Hey Sup Forums help my get a gf
Hey Sup Forums help my get a gf
say "Look, cute answer but honestly I'm attracted to you. I want to take you to dinner x night."
there ya go skipper
Too late, you ruined it.
tell her to break the cucumber in half and stick one half in the pink and the other in stink
Sorry for my faggot pick up line I have crippling autism...Nudes?
Oh yeah I forgot to mention it's dubs decide.
I'm spilling the spaghetti already
Why haven't we fucked yet?
Trips, must send her that
this and screenshot of her saying yes
let me scoop the poop out of your butt with my tongue
Would you fuck the bunny?
Rolling
I guess I have to honor it. fuck
Anyway wanna trade nudes?
Kek
gonna set up multiple girls
Roll
got an amateur pornstar on our hands. Give me something good
Rolling, hey how much for a dom session?
Got a reply
Hello beautiful
You don't need to understand, you're cute.
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Your thoughts about the whole Syrian Crysis?
Whats your favorite dog to eat? I'm into eating beagles.
Rr
If you talked to this bitch and sounded interested in witchcraft and learned a bit about it you'd be in her pants in no time, then you'd have to escape the crazy and have a "curse" cast on you but I guess it depends how much you want your dick wet.
Roll
RACE WAR NOW
Roll
Go on I'll roll this for OP might work and could be fun
'Ching Chung Chang ping ping pong chang chong' -sun tzu
i want a full pic op
fuckin roolllll lmao
I hate you guys so much
Roll
You actually did porn? I don't recognize you from this angle tbh.
so close.
I thought you were only doing dubs OP?
MY FUCKING GOD
sorry about that my sissy persona just talked to you sorry about that
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Op is a madman. Only for the shits 'n' giggles.
That didn't even win you idiot, this is the giving winrar
It's my idea and it might work so fuck off hating us cos you can't count faggot.
I have to be honest with you, I want to fuck your buthole
Nigga are you retarded?
How do I make tools in Minecraft?
(Not dubs, loser)
Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you.
>its my idea
Prove it faggot
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Just call them niggas
I'm fucking it all up. I am so sorry
Cucumber is a fruit
Omg are you fucking stupid? It was instructions, OP you're fucking retarded you don't deserve a GF go to sleep.
Op dont give a fuck
nice
what site is he using
ayeee
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DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
The occult is like so cool and edgy. My parents hate it since they're totally square but I think it's awesome
Oh shit.
Tell her to bring the latex and preform freaky rituals on you.
We getting this motherfucker laid.
I like my girls with a 8" dick. Or you can dominate me sexually. If you wont do this, then we can only be friends sorry.
Another girl
I don't even, what the actual, how the damn it.
fucking kek don't get with this faggot idiot your hand is 10 times better
That's why you don't let the internet decide for you
wat
Kay.
Tell that to that witchcraft bitch
Way to go.
Op is so dumb he's doing this.
Sometimes I like to think about all the babies I could have had, while staring at my fresh jizz spread all over my chest
Chekd also k
Rolling for this
sorry, i meant to send that to my father.
so how are you doing? wanna come over later?
been talking for just a few of days
Wrong reply gg
This
Ayyyy. Why do I feel like fetish bitch is gonna eat this up?
If I was there I'd have sat fully clothed by your feet crying while you showered
Another girl, what do I say
>if I was three
>retarded
Stop looking for more girls and solve the fucking problems you've got with the other girls
>WINRAR
OP PLEASE REPLY
Call her a faggot
what would you do Sup Forums
you ain't a whore, but you'd fuck me for some cash right?
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Reroll
So be straight up. How many of your uncles touched you? Or was it Daddy dearest?
call a cab and hurry the fuck up to her place you virgin fuck
So what makes you different from a whore?
Give you a towel and immediately leave.
Kek m8 roll
grab her by her hair bend her over and fuck her like a madman while water ran on her face
What the fuck are you doing? Weren't you trying to get a girlfriend? Why didn't you tell her this
I'm Harambe and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my trainer and friend, Cecil the Lion. One thing I've learned after 21 years: You never know WHAT is going to come over that fence.
jut go over and fuck her OP, seriously
I'd eat your ads like a retard on bathsalts