ITT: stupid shit you thought or did as a kid

ITT: stupid shit you thought or did as a kid.

I used to be terrified of the night sky because I was always afraid that I would see a giant asteroid or meteor that was going to destroy the earth.

I believed in a supernatural deity, and some looney died for my sins

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i was scared because when i looked at it laying on my back i thought i might fall into it.

Chocolate milk came from brown cows
All tv shows where real including cartoons thought it was like another universe or something.

Thought that I would amount to something.

Thought Adam Sandler was actually funny

Was anyone else a pyro? used to love the shit out of fire and would light shit on fire all the time. Used to burn pens until one time flaming ink dripped on me still have that fucking scar to this day.

This but I was scared that a meteor would just wipe us out at any time.

So edgy.

To get a girl pregnant you had to pee inside them.

Veal grew on trees

When I was between 2 until about 7 I didn't believe that people actually grew up. I thought I 'd stay a kid forever.

Dem feels also a day felt like forever.

>be me
>raised christian
>US "middle class white family
>told in school only jews get circumcised
>100% believe I am intact when I'm not
>told in school that circumcision is "when they cut the tip off"
>100% believe circumcision means they cut the dickhead off
>make it to high school sports, have to shower with the guys
>see a teammates dick
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>why do all of these dicks have so much extra skin!?
>"because we aren't circumcized?"
>No, neither am I. See? My dickhead is still there.
>Coach overhears. Get sent to run laps.
>Most confusing 2 mile run of my life

That anyone who did drugs was a smelly hippie.

Freaking the fuck out when I shat in the bath tub

Fuck yeah started fires all the time. Once my brother and I started one in the boulevard and tried to stand in front of it as if the cars driving by couldn't see it. It took down one full sized tree and two lawns. I still like fires. I am 43

I could never fap in front of my pets for the sake of them somehow knowing

Know that feel once shat in the shower while jacking it had to waffle stomp that bitch.

This still bothers me.

I tought girls pee by their asshole

That there was no such thing as night life was just one long day.

I though peeing inside a girl is how you got retarted babies.

Would throw rocks at cars and Windows.

thought France was a real country