-up - besides the very big headliners - looks completely shit-tier

fucking brodude EDM circa 2012, you gotta

Saturday > Friday > Sunday

Looks pretty cool actually.

Guided by Voices is the only good part about Day 1

will freddie gibbs be innit someone that read all the names pls tell me

Trash lineup

>Hans Zimmer
lmao

hopefully gov ball can manage to be half as good as this.

Her new album will be out before Coachella

holy shit i cant believe show me the body got a spot at coachella im so hype for them

just saw them at a shitty basement show on NYE
had a blast

should be good
>Radiohead
>FJM
>Little Dragon
>Bonobo
>Jagwar Ma
>Guided By Voices
>Preservation Hall Jazz Band
>Nicolas Jaar
>Roisin Murphy
>Avalanches
>Ben UFO

should be good for kek's
>Mac Demarco
>Beyonce
>Kendrick Lamar
>Lorde
>Porter Robinson
>Hans Zimmer
>DJ Khaled
>Grouplove

don't really know or care
>the rest

>>>
xx and mac is huge with pseudohipsters

>American festivals are poor in comparison to their European counterparts
who gives a fuck the only relevant bands at your fest are american anyways

i can just see them headline by their self since i live in a relevant city

probably the best 2017 lineup outside primavera

>preservation hall jazz band
fuck yeah

yeah but i mean, hasn't it kinda died out? Mac Demarco was quite a hipster star in my country at least, but i think that's like 2 years ago

You missed the best one.

>pseudohipsters

Am I supposed to believe these are any different or better than "real" hipsters?

nah mac had his biggest year last year actually, headlining festivals, dude is really just trynna get as much dollars as possible while being wierdly popular, new record coming probably this summer too, for some reason he has a relatively huge following for the type of music he's making

pseudo = "real" famalam

I'm kinda glad that trust-fund kids are paying the exorbitant prices to go to these festivals. The music industry would've utterly collapsed without them.

they actually said no to their spot, stereogum.com/1918189/show-me-the-body-deny-coachella-appearance/news/ which is understandable although trying hard to not be a sellout in 2017 is kinda lame

FUCK NO. Sound on Sound and Day for Night just happened a month or 2 ago. There's tons of shit to go to.

ah okay, but what's up with all the outdated edm then? like martin garrix, wtf?

lel
anyone else remember last year when they were like the first set and the best one of the day?
then at the end during arcade fire they came out and started playing again.
actually it may have been 2 or 3 years ago now I can't remember anymore.

Worth giving a shit about:
>Friday
Richie Hawtin
Sampha
King Gizzard
Lemon Twigs (?)
>Saturday
Bon Iver
Gucci Mane
Nicolas Jaar
Röyksopp
Four Tet
Moderat
Breakbot
Brodinski
Daphni
Floating Points
>Sunday
New Order
Real Estate
Preoccupations

It's unreal how stacked Saturday is vs. the other days, especially considering it's got the shittiest headliner
>tl;dr
What a huge fucking waste of time and money

What a bunch of shit

>Porter Robinson
>Kendrick Lamar
>Kek's list

What's it like to have shit taste user?

>Bon Iver's music
>anything of value
Pick one, user

Definitely going to see

Friday
>The XX
>Travis Scott
>FJM
>Empire of the Sun
>Dillon Francis
>Mac Miller
>Steve Angello
>Mac Demarco
>Capital Cities

Saturday
>Beyonce
>Bon Iver
>Future
>DJ Snake
>Martin Garrix
>Schoolboy Q
>Gucci Mane
>The Head And The Heart
>Two Door Cinema Club
>Bastille
>Tycho
>Tory Lanez
>Local Natives
>Car Seat Headrest
>Mitski

Sunday
>Kendrick Lamar
>Lorde
>Porter Robinson & Madeon
>DJ Khaled
>Marshmello
>Lil Uzi Vert
>Galantis
>Kehlani
>Grouplove
>Tove Lo
>What So Not

Legitimately not a bad lineup
God what a cool contrarian you are

rich kids like to molly out to top50 edm classics while cosplaying as slutty hippies(this sounds really salty but its kinda tru)

like martin garrix dj snake dj khaled all that type of shit sells fucking tickets, waaaay more than any pitchfork band

damn mainstage is just gonna have ppl standing there all day on saturday waiting for beyonce

Anyone else here feel that normie-induced pain in the back of their head at the thought of going to a music festival?

lmao can u not

have a totally authentic experience in the sun user

new order are shit live

Friday
>Radiohead
>The xx
>Travis Scott
>Father John Misty
>EotS
>Mac Miller
>Mac DeMarco
>Little Dragon
>Bonobo
>DJ Shadow
>Crystal Castles
>Guided By Voices
>PHJB
>King Gizzard
>Denzel Curry

Saturday
>Beyonce
>Schoolboy Q
>Future
>Bon Iver
>Royksopp
>Tycho
>Nicolas Jaar
>THatH
>The Avalanches
>Four Tet
>Local Natives
>Car Seat Headrest
>Classixx
>Warpaint
>s u r v i v e
>Thundercat
>Floating Points
>Mitski

Sunday
>Kendrick Lamar
>Lorde
>Justice
>New Order
>Future Islands
>Hans fucking Zimmer
>DJ Khaled
>Lil Uzi Vert
>Kaytranada
>Real Estate
>Nao
>Allah-Lahs
>Whitney
>Preoccupations
>Pond
>SMtB

yeah, I'd fucking go if I had the money

For friday, only Radiohead and DJ Shadow once put out good music. Overall, as artists, they're not good.

For saturday, only The Avalanches and Four Tet put on interesting music.

For sunday, Kendrick Lamar had one good album and New Order had a couple of good albums.

What a waste of fucking money if you go to this shit show.

oh fuck, i forgot to mention Nicolas Jaar is amazing. He's the most interesting artist so far mentioned (going off your list)

That's fine. You can stay home and never have fun ever while I enjoy myself

stay pleb, friend

Every single one of those bands suck and if you listen to any of it you're a sheep that doesn't actually apprecite the art of music. Listen to some John Coltrane and then try to tell me any of those musicians have talent.

>Every single one of those bands suck and if you listen to any of it you're a sheep that doesn't actually apprecite the art of music.
really makes u think

>calls me a pleb
>listens to music for philistines
pick one

>King Gizz

Fuck yeah

lmao famalam

Bonnarro is better for non-band related shit I think, but you can still hang out and ride the Ferris wheel and whatnot at Coachella. The grounds are beautiful (though it's hot as fuck)

...

Those bands don't make you think. They're mindless. Just a bunch of faggots stealing your money because you don't know any better.

This lineup is 100x better then Cochella god damn.

Bottlerock 2017 in Napa, CA

last year was pretty great, probably going again this year

>stealing your money
Jokes on you, I pirate all my music.

That's sad. You don't enjoy music enough to purchase the art from the artist. That's even worse. If I listened to that shit I wouldn't wanna buy it either.

>dudebro
back to tumblr

lmao i wouldnt even touch this festival w my boyfriends penis

Artists at this I'd see:

Future
Gucci Mane
Schoolboy Q
Kendrick Lamar
Mac DeMarco
Crystal Castles
Nicolas Jaar
New Order
Hans Zimmer (this sounds hilarious, might hear the BANE soundtrack)
Justice
Richie Hawin
The Avalanches
DJ Khaled
Lil Uzi Vert
Four Tet
DJ Shadow
Devendra Banhart
King Sunny Ade
Toots and the Maytals
Father John Misty

Probably would see Beyonce out of curiosity.

I'd probably see Real Estate too.

Only if it's a well known festival

Future Islands always puts on an amazing fucking show. Every time.

Much better than last year but too many damn repeats. Music has really hit a wall creatively

I saw Beyoncé out of curiosity last year. I think she won me over with her reptilian gaze.

You guys realize this festival is 6 days across 2 weekends right? not 3 days

Been living in Barcelona for half of my life and this year is the first one I have tickets. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty pumped.
The Spanish bands they selected are a pretty interesting mix aswell

At least there's a handful of people in here who actually now how to go out and have a good time

the phrase you're looking for is 'normies'

Yeah, pretty much anyone that's not autistic, boring, or socially retarded

>muh boring

>Martin Garrix on stage and then Beyonce

A pair of fucking hacks.......... i'll never be watching this shit ever again.

Coachella is dead and buried.

i think its pretty cool you didn't refute the other two

if you're that easily impressed i can understand why you'd think going to coachella would be worthwhile
also
>refuted

The two weekends are the same though. It's not like the second weekend has a different lineup. There are sometimes setlist changes but it's more or less the same.

Would love to go to this but Field Day will have to do as the UK equivalent. Still pretty great. Too bad Frank Ocean isn't on here too instead of Lovebox.

Honestly a pretty great line-up, whiny bitches on here need to get a life. Solid trio of headliners, better than any Glastonbury headliners in over a decade.

yea i just saw that on pitch fork too

whats their deal hahaha dumb ass desu

their shit is good and they need to get their name out

Holy fuck. Lineups like that literally don't exist at American festivals it seems like.

>bonobo,hawtin, dixon, bicep, loco dice

>nicolas jaar, tycho, four tet, moderat

>tale of us, marcel dettmann

not sure if worth it