What is the most effective and least painful way to commit suicide?

What is the most effective and least painful way to commit suicide?

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47 hydrogen bombs detonating right on top of you is pretty damn effiecient.

Don't do it Sean! you can like.. still release free DLC that patches in all the promised features.

>and maybe even some fun

A gun dummy

Hook a hose us to the tail pipe of your vehicle and into the vehicle. Grab some weed. Get in said vehicle, start it, smoke the bud and crank up the good tunes.

*Up. Damn it i cant spell today

probably a gun, but under the right angle, heard of countless people surviving an attempted headshot, becoming veggies

Up to this point , living seems to have a 100% mortality rate , how bout you try that for once rather than shitpost in Sup Forums .

Witty, clever and actually good advice.

Well commented, faggot

>call the police and say there is an intruder in your home, then charge them with a knife
>hang yourself on the blind cord
>sleeping pills and a bath
>fall from somewhere high
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if you want to be dead then go be dead dont be an attention whore on the internet

Gun shot to that hard knob on your skull right behind the ear. This destroys the brainstem. 100% fatality rate

check'em

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heroin!

Breathing only helium is the least painful way to suicide. Your body think its air and you will be ko'd after a minute or so for hypoxia

Exit bag

Helium.

good second choice
even if it doesn't kill you, there goes your life

>acquire thin but strong wire
>go onto roof
>tie one end of wire around your neck
>tie other end around something sturdy like a chimney
>glue hands to head
>jump off roof
>wire will cut your head off
>hands glued to head make it look like you pulled your own head off

>100% fatality rate

FALSE


Because A LOT of people miss. Deforming themselves, turning themselves into vegetables, or ending up in comas for decades.

PIC RELATED.

Fire a gun at a cop.

Not if you go out in the middle of the woods where you can't be saved also
357. Too the temple